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Old 02-15-2006, 02:35 PM   #51
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Meta, what the fuck is goth sex?

I've heard of bondage, bdsm, s&m. So what constitutes goth sex?

More to the point, is it easier to get than the normal stuff and is it any good?
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:47 PM   #52
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Why hasn't anyone suggested a few small unsuspecting grilled children?

Wait.. no meat ah?

Okay a few small unsuspecting grilled vegetarian children? That's goth right?

So really, red food dye is your friend. Black pasta doesn't taste like octopus, I suggest giving it a try... perhaps a little drizzled "red" parmesan peppercorn Alfredo with mixed veggies or rich roasted garlic butter portabella mushrooms. Try a broken loaf of French artisan bread with a side of Extra Virgin Olive Oil also sprinkled with parmesan for dipping... umm a small but gorgeous spring mix salad with fresh red radicchio drizzled in a dripping red straberry vinaigrette and topped off with a few blueberries and raspberries. Last, for dessert (assuming your over 21) a glass of smooth sparkling spamonte' touched with a splash of orange juice served cocktail style garnished with de-seeded slices of blood orange and a few of the left over blueberry's.

Yes/no??
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:34 AM   #53
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oo very yes! sound delightful

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or even hitting amazon.com for medieval recipes.
that gave me agreat idea! how about i get a Shit load of tofu and mold it into a pig shape, stick it on a sick and voila: vegetarian spit roasted pig!


it's culinary genious
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:19 AM   #54
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Quorn is tolerable. But tofu tastes like fried eggwhites.
I've never had home-cooked bean curd that tasted any good, but if you go to a decent Chinese / Thai / etc restaurant you should be able to get some cooked well.
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:19 AM   #55
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np: Steeleye Span - All Things are Quite Silent

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Oh...and one more thing...dont forget the Merlot!
I'd go for a Cabernet Sauvignon...
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:25 AM   #56
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well i'd go for the brain rot wineo floor cleaner myself, i'm skint


or i might lace the whole lot with acid, then it can be anything he wants.
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:33 AM   #57
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Did you know that a wild goth eats tobacco, while a zoo goth eats absinthe jelly?
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:38 AM   #58
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no I did not, how interesting. you could be the Steve Irvine of dark subcultures. instead of crocodiles and bitey snakes.
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Old 02-16-2006, 05:55 AM   #59
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i saw these sugar skulls once. they tasted like crap so i stopped eating them and put them in coke. the coke exploded. i don't know it it was gothic, but it was quite amusing.
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:36 AM   #60
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I'd go for a Cabernet Sauvignon...
Another favorite of mine, however. You have excelent taste.
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:50 PM   #61
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Damn, I'm hungry now.

I'll just make me some ramen.
I had that for lunch today ^^ Ramen cup! W007!!
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:39 PM   #62
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I do believe I have to agree with GeishaGirl on this meal plan.

I was going to suggest some vegan sushi rolls and a fine riesling to boot. But the Italian is an excellent meal as well. Eggplant is very versatile as well as mushrooms.

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Old 02-17-2006, 11:23 AM   #63
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food!

Some good choices, but:

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Don't forget it's supposed to be veggie!
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:24 AM   #64
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wine

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Another favorite of mine, however. You have excelent taste.
Why thank you!
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:24 AM   #65
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cheap wine

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well i'd go for the brain rot wineo floor cleaner myself, i'm skint
Oh, I'm skint too - you can get some pretty cheap cabernets.
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:36 AM   #66
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:51 PM   #67
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Here's the food, and remember, we're going with Italian, since it's one of the richest foods:

Appetizers(Antipasto): Choose 1 - 2
Grilled Portebello Mushrooms
Italian Stuffed Mushrooms
Oyster Bruschetta
Eggplant Parmigiano-Reggiano With Tomato and Caper Sauce
Focaccia Topped With Tomato & Mushrooms

Main Course: Choose One
Ravioli Picante With Arugula
Pasta With Four Cheeses
Ricotta And Spinach Cannelloni
Ricotta Crespelle
Papparadelle With Mushroom Marsala Sauce

Sides: Choose 2 - 3
Asparagus Parmesan
Marinated Artichokes
Eggplant Croquettes
Pearl Onions In Balsamic Marinade
Potatoes With Tomatoes And Basil
Marinated Zucchini

Dessert: Choose One (If You're Not Already Stuffed)
Stuffed Baked Pears
Chocolate Dipped Figs
Baked Fruit With Crispy Topping
Creme Brulee
Panna Cotta

You two should be stuffed to the gills. Buon Appetito!
Wolfie and I will let you make us that fabulous feast if you will PROMISE to be the 2nd Dessert!!

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Old 02-17-2006, 02:16 PM   #68
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Black panties and girl sauce.

yum.
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:18 PM   #69
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I believe it's classified as Punanny...
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:08 PM   #70
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Did you know that a wild goth eats tobacco, while a zoo goth eats absinthe jelly?
Hey, no giving away trade secrets! :lol:
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:29 PM   #71
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I'd say something that would seem something a gothic would eat, taking away clichés, would be a mostly vegetarian food, or something elegant, like italian food with a nice burgundy, or for the non-drinkers, super sweet cold tea. The thing that would make it "gothy" would be the ambience; a dim place, only lighted by dozens of sweet pea candles and a romantic background music; I'd recommend Piotr Tchaikovsky
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:03 PM   #72
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GeishaGirl's ideas are making me drool...
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Old 02-18-2006, 04:26 PM   #73
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I feel refreshed already..

Mmm mmm mmm.. Who needs Altoids?

GeishaGirl, The Curiously Fresh Mint.

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Old 02-18-2006, 09:06 PM   #74
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Darlings, I'm the after dinner mint. I'll leave your palate feeling refreshed, clean and like it just got the most enjoyable ride of it's life.
Yes please.
Thank you Geisha may I have another?
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Old 02-22-2006, 08:00 AM   #75
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I was going to come a do a long post that rambled on about rich foods, black velvet tablecloths and lots of candles followed by lots of good, corset-aided sex. But, anoyingly enough, GeishaGirl appears to have got there before me.

Have fun though ;-)
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