Listen, newcomers!

[Versus]

This is the new Gothic.net survey that you need to fill out so we can get to know you.

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?

2. What's your address?

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?

5. Are you hot?

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps?

7. What would be your preferred violent death?

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?

9. What kind of boots do you have?

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?

12. Are you a political science major?

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?

14. Show me your boobs.

[CarrionCorpse]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You are so full of win.
So. Full. Of. Win.

[Versus]

I try. Spooky black text.

[Pineapple_Juice]

I like the Rambo movie where he killed that guy and kept making a funny face like this: :/

[ape descendant]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry? The Bear Calvary.. nuff said.

2. What's your address? Noneyo

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series? Dune, I've probably ready it once for every year you've been alive.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film? Go fuck yourself.

5. Are you hot? Hotter than you could handle.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps? Probably a statue made of vaginae.

7. What would be your preferred violent death? I would like to die from angry dolphin assault.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say? "She died a brave death, killing 30 dolphins before she succumbed to all those dolphins..."

9. What kind of boots do you have? Calf high Doc Martens... red and black..

10. What's one thing you hate about kids? They're stupid.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song? School's out for summer.. fuck that's not Judas Priest....

12. Are you a political science major? FEk No.. I gots a life.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join? .... Heh...

14. Show me your boobs. You wish.
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[Murder.Of.Crows]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?

I went Navy.

2. What's your address?

The only house in the middle of a giant fucking desert. Come find me.

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?

Frank Herbert or Brian Herbert? Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, no one likes the Brian Herbert takes.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?
The one where he kills a the entire towns population.

5. Are you hot?

not currently, but in my late 30's i'm told I'll look like Robert Downey Jr.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a
fighter jet made of biceps?

conveyor belt of death, what goes in comes out mutilated and disformed.

7. What would be your preferred violent death?

Slow mo battle with a hundred or so ninjas. The master and I charge slash, i think you know the rest.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?

Brought down by police after going insane, charging out of his house wielding a homemade katana. Nearly thirty dead and seventy two maimed or critically wounded. Last words were, "I blame the children!"

9. What kind of boots do you have?

Black jungle combat boots

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?

Messy faces, almost constantly.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?

...no

12. Are you a political science major?

Yes, it belongs with my three other Phd's. Call me Prof. super DR. extreme Crow

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?

the one where he was whining...a lot

14. Show me your boobs.

There will be no boobs tonight.

[Saya]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry? The cupcakes.

2. What's your address? I prefer "Ms"

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series? Erm, Dune.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film? The one with the guy with a gun.

5. Are you hot? Depends on what you're into! (Code for no)

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps? Conveyor belt!

7. What would be your preferred violent death? By arrows. So I can have a Boromir moment.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say? "She ended patriarchy."

9. What kind of boots do you have? Ugly ones, sadly necessary for walking in four feet of snow to school.

10. What's one thing you hate about kids? Well, them being kids, mostly.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song? I Got Love In My Tummy?

12. Are you a political science major? Fuck no! I have a far more useless major than that.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join? I had to use my psychic powers to know it was coming years down the road, but it was the Manliest Man thread.

14. Show me your boobs. I've emailed you at least twenty nude photos now. And I get nothing in return.

[ape descendant]

MOC and Saya: I would not be ashamed to have your babies. *gush*

[Pineapple_Juice]

Hey you guys remember the rambo movie where he wore a tank top and shot people?

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?
When they call me in as a substitute for a horse.

2. What's your address?
Auuuustralia.

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?
Beaches are nice.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?
I knew a hamster named Rambo, he ate doors.

5. Are you hot?
So I'm told.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps?
A shapeshifting dick on a chariot

7. What would be your preferred violent death?
Having chunks torn off and out by some incredible beasty. No bifurcation please.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?
Bloody fabulous

9. What kind of boots do you have?
I own thongs and sneakers, nothing else. Should I rectify this?

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?
They fucking squeal.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?
Such music is ill-suited to my refined tastes

12. Are you a political science major?
No, but I do better than most of the politicians round here.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?
Don't remember, the ass pounding he gave me was so hard I lost my memory.

