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07-13-2007, 07:51 AM
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#801
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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because it is yummy
Why is the saying "when pigs fly"? Why not cows? Or trees?
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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07-13-2007, 08:17 AM
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#802
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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Because if we waited for cows to fly, we would all probably die of cow droppings, Although, I don't know about trees...
Why is it that people either tip lousy or great at a resturant?
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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07-13-2007, 02:18 PM
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#803
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because man is a creature of extremes.
Why are we so flawed?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-13-2007, 02:22 PM
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#804
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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If you think religiously it's because we lost our perfection long ago and cannot obtain it through our own means. If you think non-religiously it's because even with all of natures beauty, she only created one species that can truely think and imagine like us, and when she got round to creating us she ran out of juice for creating a beautifully perfect mind.... We are just bone and flesh after all..
How can I get my creative oomph back to write poetry again?
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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07-13-2007, 02:24 PM
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#805
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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I think you just did.
Why am I wearing a sweatshirt in July?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-13-2007, 03:45 PM
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#806
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because you like to cover your arms and rotect them from the harmful UV rays.
How long is eternity?
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07-13-2007, 04:15 PM
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#807
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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From HERE.
To_____>There.
What's that large dangly thing in your mouth?
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07-13-2007, 07:15 PM
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#808
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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My uvula.
Why did I just censor that response?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-13-2007, 07:24 PM
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#809
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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*Snickers* You censored that response because you suddenly had a terrible mental picture of the previous question.
Why does my nail polish remover promise "healthy nails" when it's obviously an agent of destruction?
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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07-13-2007, 07:26 PM
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#810
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because in modern society, false advertising=profit.
Why do we think of self-benefit first and foremost in a materialistic light?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-14-2007, 03:32 AM
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#811
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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To make our selves feel better and more impressive to others.
Why is it i go away for the weekend and i get back and this place is even
crazier then when i left?
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07-14-2007, 05:01 AM
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#812
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Because you're the thread holding it all together.
Why can't I log in to playonline?
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07-14-2007, 06:43 AM
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#813
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Because secretly you don't want to play online & login has just picked up your intentions.
Why does my mouth feel like an ashtray?
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07-14-2007, 09:25 AM
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#814
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because you have been eating way too much for your own good.
Why is my nose stuffed?
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07-14-2007, 09:42 AM
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#815
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Cokewhore! Actually, that might have the opposite effect. Oh well.
Why am I so goddamned cool?
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07-14-2007, 09:51 AM
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#816
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Because you're just cool like that!
Why am I sitting at home writing this when I live less than half an hour away from san francisco?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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07-14-2007, 10:50 AM
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#817
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Because you can't get enough of Gnet & it's members.
What is for dinner?
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07-14-2007, 11:00 AM
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#818
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Worms.
What should I eat for dinner?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-14-2007, 11:03 AM
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#819
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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A hat.
Where is my lipbalm?
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07-14-2007, 11:06 AM
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#820
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches with marshmellow fluff.
Why can't I get my creative juices flowing?
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07-14-2007, 11:19 AM
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#821
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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It seems nobody can.
Why does what you suggested sound strangely appetizing right now?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-14-2007, 06:32 PM
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#822
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Because the grease from the sandwich will make your juice's flow faster
Why am i the only person from QLD australia on gothic net.
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07-14-2007, 07:19 PM
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#823
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Salvador, El Salvador.
Posts: 311
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Because the other QLD Aussie's are just too lazy to find this website.
Why is my cooking so awful?
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Who is saner, the sanest of the madmen, or the maddest of the sane?
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07-15-2007, 05:20 AM
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#824
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Because you haven't discovered the magic that is, hot sauce.
How can I make my monologue better?
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07-15-2007, 09:13 AM
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#825
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Practice makes perfect.
What should I do today?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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