.: Randomness :.

[Jane13]

You're sister is a stupid head if she would disown you... or thinks that it is possible to "disown" a sibling if she is a minor ^.^ EyesofaTrajedy, I strongly dislike-y drunk drivers. Grrr I say to them. Grrr.

[punkirony]

Thanks Jane!! *laughs* 'Stupid Head'.*giggle* That's gold! Teehee!!


My sister has issues. I said to my Mama a few weeks ago, "People think I'M messed in the head! Your daughter is psychotic!" Hehe...I think my Mama agrees with me. My sister wonders why my Mama favors me. Well it's pretty freakin' obvious! MY GOSH! The girl is 15 but she has the maturity of a 4 year old. But....now I'm insulting all 4 year olds.
I told my Mama what My sister said to me about the disowning. She thinks my sister is stupid for saying it. WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME SHE NOTICES THAT FLAW OF HER SECOND BORN! Jeez.
My family is way too disfunction al for my likings...oh well.

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

What started out as being a fun night leaves me with a sore neck, sprained wrist and the car wrecked.

God, I hate drunk drivers.

I'm sorry to hear that and relieved you came out of that alive, even if you did have some injuries.

Yeah that's what sucks about any town when one decides to close a bar; all the drunks are out there too. Glad to see you are alright.

[punkirony]

Bendy Straws Rule All!!!!!!!!

[Soul_Immortal]

As in my previous post....

FUCK YOU RITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

yay! I learnt the Bass part to Around The World by Red Hot Chili Peppers...I'm 1 step closer to being a MEGA BASSIST!!

[winged_dreams]

*kicks printer* You have paper so why do you say you have no paper? O_o*

[ice]

Word to the (un)wise: DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH DEPLETED URANIUM AMMUNITION.
OR AGENT ORANGE.
OR ZYKLON B.
OR MUSTARD GAS.
ETC.

>_<

[MrMaelstrom]

I know dude. A shitload of our servicemen are dying out of some strange form of cancer or leuchimia or something due to having been exposed to areas bombed by NATO in former Yugoslavia using depleted uranium ammo...

Isn't anything of the sort happening to your servicemen who did tours of duty in Kosovo and the Balkan republics?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Isn't anything of the sort happening to your servicemen who did tours of duty in Kosovo and the Balkan republics?

HA!

Like they would fucking tell us if they were..

I have buddies in Texas, TOTALLY eaten up from Agent Orange in Vietnam, and THEY can't even get a pennies worth of compensation from our government. And our government ADMITTED to that idiot move on their part during Vietnam, and how many years ago was that?

It's pretty friggin sad when PR is more important than the lives and welfare of the men and women who risk their lives for our country..

Meh..

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

yay! I learnt the Bass part to Around The World by Red Hot Chili Peppers...I'm 1 step closer to being a MEGA BASSIST!!

Not untill you can do Iron Maiden's "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" (Steve Harris), Megadeath's "Peace Sells (but who's buying)" or The Cure's "Lovesong" (Simon Gallup).

Now go practice...

[edible_eye]

to whomever figured out who el borak was while i was gone and got rid if its posts - thank you.

seriously.

thank you.

[winged_dreams]

Who was el borak?

*hums* It's getting very cold here. Time to wear lots of layers and I mean lots.

[winged_dreams]

Oh yeah: e_e!! Someone was renting Braveheart a few days ago and I thought of you. ^^

[MrMaelstrom]

Have we lost the What Did You Do Today thread or am I st..too tired to find it?

Amyways, last night MrMaelstrom went from voyeur to full fledged casually-dressed-uber-sexy-local-trying-to-put out-fires-that-you-see-on-the-news-often-amongst-the-firefighters-except-maybe-for-the-ubersexy-bit-and-why-the-hell-am-I-still-pressing-the-hyphen-key-instead-of-the-space-bar?

and here's the pics:


late afternoon


early evening


that's my town down the hillside to the sea on the right...on fire....

[MrMaelstrom]

a wee bit later it got closer...


suddenly surrounded...



and allow me to pimp you my cousins seafood restaurant (the one in front of the fire / come try our grill specials)

and MrMaelstrom decides he's gonna go John Woo with the last pic:




















wait for it...



















...and of course I had just washed the car the day before it got all covered in ash from the forest fire...

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Oh my fucking God Mael..

Are you guys okay?

How did a wild fire (or was it?) get that close to town?

How is your home and your families restaurant and such??

Eeek. Get your ass on MSN when you can and Te Cueda okay?

*Ass Grabs and Hash Pipes for You*

[MrMaelstrom]

The fire blew to the north today, sending the fire ravaging the forest down the oppositte hillside straight into the next fishing villages.

We're outnumbered by the amounts of fires being criminally started, chocking on the corruption and greed that set it ablaze, our equipment was obsolete in the 80's but no humans are dead yet.

lights one safely indoors and puffs...


Oh yes, children, hose in hand and arse clenched tight (s'not that, you filthy perverts) till 2 in the morn, and at 9:05 at work at el hospital... how do I find time for you?

Gone tomorrow nite to Lisboa for the Malkovitch owned Lux nightclub's invitation only anniversary party (with the mistress... ...and the ex might show up as well...I think the real wildfire might be about to start...wish me luck).


Learn quickly children, 'cause I'm not gonna last forever... (wednesday sounds peachy right about now)

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Oh my fucking God Mael..

God? ME?

Have I been demoted?

Again?


Dayum.

[MrMaelstrom]

And before I go, for something totally different:

We had a solar eclipse today.
And here's a shitty pic

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

God? ME?

Have I been demoted?

Again?


Dayum.

You didn't get the Memo-Mael?

*snort*

We also plundered your Slave Girls while you were away being a Handsome Hero..

They really do taste just like chicken..

>. .<

[pitseleh]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

And before I go, for something totally different:

We had a solar eclipse today.
And here's a shitty pic

That's so goth.

But holy crap Mr. M.! I knew those forest fires you guys have been having down there lately have been horrible, but this kinda puts it into perspective a bit more. It's a god-damned firestorm!

First-hand accounts from a sexy firefighter notwithstanding, it is a sad sight indeed. Hope it can be contained sometime soon. It's been months, hasn't it?

So for my bit of randomness, since we're already kinda in the apocalyptic corner... I found this link on a Spanish(?) blog, incidentally. Wish I could read it, but anyway - this is what all you mad scientists and supervillains out there have been gunning for all this time:

How to Destroy the Earth!

[edible_eye]

i'm sorry your fires still rage, however i'm happy you get more chics by posing with your fire jacket open, all sweaty and covered in ash - holding a massive, swollen hose and a come hither smile.

good for you.

seriously, though - i can't believe they're still burning. it's been months now.

[punkirony]

Ug...He broke up with me. I give him my virginity, and he gives me heart ache. "I still want to be your friend. I still like you. I just don't love you anymore." These words haunt my mind. Mean boy. I never knew that he was a butt head. I was the best girlfriend. I know that. But just because he moved to another island his love for me deteriorated. So sad.



(And if this should be in WHINNING, sorry about that. I'm not quick in the mind at the moment.)

[edible_eye]

aw, punk... i'm sorry he turned out to be a shit head.