14. Show me your boobs.
They're hairy. :[

[Ben Lahnger]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry? - Obviously, the smell.

2. What's your address? - 128.47.0.0

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series? - One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film? - The one where he dies heroically, screaming "THERE WILL BE NO SEQUELS!" ... I'm writing it now.

5. Are you hot? - I moved to Texas, so yes ... most of the time.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps? - A fighter jet of death with Prada leather belts strapped around my biceps.

7. What would be your preferred violent death? - I cannot self-terminate.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say? - Ben Lahnger - (7 July 1673 – 20 November 1751 - 28 July 2061) was an English clockmaker, inventor, and geophysicist, and a member of the Royal Society. He died at his home in Fleet Street, London and was supposedly buried in a tomb in Westminster Abbey but mysteriously reappeared centuries later. In more recent times he was one of the most respected porn actors of our age. He died again on July 28, 2061, shortly after completing the filming of his scenes in "Cum Feel My Probe Of Uranus" in 4D.

9. What kind of boots do you have? - Feet that were toughened by walking barefoot 5 miles uphill (both ways) to school every day through years of cold Wisconsin winters have no need of boots. Phaw!

10. What's one thing you hate about kids? - That they aren't mind controlled zombies ready to serve in my evil army?

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song? - "Mandy" ... no, wait! "You Got Another Thing Comin'" ... whew!

12. Are you a political science major? - Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! You know, it was a toss up between that or investing 4 years of sweat, studying and student loans to become a Social Worker ... but I ended up deciding to be a carny instead. You weigh 183 pounds. No, not you, miss. Him.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join? - That one where he talked about his love of French films. Well, not all French films. You remember ... those SPECIAL ones?

14. Show me your boobs. - I'm pretty sure you meant "show me your boots" and that's a typo.

[MissCheyenne]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?
You

2. What's your address?

Button Moon, in Blanket Sky.

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?

The Hungry Caterpillar.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?

That one where people die, you know the one I mean.

5. Are you hot?

Outrageously so.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps?

A fighter jet made of biceps that transforms into a conveyor belt of death. TRANSFORMER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

7. What would be your preferred violent death?

Ripped apart by a herd of rampaging old lady lesbians armed with huge dildos and nipple clamps.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?

MissC - 'She lived like a tornado of party and died in the embrace of geriatric lesbians. It's what she would have wanted'

9. What kind of boots do you have?

Which ones? I have like seven pairs of boots.

Todays boots are black Dr Martens with purple roses printed all over them,

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?

Snotty noses.


11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?

I Wanna Dance With Somebody

12. Are you a political science major?

Haha, no.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?

That one where he showed his sexy aviators?

14. Show me your boobs.

Sorry, I'm saving those for the old lady lesbians in my future.

[Fruitbat]

This is the new Gothic.net survey that you need to fill out so we can get to know you.

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?
The tanks and the scouts!

2. What's your address?
Ape's vegetable patch.

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?
I haven't read the books, but I love the original movie.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?
The first one (only seen that one)

5. Are you hot?
it's winter and it's single digits, so I'm cold.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps?
I want to be a harrier jump jet.

7. What would be your preferred violent death?
Beaten to death by a group of drunken violets that are in the next garden bed.. man those guys are fierce.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?
Under construction.

9. What kind of boots do you have?
Two old pairs that are well worn and need replacing.

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?
They grow into adults.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?
Maybe electric eye (not a big JP fan)

12. Are you a political science major?
NUP

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?
All of them.

14. Show me your boobs.
Not on a first date.

[Solumina]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?
Ponies!!!!

