Fridge Horror

[Alan]

What are some of your favorite horrible implications of TV shows, films, books, news, et cetera, that you have discovered or heard about?

For instance:
Why exactly was Professor Utonium trying to make little girls in his basement?

[Murder.Of.Crows]

LAWLZ, I have never even thought about it that way...

There is no way I can continue this, I'm just too innocently oblivious to the things on T.V. But, I will definitely watch this thread with great interest... great interest, indeed.

[HumanePain]

Although that is a good question, he was violently in love with Miss Keane.
They even had pet names for each other. He called her "cheesy quesadilla" and she called him "duckbill platypus".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLKipHLrEY
(Summary of "Keen on Keane" episode 85)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_alW3...eature=related
(see 5:31 into above video for the scene where the Professor walks Miss Keane to her door)

One need only look at the bed time routine to know he was naively innocent as he tucked in the girls and kissed them each on the forehead (Only after telling Buttercup "and no more monkey business!"). The show producers on the other hand, that McCracken guy...

[Grausamkeit]

I want to know why the fuck The Man in the Yellow Hat thinks it's a good idea to leave a goddamn monkey in charge of anything!

Where the fuck are the Teletubbies from and where are their parents if they're babies???