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04-20-2009, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Phantom penisless ones
I don't believe all humans are born with phantom penises. I think some people are just metaphysical eunuchs inside, never had or never will have a phantom penis. Do you think this is possible, that there are only so many phantom penises available?
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-20-2009, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Why do you feel the need to speak of penises in such bullshit terms as metaphysical and available?
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04-20-2009, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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You will never emulate the awesomeness that was The Duckman.
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04-20-2009, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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04-20-2009, 06:20 PM
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I don't think everyone has a phantom penis. I was watching this one hentai about them, and several people didn't have them. But man were they in for a surprise when they met people who did.
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04-20-2009, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Mir
You will never emulate the awesomeness that was The Duckman.
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I don't parallel threads to try and please people by being funny.
I parallel to prove arguments absurd. Thanks for trying to understand my actions, though.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-20-2009, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
I don't think everyone has a phantom penis. I was watching this one hentai about them, and several people didn't have them. But man were they in for a surprise when they met people who did.
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Have you seen one with phantom tentacles? Now THOSE are the big surprises > 
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04-20-2009, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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I've heard those 'women' things (they are calld that, right?) are born with a phantom penis, but then again, that's just a rumor. As an intellectual I can't believe everything I hear, just most of it and say I don't.
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04-20-2009, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
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Technically you're reading, not hearing. Then again you might have one of those programs that reads text out loud. I guess you could be hearing then... are you?
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04-20-2009, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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I have OCD, leave me alone.
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04-20-2009, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Originally Posted by the-nihilist
I have OCD, leave me alone.
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I have anorexia, depression, OCD, and anxiety disorder. So what? What does OCD have to do with anything?
And I was one of the fortunates to be born with a phantom penis which leaves me at night to commit adultery.
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04-20-2009, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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I have a light on my bicycle!
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04-20-2009, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Cool! What color is it?!
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04-20-2009, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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543 nanometers in wavelength.
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04-20-2009, 08:34 PM
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Haha, that's funny xD
...I'm such a nerd.
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04-21-2009, 12:43 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
543 nanometers in wavelength.
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Man, what a dick. You could have just said yellow and saved me a google search. Congrats on the light, though aren't they usually really bright white? Or is it a danger light?
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04-21-2009, 03:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Yeah, actually more of a dick for detracting the thread from Jillian's original intent. So getting back to the OP:
Are we talking about souls? Sexual preferences? I'm lost.
EDIT: OK, Just saw Xenophile's thread, I think this thread is a parody.
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04-21-2009, 03:49 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Why would anyone have phantom penii? If I remember biology correctly (chances are that I don't), we all begin as females, and only develop male sex organs later on as the (usual) result of our chromosomes. So if people have any form of phantom sex organ, it should be phantom vaginas.
The hole that isn't.
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04-21-2009, 04:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Does it count if your penis is in a box under your bed?
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04-21-2009, 04:36 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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My friend used to keep her "breasts" in a box under the bed. She threw one at me once! I do have a friend who keeps all 8 of her peni under the bed...
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04-21-2009, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Leave the-nihilist alone! You have no idea what he's been through! *sobs*
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04-21-2009, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
My friend used to keep her "breasts" in a box under the bed. She threw one at me once! I do have a friend who keeps all 8 of her peni under the bed...
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I have her beat!!!
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04-22-2009, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Originally Posted by xenophile
what is a penis? I don't really know how to accurately define it. But i sometimes get a strong erection when talking to someone, like this person is homophobia inside, like there is that his important thing went missing. Not disabled, not trans, just not there.
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wat?! blactext!!!
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04-22-2009, 02:54 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Peni? Rudimentary Peni?
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04-22-2009, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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This is dumb.
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