2. What's your address?
Mrs. Doane, suck it heteronormativity, I like my own name

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?
The one with Dune Kitty

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?
The one where he fights Mr. T

5. Are you hot?
Hells yeah

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps?
I'd prefer a unicorn made of sparkles

7. What would be your preferred violent death?
Lightning strike. Didn't I already answer this one?

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?
That I have epic tits.

9. What kind of boots do you have?
Hooker boots

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?
They are so god damn sticky

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?
The one about penises

12. Are you a political science major?
Nope, I had a real major

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?
All of them

14. Show me your boobs.
computer says no

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by ape descendant

7. What would be your preferred violent death? I would like to die from angry dolphin assault.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say? "She died a brave death, killing 30 dolphins before she succumbed to all those dolphins..."

Just remember that in an event like that there would be a hell of a lot of ****, after all dolphins are the rapists of the sea. People like to think that they are all cute and cuddly but the aren't, they are just pretending so that people will let their guards down.

[vindicatedxjin]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?
Booms And Bangs

2. What's your address?
1111 World

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?
Yes

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?
Sweat

5. Are you hot?
Duh

6. How do you want to be remembered: As an eccentric with roast beef in my pocket.

7. What would be your preferred violent death?
Atomic bomb explosion

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?
She was boss

9. What kind of boots do you have?
Lace up boots, combat boots, cowboy boots, boots boots

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?
They're always sticky.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?
Meh

12. Are you a political science major?
Ha!

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?
I was here before that dude.

14. Show me your boobs.
Show me your genitals.

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Originally Posted by Solumina

14. Show me your boobs.
computer says no

This makes me very happy.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Solumina

2. What's your address?
Mrs. Doane, suck it heteronormativity, I like my own name

My ego must be getting huge, I'm starting to think that whenever a Gnetter uses the word "heteronormativity", its a shout to to me. Or an invite to do things to you.

[$haDe]

Hey, I like doing surveys.
It gives me a tempting chill, trying not to insult my weird-ness.


1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?

How it's spelled

2. What's your address?

Asia, Earth.

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?

Sorcerer's Stone.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?

The one with Predator in it.

5. Are you hot?

YES. ...like literally, it's 90 F here.

6. How do you want to be remembered:

As the one who had lived more than a life.

7. What would be your preferred violent death?

Either, as long as my balls are still with my body.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?

Bleh

9. What kind of boots do you have?

Typical leather boots

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?

When they call people faggy gay and got away with it.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?

The one that Tina Turner sing ... ?

12. Are you a political science major?

nu-uhh.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?

I joined like ...3 years ago ?

14. Show me your boobs.

Don't have one


...... I don't even have a man-boob or any significantly important but unnecessasary noticable gender identifer parts.

with an exception of my adam's apple.

[Still Jack]

Wow. My Balls are awesome today.

[Renatus]

1. What do you like most about Culvers? I love their chocolate heath bar and almond frozen custard, mmmmmmm. Grr I really want some now.

[Ben Lahnger]

I had a DQ peanut buster parfait yesterday. It was almost as good (and will have to do, seeing as I now live nowhere near a Culver's.)

[Solumina]

Saya, you should know by now that you have an open invite to do all sorts of things to me.

[TrivialMorose]

1. What do you like most about the Cavalry?
Horses.

2. What's your address?
Not fixed.

3. Which is your favorite book in the Dune series?
Haven't read any.

4. Which is your favorite Rambo film?
First Blood

5. Are you hot?
No.

6. How do you want to be remembered: As a conveyor belt of death, or a fighter jet made of biceps?
A conveyor belt of death.

7. What would be your preferred violent death?
Being sacrificed to Satan.

8. What would your wikipedia obituary say?
This was not a person of importance.

9. What kind of boots do you have?
Black.

10. What's one thing you hate about kids?
They are ugly.

11. What is your favorite Judas Priest song?
Breaking the Law

12. Are you a political science major?
No.

13. Which thread that Versus posted made you want to join?
None.

14. Show me your boobs.
No.