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04-03-2006, 04:14 PM
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#7201
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Right on, Ben. That's awesome.
Congrats!
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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04-03-2006, 04:15 PM
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#7202
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Edible_Eye ... Mark, I'll miss your steady hand at the wheel here. Good luck with everything you need to tend to.
May you never lose your way.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 04:17 PM
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#7203
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Tenet, thank you.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Phrase of the day:
Coprophiliac Kleptomaniac
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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04-03-2006, 06:27 PM
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#7205
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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"I wish my grass were emo...then it'd cut itself..."
Horrible really, but it made me laugh so much that I had to share
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-03-2006, 06:49 PM
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#7206
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: new england
Posts: 144
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My husband has been spirited away to the Rob Zombie show in Montreal by his co-workers (I couldn't go because of work constraints).
I hope he's having fun; he is a mild-mannered banjo-picking engineer.
I sent him off with some ear plugs and a "Be careful, sweetie."
And a big old kiss.
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04-03-2006, 06:57 PM
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#7207
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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That's why I'm proud this little avatar thingy calls me an Elder Goth 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-03-2006, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Having a rough day?
Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.
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Originally Posted by thetiesonyourcorset
aww that's nice Ben...which i could actually see that! i want to be there...but you know what would be good...if the water wasn't deep and it was safe to swim in it...i'd love to do that!
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TIES, I saw your response to this and was a little puzzled. Then I realized you must have skipped step number seven! LMAO!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Hmmm ... well, as close to the subject as I ever will really come will be as a wanna be suspense writer ...
but in my opinion, murder should never be either neat or safe.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 08:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'm thinking of starting a new thread in General:
What The Hell Did You Do Today When In Response To Some Randomness You Were Telling Someone About The Book You Are Reading And Your Worst Trait Flared Up And Made You Rant About How Awful Your Picture Post Is?
Aw, fuckit!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I'm thinking of starting a new thread in General:
What The Hell Did You Do Today When In Response To Some Randomness You Were Telling Someone About The Book You Are Reading And Your Worst Trait Flared Up And Made You Rant About How Awful Your Picture Post Is?
Aw, fuckit!
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Incorporate animals and drunk friends, and I'd actually have something to post in there.
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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04-03-2006, 09:04 PM
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#7212
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Sobeh
Incorporate animals and drunk friends, and I'd actually have something to post in there.
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What?!? I've already combined 6 threads from General, and you want more?
Time to consult an efficiency expert.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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How about a thread called "what would you do if you invited an alien you found at Home Depot to your home to strangle you while you touch yourself?" (Quagmire did that in Family Guy )?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-03-2006, 09:07 PM
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#7214
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
What?!? I've already combined 6 threads from General, and you want more?
Time to consult an efficiency expert.
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Is my computer stoopid, or did your jigglypuff pokemon over there stop moving?
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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04-03-2006, 09:10 PM
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#7215
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You said "jigglypuff pokemon"!
*snicker snicker*
Yeah, I've noticed that happens from time to time. I can only assume it has something to do with bandwidth and server load strain.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-03-2006, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Don't believe the devil
I don't believe his book
But the truth is not the same
Without the lies he made up
Don't believe in excess
Success is to give
Don't believe in riches
But you should see where I live
I...I believe in love
Don't believe in forced entry
Don't believe in r*pe
But every time she passes by
Wild thoughts escape
I don't believe in death row
Skid row or the gangs
Don't believe in the Uzi
It just went off in my hand
I...I believe in love
Don't believe in cocaine
Got a speed-ball in my head
I could cut and crack you open
Do you hear what I said
Don't believe them when they tell me
There ain't no cure
The rich stay healthy
The sick stay poor
I...I believe in love
(partial lyrics from "God, Part II" by U2)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-04-2006, 12:16 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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I never realize how heavy my watch is until I take it off, then I get this floating arm sensation, woah!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-04-2006, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Haiku:
bara wa aka
kokoro wa tsumetai
ame ga furu
Translation:
The rose is red
The heart is cold
It rains
Why:
Because I can, and because I did, and because it isn't understanble by most people here in it's original format, and because the translation detracts from it, and because it's really just as random as my whim to write it in Japanese.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-04-2006, 02:02 AM
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#7219
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 132
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Ben, congrats on the new job. Sounds like the perks are pretty sweet! What's training in sensitivity?
Sorry to see e_e go. I liked his banter, shame he couldn't stick around. I guess there are less mods now which means less floggings for us nOObs. Right?? *looks nervously around*
バラは赤
心は冷たい
雨が降る
^^I haven't seen that one before. Who wrote it?
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04-04-2006, 03:12 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Hello pretties, I'm back. I haven't had much of a chance to brush up on what's happened since I went away but today's a long day so I'm starting on that now
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04-04-2006, 03:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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He's kicking and rolling around in there. Now instead of just kicks, he does this weird rolly-thing where my belly looks like the waves on a waterbed, only there's a baby causing it. Sometimes...it's creepy. But I like it.
Getting the nursery set up now, and I think we're getting everything but the car seat and the crib & mattress used to save a but of $ because...I'M GOING CIVILIAN!!!
That's right. This July, I will be able to pierce whatever I want, tattoo whatever I want, and SAY whatever I want without fear of getting kicked out or going to jail.
So anyways. What's new with you
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04-04-2006, 04:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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HELIO!!!! I missed you!!
Welcome back Ties! Missed you too..
E_E... *sniffle* I'm going to be selfish like Geisha, I want you back!
Ben - Glad the new job is going well! And thankyou for sharing your trip with us, the photos are beautiful!
This is the begining of a bad week. I'm glad I have you all to rant too.. thank you.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-04-2006, 06:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Where has EPS been?
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04-04-2006, 07:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Ah, Tenet, you're such a tease! You know just what to say to a girl. Are you sure you're gay?(I kid, I kid, Start rubbin' some nipples dammit!) 
Helio, welcome back! Glad to hear you're goin' civilian. The rolling thing was kinda weird, even the second time I went through it. It's hard for the lil guys to get comfortable in such a small space. Are things going well? If you take a gander at the "Goth Mummys & Daddys" thread, you'll see another member has just anounced her new bundle of joy.
Hi, Ghostie!!!
Where ya been girl? Don't tell me you've gone off and aquired a life? O_o
Sobeh, there'll still be plenty of spankings for everyone. Don't you fret.
Ties, welcome back babe.
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04-04-2006, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I hate research essays and research papers.
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