What will you do if Zombies suddenly attack?

[All Shall Be Judged]

So now you think you're too good for dinosaurs. Yeah, I know how this works, boy. You're getting a Robin Reliant and a pterodactyl model until you learn to behave yourself.

[Man In Room 5]

I don't want to stereotype or anything but I read this entire thread and I'd like to advance a theory:

The length and detail of your zombie survival plan is inversely proportional to your ability to get laid on any given weekend.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

I'll just use the funniest joke in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PJzMHObabo

[Chameleon]

Yeah. Uh. I'd go into hysterics and probably have a heart attack. Should zombies ever actually come to be, can somebody put a bullet in my head?
...Please?
I really don't want to be munched on.



Then again...

[Shadowagony]

Zombies? I'd get to a safe place and create the biggest mine feild in history. Nothing like watching zombies step on landmines. Or maybe I'd steal a boat and just live out in the ocean for long stretches at a time then kill whoever I've got to kill to get fully resupplied when I hit port.

Raptors? A lot of high end weaponry and some really good body armor. It would only slightly improve my chances. Think I'd go out in the ocean again, but this time I'd deploy torpedoes and floating mines to deal with the Mosasaurs.

Zombified Raptors? I'd just be shit out of luck on that one.

Yes - I am a nerd.