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02-13-2006, 10:53 AM
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#126
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Location: U.K
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Originally Posted by rockandrose
Seriously, I think this cat dressed as a cow, is way cuter than any human humping an animal.
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That cat's face...I like it alot.
 How about a cat with orange peel on it's head?
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02-13-2006, 05:24 PM
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#127
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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My cat kind of looks like J-Lo if you pull her ears back and scrunch her cheeks up to her eyes.
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02-14-2006, 05:36 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by Metatron
My cat kind of looks like J-Lo if you pull her ears back and scrunch her cheeks up to her eyes.
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J-Lo cat? Well I never!
My cat's markings made him look like he was wearing a tux...*trying to forget about horse anal sex..*
ooh hey another cat!
Antioch dons his makeshift 'war tower' and lays siege to your kitchen cabinets.
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02-18-2006, 01:23 PM
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#129
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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I suppose it's a nice way to die, doing something you love. :/
I was reading a bathroom reader(<3) about a "porn movie expert" who said in his life he had only seen three movies where someone dies: One due to a heart attack, one was choked to death accidentally and the other I can't remember.
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02-21-2006, 11:07 AM
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#130
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Originally Posted by Dark Art
Yes, I heard that too. Poor sheep.
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I herd about that too, baaahhh....
edit: Sorry, I thought it was funny.
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02-21-2006, 11:10 AM
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#131
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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Isn't it a flock of sheep? It should be...
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02-21-2006, 12:48 PM
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#132
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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perpetrator leaving the scene of the crime...
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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02-21-2006, 02:14 PM
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#133
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
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Oooh that horse looks shifty. The other day I found my great grandma's china horse because I needed to draw it. Anyways I was turning it around when I noticed it's *ahem* manhood was rather large & prominent...
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02-21-2006, 09:07 PM
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#134
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Something similar happened in my area. Some guy was having sex with ponies when one kicked him. Don't think he died though.
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02-22-2006, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
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In the newspaper a guy cheated on his wife with a goat. Well at least it isn't a horse, they just lead everyone on.
See how it's leading on the cow?
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02-23-2006, 06:01 AM
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#136
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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Haha, how can you cheat on your wife with a goat? Maybe the sex wasn't that good...he was obviously desperate in order for him to do it with a goat.
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02-23-2006, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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02-23-2006, 08:29 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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Yep, I'd definitely do that.
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02-23-2006, 01:17 PM
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Location: U.K
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From the expression on it's face I'd say it's already been done.
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02-23-2006, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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It does look a bit glowy now that you mention it...
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02-23-2006, 02:00 PM
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Location: U.K
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Had it one eyebrow raised or was winking then I guess it would've been clearer. But I mean it has got the 'come to bed eyes'.
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02-24-2006, 11:42 AM
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#142
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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Wow, thats a crazy way to die. Oh well, at least the horse was okay.
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02-24-2006, 12:08 PM
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#143
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Had it one eyebrow raised or was winking then I guess it would've been clearer. But I mean it has got the 'come to bed eyes'.
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Oh, and the tail. How it stands so... erect.
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02-24-2006, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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That's not as hot as this.....in case your wondering on the stars it says "Too hott"
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02-24-2006, 07:26 PM
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#145
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: China and Mexico
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This makes me want to vomit in rage. Its sick and how can some one be so dumb, how can the animal be so dumb. Cant it see that its not a horse but a perverted man.
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02-25-2006, 10:02 AM
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#146
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Slovenia
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That's disgusting! Ewww!! What kind of a person would do that? I feel sorry for the horse... -___-"
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02-25-2006, 02:21 PM
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#147
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
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Originally Posted by Metatron
Oh, and the tail. How it stands so...erect.
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That is one done, dusted & dirty goat. Looked like it had fun though. But with a human? Who knows...
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02-25-2006, 03:22 PM
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#148
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
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Didn't this guy ever hear the expression:"Hung like a horse"? (But I believe that might have been the point).
{What about the Serta Counting Sheep?}
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02-27-2006, 04:52 PM
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#149
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
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I have the hots for 32. He's totally mine.
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02-28-2006, 02:25 PM
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#150
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
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Originally Posted by Eternal Silence
how can the animal be so dumb. Cant it see that its not a horse but a perverted man.
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It's a horse. They aren't as concious of their genitals as humans are. If they don't mind having their 'downstairs' cleaned I'll doubt they'll react to someone...well... & if they do they can cause some damage or try & run away.
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