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Old 12-11-2007, 04:33 AM   #1
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lubricate before you do a pipe...

I can't help but wonder - what the hell was this guy trying to do?

Firemen cut metal ring from man's penis
Friday, December 7, 2007

The fire brigade are ready to tackle any emergency...

Fire fighters came to the rescue of a man who found himself in a bit of a tight spot after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.

The man, who has not been named, was rushed to the Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester where doctors feared they would have to amputate as the ring was slowly cutting off the blood supply.

Firemen arrived at the hospital after an alert was issued and used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.

The man was given an anaesthetic and a thin sheet of metal was placed around his penis to protect the skin during the successful 20-minute operation.



http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...0&in_page_id=2
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Old 12-11-2007, 04:36 AM   #2
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Heh, and the Darwin Award goes to...

He could look at it from the bright side though, they enveloped his 'joystick' with metal in the end.
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:11 AM   #3
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Oh, this one! Heehee.
asw linked to this in his news digest the other day. I should go find some of the gems he dug up, there's some wonderful ones. "Two Hindu gods have been given a court summons in India because of a land dispute"- that one was priceless.
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Old 12-11-2007, 07:25 AM   #4
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I've noticed people like sticking their genitles into weird places, or having weird things shoved up them.
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Old 12-11-2007, 07:26 AM   #5
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It's human nature- if there is a hole, stick something in it.
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Old 12-11-2007, 07:32 AM   #6
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Quote:
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It's human nature- if there is a hole, stick something in it.
I rarely ever laugh out that loud after reading something funny on the internet, but that "if there is a hole, stick something in it" seriously made me laugh out loud. =)
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Old 12-11-2007, 07:33 AM   #7
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It's so funny because it's true™.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:46 AM   #8
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They should have just shown him naked pictures of his granny - that would also have solved the problem.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:57 AM   #9
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oh my god! (shakes head with eyes closed)
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:19 AM   #10
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I bet everyone calls him "Pipe Fucker" from now on. If we knew him we'd never let him live it down. Its just too precious not to.
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Old 12-15-2007, 05:11 PM   #11
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Ha ha ha.

Wow.

That was stupid.
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Old 12-30-2007, 04:27 AM   #12
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I heard about a guy getting his slong stuck in one of those air jets on the side of one those motel swimming pool's.
fun times, fun times.
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Old 01-02-2008, 10:55 AM   #13
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A friend of mine, who was a student nurse at the time, told me of the guy who came into hospital with a milk bottle stuck up his arse. This was a good few years ago when milk came in glass bottle from the milkman. You just do have to wonder about some people... Now I totally get most fetishes, but there are some things that just shouldn't be tried...I mean...what if it had...broken inside him??? 8-/
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