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03-08-2010, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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This is my thread
get the fuck out.
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03-08-2010, 11:26 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Okay. Later.
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03-08-2010, 11:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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This is my thread now. I licked it. That means I get to keep it.
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03-09-2010, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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I can't tell if this is funny or creepy.
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03-09-2010, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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I pissed all over the thread, so ownership has been transferred to me.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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03-09-2010, 09:50 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I bit it, the thread is now my loyal servant.
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03-09-2010, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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You bit a saliva-dripping urine-soaked thread?
You get 50 crust points!
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03-09-2010, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I hereby queef upon this thread, it belongs to me.
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03-09-2010, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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I sprayed my beer shits all over it.
I don't want it or anything, it just felt appropriate.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-09-2010, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I drugged this thread and took it. Now it's mine again.
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03-09-2010, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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I sold this thread on Ebay and am getting drunk on the profits.
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03-09-2010, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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I bought this thread off eBay from some drunk.
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03-09-2010, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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Then I kidnapped it, ***** it, and locked it in my baseme-er DUNGEON and swallowed the key. It now belongs to me!! MWAHAHA!!!
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03-10-2010, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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This thread is actually one of my many dreams and it shall cease to exist should I awake.
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03-10-2010, 02:20 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Man In Room 5
This thread is actually one of my many dreams and it shall cease to exist should I awake.
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Can't decide if this is more Mad Girl's Love Song or Soliloquy of a Solipsist.
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03-10-2010, 07:18 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I busted in, killed the previous owner, cut him open, freed the thread, showered it and ran off with it to a romantic sundown.
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03-10-2010, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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I borrowed this thread and left it over at my girlfriend's place last week but then we broke up and I don't go over there anymore so I can't get it back.
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03-10-2010, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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I came. I conquered. I seized. Then lost the thread on a bet.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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03-11-2010, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Do not try to own the thread — that's impossible.
Instead, only try to realise the truth: there is no thread.
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Hist. Hark.
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03-11-2010, 04:12 AM
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#20
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 358
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I do not actually wish to own the thread...but I do enjoy watching those who do
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03-11-2010, 04:34 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I was the one who won the thread in Alan's bet.
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03-13-2010, 07:21 PM
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#22
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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Screw you. This thread belongs to my rotting corpse.
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03-13-2010, 07:37 PM
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#23
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 358
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv2H8
Screw you. This thread belongs to my rotting corpse.
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on what grounds?
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03-13-2010, 07:43 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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I managed to write from beyond the grave. I think I deserve Full ownership of the thread.
BTW: You reply pretty fast.
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03-13-2010, 07:47 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by disorder
Do not try to own the thread — that's impossible.
Instead, only try to realise the truth: there is no thread.
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Because I do not grasp, I do not let the thread slip. I have attained the thread.
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