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10-30-2009, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Most clever disguise ever.
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Police say guilt was written all over their faces.
Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.
When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.
There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.
Carroll Police Chief Cayler told CNN the strange disguises made it easier for his officers.
"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler said jokingly. "I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I've never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker."
Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.
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More after the link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/...ise/index.html
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10-30-2009, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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That's epic win.
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10-31-2009, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Ohlol. This is great. I'm gonna do that too now!
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11-01-2009, 03:47 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I almost shat myself guffawing.
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11-01-2009, 05:24 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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I don't know if crime's getting shittier or funnier.
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11-01-2009, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Suriname, South-America
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinjob
I don't know if crime's getting shittier or funnier.
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I blame television.
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11-01-2009, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
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Man, all sorts of dumbasses have been coming out of the woodworks. This is something that happened in my area... http://www.thesouthern.com/news/brea...49815939a.html
The best part? The way they identified the police officer robbing the bank was that he used his service weapon to hold up the bank and was wearing a Carbondale Highschool Terriers shirt.
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11-01-2009, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me :P
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11-09-2009, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: U.K
Posts: 90
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How can they keep straight faces in them pictures?
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11-09-2009, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Probably because they're getting arrested and possibly going to prison.
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11-09-2009, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Touche
mssg2shrt
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11-09-2009, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 96
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"We're a KISS tribute band, officer! We swear!"
Actually, they would have been better off wearing KISS makeup. Easier to wash off.
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