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03-11-2011, 03:16 AM
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Ragequeefing
I am so pissed I could explode air from my vagina right now. FUCK YOU GUYS.
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03-11-2011, 05:58 AM
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-11-2011, 06:19 AM
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I've decided ragequeefing is not an anatomically viable option for me and have decided to retitle this thread Ragequeering. Fellas, let's fuck. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 06:26 AM
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I like it. Can we fuck in protest of something? Like, unless x happens, we won't stop?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-11-2011, 06:30 AM
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Good call. We need to decide what the guys of Gnet are about.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 06:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Make a rage-query?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-11-2011, 06:37 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Bahahahaha.
Guys. Suggestions. Man ones only. NO GIRLS.
[guards lawn]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 06:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Hemanwomanhatersclub
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03-11-2011, 07:18 AM
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Girls have cooties. I fucking hate cooties. I got my "circle-circle-square-square, now you've got it everywhere" shot, but I still don't have the "circle-circle-knife-knife, now you've got it all your life" immunization. We just have to be careful, Jin. Please understand.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-11-2011, 07:37 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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I am now vigorously rubbing my cooties on every available surface in Gnet.
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03-11-2011, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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I made a cootie gun.
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03-11-2011, 07:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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That mental image made me smile.
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03-11-2011, 08:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Girls have cooties. I fucking hate cooties. I got my "circle-circle-square-square, now you've got it everywhere" shot, but I still don't have the "circle-circle-knife-knife, now you've got it all your life" immunization. We just have to be careful, Jin. Please understand.
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I'm ready to plow you now. Guy-love is imminent.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I've decided ragequeefing is not an anatomically viable option for me and have decided to retitle this thread Ragequeering. Fellas, let's fuck. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
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What about those who do not subscribe to the gender binary, hmmmm?
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...eix6o1_400.jpg
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03-11-2011, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Saya
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You got a dick? That's all I'm really interested in here. The dick is the site of logic. I don't want any gaping gashes reminding me of a face screaming hysterically. You can't get sand in what you don't have, sweet cheeks, and that's just mo'fucking FACT. 
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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My strap on makes your boner hang in shame.
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03-11-2011, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Girls have cooties. I fucking hate cooties. I got my "circle-circle-square-square, now you've got it everywhere" shot, but I still don't have the "circle-circle-knife-knife, now you've got it all your life" immunization. We just have to be careful, Jin. Please understand.
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Funniest damn thing I've read today.
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03-11-2011, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I'm ready to plow you now. Guy-love is imminent.
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Whoa, hold on. I'm still waiting for something to fuck for.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-11-2011, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I'm ready to plow you now. Guy-love is imminent.
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HEY! FUCK YOU! I'm going to be the man.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-11-2011, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Maybe you guys should take turns. Or you always try intercrural sex.
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03-11-2011, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Unacceptable.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-15-2011, 04:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I've decided ragequeefing is not an anatomically viable option for me and have decided to retitle this thread Ragequeering. Fellas, let's fuck. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
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You said you'd take me to Gropecunt Lane, you BASTARD! *slap and throwing of drink*
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03-15-2011, 05:03 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Are the girls at least allowed to watch from an isolation booth and wear masks and gowns and stuff?
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03-15-2011, 05:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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We should take bets. Looks like the magic between Apathy and Versus is going to have a quality of... confrontation, shall we say, about it. 
Hey Saya, how do you feel about ****-slash? I was looking up episodes of Supernatural to find the few people keep telling me are worth watching. Somehow I wound up on Live.journal, reading some fanfic story about Dean tying Sam to a bed and... well, let's just say he learned to love it, but it took some getting there. I was pretty traumatized at the time, but after a little distance, I think Apathy and Versus should re-enact the scene so I can decide whether it's hot or just sordid and disturbing.
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03-15-2011, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by CuckooTuli
We should take bets. Looks like the magic between Apathy and Versus is going to have a quality of... confrontation, shall we say, about it.
Hey Saya, how do you feel about ****-slash? I was looking up episodes of Supernatural to find the few people keep telling me are worth watching. Somehow I wound up on Live.journal, reading some fanfic story about Dean tying Sam to a bed and... well, let's just say he learned to love it, but it took some getting there. I was pretty traumatized at the time, but after a little distance, I think Apathy and Versus should re-enact the scene so I can decide whether it's hot or just sordid and disturbing. |
I never understood **** fantasy, but I read something lately that suggested that women do enjoy **** fantasy because its internalized that women being fast or even enjoying sex is wrong, so if its out of your control, its fine. So maybe in this case, its not Sam's fault for liking incest?
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