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02-23-2010, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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My girlfriend's quite intriguing capability of reducing Jehovas witness to tears within about 2.5 minutes using nothing but words.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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02-23-2010, 07:22 AM
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#977
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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I could use that skill, we get a lot of those types coming to the door. As well as Mormons.
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02-23-2010, 09:24 AM
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#978
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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Three phone interviews today and a job interview on Friday. And it's my birthday on Thursday.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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02-23-2010, 10:11 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Not feeling entirely fat and ugly.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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02-23-2010, 11:17 AM
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#980
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: new zealand
Posts: 255
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Delkaetre
Three phone interviews today and a job interview on Friday. And it's my birthday on Thursday.
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Happy early birthday!
All the best 
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"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves." - Anne Rice
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02-23-2010, 11:19 AM
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#981
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Houston could get an inch or two of snow this afternoon. I hope I get a picture of my dog playing in it.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-23-2010, 11:21 AM
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#982
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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In Denmark, we haven't been below 5cm of snow this entire winter.
It's pretty alright, but it's starting to annoy us :p
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02-23-2010, 11:53 AM
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#983
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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In this part of the U.S.A., we normally get snow once every eight to ten years. This will be the third time this winter!
Global warming, my ass!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-23-2010, 11:54 AM
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#984
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Yeah :P Here in Denmark, we hadn't had a proper layer of snow since 1997 or so, so now we are getting all the snow we missed in those 12 years :P
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02-23-2010, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Actually since warmer temperatures means water isn't freezing as much, more of it evaporates so we get more precipitation and snow. The water near my house hasn't frozen over since I was a kid, we used to get seals there in the winter.
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02-23-2010, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Global warming also is referring to temperature averages and is generally paired with more temperature extremes.
It has been so numbingly cold lately that we were all happy for a break but I'm a bit concerned as it has reached above 50 everyday for nearly a week, one day it even hit 65, and we wouldn't normally be expected to top 40 this time of year.
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Live a life less ordinary
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Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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02-23-2010, 02:54 PM
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#987
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Got an interview with an insurance company tomorrow. Making bank compared to what I make right now. Life just got good. I don't wanna get my hopes up but at least I came this far.
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02-23-2010, 03:16 PM
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#988
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'll get my hopes up for you. Knock 'em out in the interview!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-23-2010, 06:43 PM
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#989
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
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02-25-2010, 07:10 AM
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#990
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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My mother's boyfriend bought a keyboard to start playing, but he never really got started, and today he told me that I can have the keyboard :D Yay!
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02-26-2010, 11:04 AM
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#991
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Actor Josh Malina tweeted: "My son is showing signs of Olympic potential. Is the 1500 meter Piss and Moan part of the winter or summer Games?" - LOL!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-26-2010, 03:04 PM
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#992
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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02-26-2010, 03:15 PM
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#993
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I'm going dancing with the girl I like!
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02-27-2010, 01:49 AM
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#994
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I found my spare strings!!
And I got my keyboard home.
And my parents liked the Nintendo Wii my brother and I gave them.
And I got a new CD stand(I am not quite sure of the english name for them. It is like a shelving unit for CDs)
I finally found a place selling these rare guitar picks I'm after.
Life is great this weekend :D
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02-27-2010, 02:46 AM
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#995
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Quote:
Originally Posted by paleghost
yeah, that was me
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Hist. Hark.
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02-27-2010, 02:56 AM
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#996
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere you'll never reach...
Posts: 491
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Went on a mini book spree: Frankenstein, Dr Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, The Essential Tales & Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, H. P. Lovecraft The Fiction Complete & Unabridged (big & heavy!) & The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey (love this one!!!) Yea!
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What I say when someone asks "why are you dressed like someone died?":
"because somewhere in the world, someone just did..."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here."-from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
"A real friend will stab you in the front."-licence plate frame a friend & I saw
Please read My Blog!
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02-27-2010, 02:05 PM
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#997
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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From ShitMyDadSays - "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-27-2010, 06:47 PM
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#998
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I am so drunk that I made out with a male friend of mine 10 times.
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02-28-2010, 04:30 AM
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#999
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Estonia
Posts: 117
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Finishing the Machinarium game. Woo time well spent.
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02-28-2010, 04:34 PM
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#1000
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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New from TFLN:
(917): Hey wheres your girlfriend?
(917): Who, the girl from the other day? Shes not my girlfriend, shes a pro
(339): i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
(720): I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
(678): nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
(425): the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
(+44): Walk of Shame time yet?
(1+44): Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
(971): the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
(207): no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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