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07-21-2007, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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the random stupuid joke thread
Q. why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. because someone threw a fridge at him
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07-21-2007, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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little suzie was in sunday school,
the teacher was very boreing, so little suzie went to sleep
as she was sleeping, the teacher asked her "little suzie, who is the lord?'
little johnny, who sat behind little suzie, decided to be a friend and stabbed her with a pin
'JESUS CHRIST!' shouted little suzie
'very good' said the teacher, and suzie went back to sleep
later, the teacher came back and asked ' who was mary?'
again, little johnny stabbed her
'MOTHER OF GOD!' shouted little suzie
'very good' said the teacher, and little suzie went back to sleep
again the teacher came to little suzie and asked 'what did eve say to adam after their 22nd child?'
again little johnny stabbed suzie, but this time she was ready, and jumped up yelling 'IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!!!'
the teacher fainted
post all the jokes you know, spread the laughter
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07-21-2007, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I am going to **** you in the mouth.
Get it?
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07-21-2007, 09:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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I would, but I was told not to talk with my mouth full. Good thing you didn't fill it.
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07-21-2007, 09:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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A guy can dream, right?
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07-21-2007, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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and a girl can have nightmares. Hot, wet, throbbing nightmares.
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07-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Don't make me get the hose.
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07-21-2007, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the well, with Timmy
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ive created a monster.........Im so Happy!!!!!!! ^-^
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07-21-2007, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Mein Gott, a joke thread turning X-rated! Now I have seen everything!
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07-21-2007, 09:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Being on the ho's, Duck. I can tackle them all, single handedly... just like I am typing.
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07-21-2007, 11:42 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brussels, Belgium
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Too early on a sunday morning and not enough sleep for stupid jokes... I'll be back.
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07-21-2007, 11:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MollyMac
Being on the ho's, Duck. I can tackle them all, single handedly... just like I am typing.
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Can we elope?
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07-23-2007, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkRevalations
little suzie was in sunday school,
the teacher was very boreing, so little suzie went to sleep
as she was sleeping, the teacher asked her "little suzie, who is the lord?'
little johnny, who sat behind little suzie, decided to be a friend and stabbed her with a pin
'JESUS CHRIST!' shouted little suzie
'very good' said the teacher, and suzie went back to sleep
later, the teacher came back and asked ' who was mary?'
again, little johnny stabbed her
'MOTHER OF GOD!' shouted little suzie
'very good' said the teacher, and little suzie went back to sleep
again the teacher came to little suzie and asked 'what did eve say to adam after their 22nd child?'
again little johnny stabbed suzie, but this time she was ready, and jumped up yelling 'IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!!!'
the teacher fainted
post all the jokes you know, spread the laughter
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Very funny, ^_^. I actually needed a laugh right now, thanks for posting.
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07-23-2007, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It escaped from KFC!
Hahaha!
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07-23-2007, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canada
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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07-23-2007, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: GA
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A woman got on a city bus one day with her baby. As she stepped on, the driver took one look at the kid and cringed.
"Ooo weeee, lady," He cried, "that is by far, the the ugliest baby I have ever seen."
Insulted, the woman slammed her fare into the collection box and huffed towards a seat
Still upset, she plopped next to a passenger, who noted her distress.
"Ma'am, are you okay?" He asked .
"No I am not! The bus driver just insulted me!"
The man was shocked, "what? How dare he -- he is a civil servant , he's not supposed to be insulting passengers -- I think you should go up there and give him a piece of your mind!"
She thought about it a second, then cried, "You know what? I think I will!"
The man smiled at her, "Great! Here -- let me hold your monkey..."
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07-23-2007, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
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Q: Why do jews have big noses?
A: Cause air is free!
hahah lulz, nah it's cool, I can say that cause I'm a jew =P
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Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-24-2007, 05:32 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I think the sentence after the joke was much funnier than the joke itself.
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07-27-2007, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Q: Why does it cost less to make a coffin for a child?
A: Because children are smaller so the makers use less materials.
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07-27-2007, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brussels, Belgium
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae Ven Rae
The man smiled at her, "Great! Here -- let me hold your monkey..."
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Thanks for making me snort water up my nose when I read this!
I should learn not to drink at the very moment of reading the punchline to a joke, really.
Thanks Rae! Good one!
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