Dear Saya and Versus

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Originally Posted by Versus

Seriously? You're dedicated. That's a horrible picture. :x

You look kind of manly. Manly is good.

Very deep.

[Versus]

I'll post a dorky picture to counteract it?

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Sure why not? It's not like if I masturbate enough you'll turn bi. Better to ween me off you.

[Versus]

I think I was like 16 when this was taken? If you can't tell, I scanned it from my I.D.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

You don't look dorky but masturbating to that would make me/feel like a pedo. Well done.

[Versus]

Ha! Try this one. It's before I had my eye surgery, so I still had glass. I have a tan cause I think that's like the 11th month of my tour in Iraq.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

That picture is reversing what the last one was achieving.

[Versus]

I don't see how. That one is goofy as hell.

[Versus]

Hrm. 17 and a half. Yeah. That's it.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Fuck I'd bang you there, pedophilia or not. Face it Versus, you're an attractive guy, a REALLY attractive guy, and no matter how goofy or lame you think you look in some pictures or at times, a lot of people are going to find you hot.

[Versus]

Nah, I'm hot because I project it. I'm really just plain looking backed by a mega personality.

[Solumina]

It's kind of like when Saya posts a dorky photo, she still looks fucking sexy.


Also you are totally sexy, just look at those luscious lips.

[Solumina]

Alright guys I should really be getting to sleep so I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight Gnet.


Which means that you have stayed up later than I have so you can get to sleep now Versus.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

No way man, your personality really irks me sometimes so it really isn't that, you're genuinely hot.

Those arms, and any expression you pull just exudes masculinity on a physical but not emotional level.

Plain looking sexy folk are better anyway, if someone has to dress up or project a certain part of themselves more strongly on a date to impress me it means I'm not getting the real them, I'm getting fed an ideal.

[Versus]

Originally Posted by Solumina

Alright guys I should really be getting to sleep so I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight Gnet.


Which means that you have stayed up later than I have so you can get to sleep now Versus.

See you later!

Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey

No way man, your personality really irks me sometimes so it really isn't that, you're genuinely hot.

Really? :x How do I irk you?

Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey

Plain looking sexy folk are better anyway, if someone has to dress up or project a certain part of themselves more strongly on a date to impress me it means I'm not getting the real them, I'm getting fed an ideal.

I don't know. I think that genuine confidence and humility will go a long way with people.

Also. Thank you. ^^;

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Oh, you simply have trace elements of the machismo bullshit straight tough man bullshit that I grew very sick of in highschool. When those flare up it is prominent and I feel like stomping your ribs in.

Genuine emotion and personality is great, but when it's exaggerated to try and charm me, I get very put off.

[Apathy's_Child]

Machismo & posturing put you off? Shit, no wonder you love-hate me.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Suddenly everything becomes clear!

[Versus]

Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey

Oh, you simply have trace elements of the machismo bullshit straight tough man bullshit that I grew very sick of in highschool. When those flare up it is prominent and I feel like stomping your ribs in.

Genuine emotion and personality is great, but when it's exaggerated to try and charm me, I get very put off.

I don't know how you can take anything I say seriously, but that's fair. My sense of humor really is a bit obnoxious most of the time.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Solumina

It's kind of like when Saya posts a dorky photo, she still looks fucking sexy.

Lies, I do not photograph well. For ever picture on my facebook profile there's twenty I had to untag so no one can see it.

[CuckooTuli]

Originally Posted by Saya

Lies, I do not photograph well. For ever picture on my facebook profile there's twenty I had to untag so no one can see it.

I am the most un-photogenic person EVER. Seriously. Friends and family regularly comment on it, so it's definitely not in my head. I can't think of a single photo I look good in - if someone tags me and I look passable, I'm like "woohoo!"

[Despanan]

Eww...These forums are sticky...

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Originally Posted by Versus

I don't know how you can take anything I say seriously, but that's fair. My sense of humor really is a bit obnoxious most of the time.

Because it's the internet and unless you tag each part of your post with the tonality behind it (like those aliens from Mass Effect whose names I cannot remember) all I can do is make a guess to how serious it is. Believe me, there are people who seriously express what you would consider a joke.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Saya

Lies, I do not photograph well. For ever picture on my facebook profile there's twenty I had to untag so no one can see it.

You photograph adorably, you just don't know it.

[ape descendant]

Jeeze, the contents of this thread could cause insulin resistance.