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07-09-2008, 03:35 PM
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Teenager Finds Baby Bat in her Bra
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A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.
She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.
"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.
"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.
"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.
"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.
"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."
The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
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34FF? Lucky bat!
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07-09-2008, 03:50 PM
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HAHA
Having an FF cup size or larger is probably the only way one would *not* notice a bat in one's bra. I know I'd notice pretty quickly...
I love bats. They're so cute ^.^
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07-09-2008, 04:00 PM
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How do you not notice a bat in your bra? Something tells me that I would have notice that part of the bra seemed fuzzy and warm when I put it on
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07-09-2008, 04:34 PM
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I notice when there is a fucking food crumb in my bra....HOW DO YOU MISS A FUCKING BAT?
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07-09-2008, 04:37 PM
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She didn't notice because hers are so...well... big. And since she thought it was her phone she must make a habit of keeping things in there.
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07-09-2008, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBloodEternity
She didn't notice because hers are so...well... big. And since she thought it was her phone she must make a habit of keeping things in there.
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Well that made sense, that's why she had to use an FF cup bra. But how can a baby bat breathe in there?
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07-09-2008, 06:35 PM
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A nineteen year old with 34FF sheltering a baby bat.
Where does she live, again?
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07-09-2008, 06:40 PM
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How could the bat survive being in those... GIANT TITS OF DOOM!?!
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07-09-2008, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
A nineteen year old with 34FF sheltering a baby bat.
Where does she live, again?
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HARHAR! 
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07-09-2008, 07:05 PM
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We're putting too much attention to the wrong focus of the article...
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-09-2008, 08:17 PM
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A baby bat? Aw! Cute!
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07-09-2008, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
We're putting too much attention to the wrong focus of the article...
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Well, it does make it a little more sensational...
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07-09-2008, 09:43 PM
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Wow that is weird. I also have no idea how she didn't notice that bat in there for like 5 hours! But how did a bat get in there in the first place?
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07-09-2008, 10:06 PM
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Apparently while the bra was out on a clothesline
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07-09-2008, 11:50 PM
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I'm so goth I don't shit bats, I SPAWN THEM FROM MY BOOBS.
Sorry.
Anyway, I'd love to see some pictures.
Of the bat that is.
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07-10-2008, 12:04 AM
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Ah, well, when one is in a horrible rush to get out the door for work in the morning, clothing mishaps ensue.
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07-10-2008, 06:55 AM
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I have rather large boobs, and can definitely see her not noticing the bat.
lol, just a few days ago, I was doing housework while waiting for a call from a repair person. I was wearing pj's with no pockets, so I stuffed my cell phone into my bra-so I wouldn't miss the call. A couple hours later, I needed to make a call, and totally forgot my phone was there. I probably spent a good 20 minutes looking for it before realizing it was in my bra. lol, the only reason I found it is because it rang. 
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07-10-2008, 12:52 PM
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"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out."
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home."
Whoa :S She wants a bat to live in her bra permanently, does anyone else find this odd???
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07-10-2008, 04:30 PM
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Not really, but then again I want pygmy marmosets to live in my armpits.
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07-10-2008, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
A nineteen year old with 34FF sheltering a baby bat.
Where does she live, again?
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....  I was thinking it, then you said it.
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07-10-2008, 11:48 PM
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Aww, that's so neat. I want a baby bat hiding in my clothing. :<
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07-11-2008, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
... 34FF ...
Where does she live, again?
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Jillian, I didn't know you were in to whaling.
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07-11-2008, 12:15 AM
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I just thought of that...
34FF... she's definitely not going to be my body size.
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-11-2008, 01:30 AM
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I want a baby bat in my bra! Those things are ridiculously cute.
This reminds me of a story about my uncle's afro in the 70's. He felt a rustling in his rather large nest of hair, lifted it up, and an adult bat flew out.
And gothicus, that whaling comment got an actual 'lol' out of me. Excellent work.
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07-11-2008, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh
"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out."
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home."
Whoa :S She wants a bat to live in her bra permanently, does anyone else find this odd???
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Not really: if her boobs are that large, she probably wants a breast reduction, and having a bat affixing itself to her boobs sucking the blood out of them would parasitically reduce them in size. Ingenious if I do say so myself.
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