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Old 10-23-2008, 11:39 AM   #126
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You do know that I'm fourteen don't you? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't actually believe that people thought I was older!
If it makes you feel any better I thought you were younger
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:58 PM   #127
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Haha! That was most amusing...or not.

Jillian - I've calmed down a bit, hence
the use of a polite prose.

Gothicus - Are you cracking wise, tiny?
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:09 PM   #128
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Gothicus - Are you cracking wise, tiny?
You named your dick after me? That's sweet, I guess, but a little confusing. I thought you were talking to me at first.
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:31 PM   #129
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Haha! That was most amusing...or not.

Jillian - I've calmed down a bit, hence
the use of a polite prose.

Gothicus - Are you cracking wise, tiny?
Oh Please. Don't even start cock cracks. We're not Neanderthals, at least I'm not. The size of a person's cock means nothing unless you're the one sleeping with them. And since you seem to care so much about Gothicus's size, it says a lot about what you've been dreaming about lately.
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Old 10-24-2008, 09:55 PM   #130
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Oh Please. Don't even start cock cracks. We're not Neanderthals, at least I'm not. The size of a person's cock means nothing unless you're the one sleeping with them. And since you seem to care so much about Gothicus's size, it says a lot about what you've been dreaming about lately.
That's funny; someone is curious about gothicus's size.
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:18 PM   #131
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'Oy, Gothicus! Whip out your dick for me!
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:44 PM   #132
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And now soda has explored my sinuses. Bravo.
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:51 PM   #133
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:54 PM   #134
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'Oy, Gothicus! Whip out your dick for me!
I serously doubt that he will do that.
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:55 PM   #135
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Well, for measuring he might.
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:56 PM   #136
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Though someone beat to death by his phallus is quite the endearing image, no?
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:58 PM   #137
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Strange hentai that would make...
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:17 PM   #138
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You know it'd sell. ;D
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:19 PM   #139
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Of course... On the internet it would... Sings "The internet is for porn" song.
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:24 PM   #140
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Don't forget 'Every Sperm is Sacred'... xD
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:26 PM   #141
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Why couldn't my ex have been like you? We would have actually stayed together.
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:30 PM   #142
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Haha...awwww? xD Thanks?
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:32 PM   #143
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Magari! Oh well. You know, it seems like we're playing thread tag... You're it!
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Old 10-25-2008, 01:44 AM   #144
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I was talking about his height...

Gothicus measures his penis? Why am I not surprised?

Gothicus - My penis is large, not tiny. Thanks for your concern anyway.
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Old 10-25-2008, 02:31 AM   #145
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Penis jokes?

Seriously?

Gnet has fallen from the already sub-grace level it was once at.
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Old 10-25-2008, 02:35 AM   #146
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I was talking about his height...

Gothicus measures his penis? Why am I not surprised?

Gothicus - My penis is large, not tiny. Thanks for your concern anyway.
You're extremely proficient at responding to insults. Your countering my searingly witty gibes with "NUH-UH THAT'S A BIG FIB" really makes me feel undermined.

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Kinda like what happens when your penis turns flaccid. OH BURN.
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Old 10-25-2008, 02:41 AM   #147
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Nuh-uh Thats A Big Fib!
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:06 AM   #148
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'Oy, Gothicus! Whip out your dick for me!
I wonder if you have ever seen a Jewish dick before.
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:23 AM   #149
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Kinda like what happens when your penis turns flaccid. OH BURN.


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I wonder if you have ever seen a Jewish dick before.
I see Gothicus' avatar all the time. OH BURN.

Busta fool can't touch this shit, this is my house nigga, my house!
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Old 10-25-2008, 03:43 AM   #150
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OWNED nigga.
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How the fuck is Gothicus being a Jew related to the size of his dick?
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