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04-08-2010, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
My name is Paul,I've been told that I'm easy going,and even tempered.
folks that know me say I'm a nice guy and I try to live up to that to the best of my ability,I come from a hard working family of loggers,truck drivers,and cattlemen.
I try to think before I speak,but it doesn't always keep me from sticking my foot in my mouth.
I'm looking for a younglady,that can respect as well as be respected,If there is no respect between the two of us it won't work(Trust me,I had to learn that the hard way),a young woman with a good head on her shoulders,and someone that I can trust and grow to love,and a young lady that can grow to love me for who I am.
I've never cheated,nor do I make plans to do so,I only expect the same loyalty.
As you can see from the pic,I'm a smoker,I'm also an outdoorsman and love being out in the hills (Camping,hunting,fishing,going on trail rides on A.T.V.'s,and star gazing),but a night or two on the town doesn't hurt,some of my favorite film genres are horror,comedy,and action. Music tastes are mainly punk rock,metal,and outlaw country.
If you like what you see,don't be afraid to send an E-mail my way.
Essay Questions
Why are you here? (On Bondage.com, or on Earth, or both)
Trying to find a submissive female that is loyal,loving and trustworthy.
And b.com is just a cool place to be.
Briefly describe your personality -- what makes you tick? What should people know about you?
I'm quite until I get to know the person.
Then will pretty well talk them to death.
What's your ambition? What do you hope to achieve in your life?
Finish a low-budget horror film that's been on my list since 2005,and to become a better writer.
Also to find someone that would like to have a family.
Describe your most memorable scene.
My ex in her slave uinform,doing a strip tease with Scum Of The Earth-Altergirl 13 playing in the background. (It was her idea and she was a giver)
Describe your sexiest outfit, and/or how you look when dressed up in general.
Pocket t-shirt,O.D. Green vest,blue jeans,and black shoes/boots.
What does a collar signify for you? How many times have you given/received a collar?
Trust between the slave and master.
I've given two.
What are your pet peeves? What really ticks you off? And how do you react when you're angry?
When I feel myself getting angry I walk away and do my best to avoid a fight,I try to calm down,and think things through.
Someone that is violent with a woman,child,or old person jumps to the top of my shit list.
I step in (depending on the situation) and supply the person being abused with back up (Call the cops,or get all hill billy on the abuser,and let them know how it feels)
What are your 'deal breakers'? (turn offs etc - e.g. smoking, blue hair, braces, leprosy)
Cheaters,liars and theives.
Anything else you'd like to add?
I've been told I'm a pretty good cook,and I tend to take over the kitchen (I don't mean to do so but I love to cook for my lady from most of the time)
Who I am
Orientation: Heterosexual only
Education: Graduated high school
Work: Retired
Religion: Religion is not part of my life
Height: 6 Feet, 3 inches (189.5 cm)
Weight: Over 300lbs (>136kg)
Body type: Plump
Eyes: Hazel
I consider myself to be: Of average appearance
Hair color: Black
Hair Length: Short
Body hair: Very hairy
Facial Hair Smooth / Shaved
Pubic hair: Unshaved; Normal
Cock size (men): 5 inches
I am at least functional in: English
What I'm looking for
I'm looking for: A serious relationship
A spouse
My current status is: Single
Sexually, my philosophy is: I insist on complete control !
I prefer my partner(s) to be: A lot shorter than me
I prefer my partner(s) to be: Younger than me
I want to meet someone: A lot lighter than myself
Body types I'm interested in Thin
Athletic
Average
Relationships should be: Monogamous, and strictly monogamous!
Somebody's appearance: counts, but I look at the whole package
When it comes to couples: I'm solo and not interested in meeting couples
When it comes to children: I don't have any, but want some
I'd be willing to relocate: Absolutely not
Sex and BDSM
I'm into Bondage: More often than not
My BDSM experience level: I have some BDSM experience
S & M: Totally turns me off !
Disabilities: I have other disabilities
Health issues: I have no health issues
Group Sex: I have an open mind but it doesn't really float my boat
Regarding Anal Sex: I would have to be the giver
Anal Sex: Still not interested
When scening, I like: Private scenes at home
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04-08-2010, 06:55 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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04-08-2010, 07:12 PM
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#78
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Buahahahahaha!!! ON THE FOUR-WHEELER!!!
