The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread

[Underwater Ophelia]

I'd be happy to lead the seafaring dykes!


(please don't see dyke as offensive, I love the ladies myself.)

[Solumina]

hehehe seafaring dykes, it just sounds so silly and fun

[Underwater Ophelia]

I like it.

I don't think I'd want to be captain of a ship.
By which I mean I'd love being captain of a ship.
We should go crabbing.

[Solumina]

Yay crabbing!!!! (I'm a very easily excited first mate)

[Underwater Ophelia]

We can use bits of string and a tin can as bait. I hear living things love eating non-living things.

[honeythorn]

I may tie a cherry tomato into my tincan and see if I get a bite

[Solumina]

Damn it I'm hungry and we haven't caught any crabs yet *sigh* can't we just send the wench on shore and have him go to a store?

[Magila]

ok here you go, some how you find a drunk sailor in the sea.

Pirate Name: Ivan
Lesbian?: yarr !
FEMALE?: nej !
Position (on ship) you'd like: Y'know, The drunk guy near the sails.
Grog preference: Russian pure vodka.

[Solumina]

hm...well I guess we could use someone who will swab the decks, cuz I sure as hell don't want to. If you'll do that then you're in

[Magila]

" swabs decks while singing some babalayka songs "

[honeythorn]

*climbs upon the bowsprit...........*

[Magila]

* hides some of the spare vodka bottles in the barrel hidden inside the cabin *

[Duane]

*Duane watches from a row boat*"YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF DR. RUM!!!"*Drinks from a cask of Rum mixed with Dr. Pepper*

[Solumina]

Have we reached Meth-land?

[honeythorn]

* scrabbles for the nearest rowboat* I'm havin' first dibs ! * swigs the Jack and lights a pipe *

[Duane]

*Looks up, and shout, he jumps out of his row boat a few seconds before it's destroyed by the lesbian pirate's* "NO!!!! MAH DR. RUM!!!"

[Solumina]

Prepare to go ashore, there be kidnapping to do!!

[honeythorn]

* readies the nets *

[Magila]

" desperately fights off kidnappers while throwing bottles ov vodka them "

[HumanePain]

Anyone notice that Ophelia's posts in this thread disappeared? Shes fallen overboard!
Methinks she should not have told everyone in Shill about going to another website. Against the rules you know.

[Duane]

*Walks onto the island with a monkey wrench*NO MORE MONKEYING AROUND!!!"

[killer_asian_Dax]

Wow! A thread about Lesbian pirates! And just the other day I was telling my co-worker that this summer, I think I will throw a gay pirate party. *glee*

[Anti-Mindvirus]

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
And so you feel like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Go on now.. etc.


I like this forum!!

[Anti-Mindvirus]

Look up 'Song of the Lesbian Pirates Episode I' on youtube girls!!!

[Metabolik]

Can I join please?


Even though I don't own SIMS and i'm not a female...but i'm bisexual...that must count for something right?