Do you talk about sex with your parents ? - Page 2

TopHaggardDoll · 01-22-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by L'Oiseau Noir

Myself, and perfecting my writing.

Fuck human instincts and needs. Then again, that's like me to say. I think I came off God's defective belt, because I'm pretty sure I'm broken.

WOOH!

Amen.

dickpickle · 01-23-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

I bet he understands....

He does. (But need more characters.)

Your Darkest Secret · 01-23-2008, 01:29 AM

My mum worries about whether the handcuffs dangling from my bedroom wall are there merely for decorative use or not... I'm not saying. *cue evil laugh*

Rotting Corpse · 01-23-2008, 03:40 AM

I have never talked about sex with my mom(I couldn't talk to my father even if I wanted haha).Still at school we've talked about it....in class....

Post Modern Girl · 01-23-2008, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Your Darkest Secret

My mum worries about whether the handcuffs dangling from my bedroom wall are there merely for decorative use or not... I'm not saying. *cue evil laugh*

I also claim that my black leather whip is for "hallowe'en".

Oh god see I can't ever see myself discussing sex with my mother ... way to weird. Not because she's all conservative or anything, I just really don't like her

faeriekiss · 01-23-2008, 12:51 PM

My mum was pregnant with me at 17 and had me at 18 so she is quite young so we talk about these things together, she tells me tips and things as well, weve always been ver close so it's never embarrased me though it often embarasses my friends when she asks them things like, ooh have you two had sex yet? is he too big? or small? Most of the time I just laugh, but she has a very active sex life and loves to share hese things with me.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 01-23-2008, 04:01 PM

This is my mom's version of a sex talk;

Mom: Are you having sex yet???
Me: No. (This was back in 6th grade.)
Mom: Well once you find you want to let me know and I'll buy you condoms and you make sure you have it here so you don't get caught.

The week after she brought me home condoms (one was mint flavored) and pamphlets on STDs and shit.

Tha Duckman · 01-23-2008, 04:13 PM

I talk about sex with Crimson Emo Girlys Mom and Pop. Then I have sex with Crimson Emo Girlys Mom and Pop.

dark_dragon_of_ice · 01-23-2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman

I talk about sex with Crimson Emo Girlys Mom and Pop. Then I have sex with Crimson Emo Girlys Mom and Pop.

FTW you sir are full of win.

An Eccentric Cellist · 01-23-2008, 06:37 PM

My family, while kind and sort of open, aren't allowed by me to know anything about my sex life. We have talked but my main knowledge came from the Internet and my perverted friend.
I can talk sex with them but I can't talk about things I do with my lovey or the fact that people often assume I sleep with my best guy friend, whom they happen to dislike.
It's too awkward and I don't think they would approve of my tastes. If I wanted birth control I'd go straight to my doctor and most likely buy it with my own money.

Tha Duckman · 01-23-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice

FTW you sir are full of win.

I made them say your name.

dreamydancer · 01-23-2008, 08:15 PM

Strangely enough, I do. At least I talk about it with my mom, but not on serious matters. We mostly joke about a lot of perverted things. It seems to run in the family.

I feel like a weirdo now.

Soul Love · 01-24-2008, 03:27 PM

No, I don't... I"m too embarrassed to. Honestly, I can't even talk to them about kissing. It's sad at my age though. I've never even kissed yet.... so I have no business talking about sex I suppose...

JCC · 01-24-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul Love

No, I don't... I"m too embarrassed to. Honestly, I can't even talk to them about kissing. It's sad at my age though. I've never even kissed yet.... so I have no business talking about sex I suppose...

Kissing sucks. I skipped that stage.

Soul Love · 01-24-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC

Kissing sucks. I skipped that stage.

Oh? Well at least you can get boys to like you...

Tha Duckman · 01-24-2008, 03:43 PM

This should be renamed the "Self Pity Thread."

Post Modern Girl · 01-25-2008, 04:37 AM

Theres a programme on Ttv about this, it's called "Sex... with mom and dad."

It's some therapist talking to teenagers and their parents, getting them to open up about sex etc.

She sets them tasks, one was "pass the sexual parcle" and with each layer there was a question about sex that everyone has to answer. That was all well and good, I could handle doing that, but then the last layer was a VIBRATING COCK RING!

Now really, I do ask. I'm all for openness but isn't sex toys etc a bit off limits to a father/son sex talk?

Maybe im just a prude.

Apathy's_Child · 01-25-2008, 06:22 AM

I hate kissing. It's boring as hell.

Tha Duckman · 01-25-2008, 09:11 AM

Then you're obviously not doing it right, t00l.

Catch · 01-26-2008, 10:58 AM

No. And I wish they Never tried talking about sex to me!

Solumina · 01-27-2008, 10:56 AM

My mother was a hippy so I would rather not have a discussion with her about sex as I am afraid that she would tell me about her sex life when she was my age, but if I have a question about something then I don't feel awkward asking her about it

korinna5555 · 01-27-2008, 10:57 AM

I MUST meet your mom.. I know I have said it a million times, but

I hope you come up here for spring break.

Solumina · 01-27-2008, 11:11 AM

I think I will come home for at least half of break. I will be sure to invite you over so that we can play cards with my mother (her craziness comes out a little quicker when we play cards)

Mir · 01-27-2008, 11:18 AM

I think kissing is better than sex.

Apathy's_Child · 01-28-2008, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman

Then you're obviously not doing it right, t00l.

Nah, I just do the other stuff better than most.