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Originally Posted by deadmanwalking_05
one thing i like about small statured women is the fact that i can pick them up and carry them into another room while going down on them/giving them a good room to room fucking (i call it the peach pick/the room to room was dubbed the cherry pluck by my now ex,who claimed she was a virgin at the time)
i also loved to put her in front when we would ride the atv (it's good if you can drive one handed while doing this next bit,and keep your attention on the road,you have to be able to go strictly by feel)
i would slide my hand down her pants and under the panties carefully insert two fingers and go to work,all the while driving along like nothing was going on,it takes alot of concentration,stamina,and practice without getting a hand or forearm cramp,or causing a huge crash,but if done correctly (the vibrations from the engine will help in the case of a honda 500 utility class)
also groping the inner thighs will get her juices flowing.
While that's going on all the young lady need do is lean back,rest her head against my shoulder and enjoy the ride.
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04-08-2010, 09:21 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,629
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You guys are stalkers.
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"The Answer To 1984 IS 1776"
I may be crazy to a few...but at least I'm Committed.
9x29mmR : The Choice Of Millions for the last 100-107 years.
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04-08-2010, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,629
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Originally Posted by Despanan
Buahahahahaha!!! ON THE FOUR-WHEELER!!!
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At least it was inventive and quite a bit of a challenge (Hey you try getting a woman to climax while keeping a constant speed and staying on the road,that truly is multitasking by any standard).
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"The Answer To 1984 IS 1776"
I may be crazy to a few...but at least I'm Committed.
9x29mmR : The Choice Of Millions for the last 100-107 years.
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04-08-2010, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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How is that inventive or a challenge? Its involves a fairly normal fetish (stemming from the vibrations of the motor of ATVs, dirt bikes, and motorcycles) and most of the women into that fetish can achieve a full orgasm just from the vibrations of the motor.
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04-09-2010, 05:03 AM
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#82
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Fucking hell, no wonder you like to be the dominant one. You seriously think you're fucking Batman.
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
I step in and supply the person being abused with back up (get all hill billy on the abuser,and let them know how it feels)
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They wanted to know shit like 'I don't like spaghetti' or 'I don't like fake tits', not 'I WILL CRUSH OPPRESSORS UNDERNEATH MY BOOT'
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04-09-2010, 05:57 AM
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#83
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
You guys are stalkers.
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Stalking involves effort, this is all information which is easily available on a simple google search.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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04-09-2010, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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04-09-2010, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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instant meme!
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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04-09-2010, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Originally Posted by Despanan
instant meme!
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Well the image was deleted.... No One Loves Me!!!
Bringing up the whining quotent.
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04-09-2010, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by Catch
Well the image was deleted.... No One Loves Me!!!
Bringing up the whining quotent.
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It's right here
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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04-10-2010, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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You guys are pathetic.
How much of your free time did you waste on that pointless bit of cut and paste?
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"The Answer To 1984 IS 1776"
I may be crazy to a few...but at least I'm Committed.
9x29mmR : The Choice Of Millions for the last 100-107 years.
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04-10-2010, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
You guys are pathetic.
How much of your free time did you waste on that pointless bit of cut and paste?
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This much.
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04-10-2010, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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I think Deadman's glamor shot just made the cut to be put up there with "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" and "I NEED INITIATION GODDAMMIT!"
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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04-10-2010, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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I concur. Korinna ++
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04-10-2010, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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I don't know Korinna, Despanan is slightly insulting, but that is a hostile pic.
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04-11-2010, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yep, definitely meme worthy.
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04-11-2010, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Well, once again the thread has totally lost any meaning. I wonder what happened to that guy anyway...
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04-12-2010, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Anyone who has seen the film Tremors will know what I mean when I mention the gun obsessed survival guy Bert Gummer? The one who stakes out his roof with an arsenal of guns and ammo. That's who I think of when I read one of Deadmanwalking's posts about guns.
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04-12-2010, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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nothing is going to be done about it as usual but nice try.
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