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12-06-2009, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Everyone on Gothic.net gets $100!
To collect it, you must:
A) Drink this gallon of bleach:
And then
B) defeat me in a foot race:
The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will rise to the challenge?
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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12-06-2009, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Mmm, my third eye is sensing an underlying hostility towards people on gothic.net.
Whiner!
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12-06-2009, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Catch!
Do you have what it takes to earn Despanan's cash?
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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12-06-2009, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
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Ok, I drank the bleach, where do I go for the foot race?
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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12-06-2009, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Here:
We shall meet at the eagle at a time of my choosing and then race to mickey mouse.
I must warn you sir, I have been training:
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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12-06-2009, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Gurl! Imma beat you! I put dat bleach in ma cornbread evury day and them i gots dat kenyan blood in me! So you know i can run like motha'fucka'!
Pay up, blud!
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12-06-2009, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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You'd have to pay me a thousand bucks just to go to New York...
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-07-2009, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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I'd love to go to NYC, I want to visit ABC No Rio.
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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12-07-2009, 07:47 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Motherfucker, I have bleach in my coffee every morning.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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12-07-2009, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Can it be strawberry-flavored bleach?
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"Follow your bliss..."
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12-07-2009, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 96
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
Motherfucker, I have bleach in my coffee every morning.
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You put coffee in your bleach? Pansy.
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12-07-2009, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I drank so much bleach that Chuck Norris got scared!
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12-07-2009, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 21
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Meh. I'm too lazy.
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12-07-2009, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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Thanks for your completely unnecessary contribution, dickhead!
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12-07-2009, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
Thanks for your completely unnecessary contribution, dickhead!
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You mean Despanan isn't funny?
Impossible, that nigga makes me slap my knee every time I see his posts!
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12-07-2009, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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No, the asshat above me. I can't fucking stand this recent trend of faux apathy. "Oh, I don't care, but I care enough to tell you I don't care."
What utter bullshit. No one thinks it's cool, no one thinks it's funny, you look like a fucking moron, quit it. Either say something worth reading, preferably funny, or piss off.
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12-07-2009, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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You tell em, Duckman! By the way are those smurfs on your avatar? XDDD
Despanan you are my new hero.
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12-07-2009, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 21
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Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
No, the asshat above me. I can't fucking stand this recent trend of faux apathy. "Oh, I don't care, but I care enough to tell you I don't care."
What utter bullshit. No one thinks it's cool, no one thinks it's funny, you look like a fucking moron, quit it. Either say something worth reading, preferably funny, or piss off.
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Wow, my four words really pissed you off, eh? ^_^
Maybe you should chill out a bit.
For the record, there is nothing faux about my apathy.
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12-07-2009, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua
Can it be strawberry-flavored bleach?
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I get it. Laaaaaame.
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12-07-2009, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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I'd rather not drink bleach....too many calories.
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Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
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12-07-2009, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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Originally Posted by BadBadtzMaru
Wow, my four words really pissed you off, eh? ^_^
Maybe you should chill out a bit.
For the record, there is nothing faux about my apathy.
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No, you are not nearly important enough for your words to do anything to me, it's your bullshit fucking attitude. My guess is you're some lame assed teenager whose idea of "Cool" is the same as the Goth kids in South Park. You're a fucking act. How about I rap3 yr face and carve my name into your rectum with a rusty cake knife and we see how apathetic you are then? And if you ARE indeed that apathetic, why take time out of your life to make that reply? If you're trying to get your post count up, at least just fucking admit it instead of being a cunt.
And yes, those are smurfs. Someone actually took a photograph of smurfs.
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12-07-2009, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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What about fabric softener?
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
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12-07-2009, 04:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBadtzMaru
Wow, my four words really pissed you off, eh? ^_^
Maybe you should chill out a bit.
For the record, there is nothing faux about my apathy.
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Fuck, just realised you're a Mom. You an apathetic Mom, too? Does your child cry, and you just look at it, shrug, and say "Meh. I'm too lazy." and then go back to making stupid posts in the Internet?
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12-07-2009, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
Fuck, just realised you're a Mom. You an apathetic Mom, too? Does your child cry, and you just look at it, shrug, and say "Meh. I'm too lazy." and then go back to making stupid posts in the Internet?
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Pretty much. ^_^
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12-07-2009, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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I pity the Father, for thinking he couldn't do better than you, and I pity your child, for obvious reasons.
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