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10-26-2009, 02:23 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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Razeal has come, and now he has to clean it up
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
masterbate uncontrolably and get really depressed. i know trite as fuck
2. Where are you from?
atlanta the blue island in a red sea
3. Who is your favorite author?
mr gonzo himself
4. What are your favorite films?
fear and loathing, gypsy 83, lost in space, boondock saints, etc.
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
"i ran so far away", assorted 80's, "joy" vnv nation, "what a wonderful world" billie holiday
6. At your funeral?
"my friends who died", "drunken lazy bastard"
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
generally in an act of martyredom, specifically decapitation, or mob hit
8. What kind of casket would you want?
the flameable kind, cremation in the anceint funeral pyre
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
baggy bondage pants, either tight black paintjob or mesh netting that hangs
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
the amazing okayness woman had when i would grab the tatas
11. What's your favorite band?
rammstein iknow still very trite
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
minimal, massage therapy, but undertaking seems to be a bit of an idea
13. Why did you join?
seemed like a good idea at the time
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
MALE of manliness
15: I like bondage and i also have an accute sense of right and wrong so i amalwatyes wow i love smaking her or cutting her and loving everyminute of it but oh wait does that make me one of the sickoes woh what is a boy todo?
16:i forget i'm depressed everyminute that i cause others fear fun and harmless like 6lbs of cake that won make me giggle for a week
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10-26-2009, 03:45 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Wow, you seem to suck more than a dyson...
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10-26-2009, 08:01 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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You joined in 07? I'm confused.
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Bring Kontan Back
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10-26-2009, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Where are you getting '07? I'm seeing Jan '04.
Either way I'm not too terribly impressed but this intro is better than some of the other recent ones.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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10-27-2009, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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All warm and gushy inside
well i do suck but not for free, and who the hell is dyson? i strive to entertain with my silly little slice of mediocrety (sp?). yes i technically joined back in 04 but being 17 i sold my comp for 3 ounces of weed. it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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10-27-2009, 02:00 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
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Mediocrity is never amazingly funny. It's fucking mediocre, and there are plenty of people considerably more entertaining than mediocre on this website. So "strive" for something better, or leave.
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10-27-2009, 02:15 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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I think I've already said this, but I think I love you.
edit: Dyson is a brand of Vacuum cleaner...
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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10-27-2009, 03:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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quest for redemption
Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetJane
Mediocrity is never amazingly funny. It's fucking mediocre, and there are plenty of people considerably more entertaining than mediocre on this website. So "strive" for something better, or leave.
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The only thing i have ever "strived" to do is get laid or paid and i am not very succesfull in either department. but scicne i realize i am amoung the ever so slightly enlightened i will do my best to "strive" for more.
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10-27-2009, 05:35 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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Any chance you might sell your computer again? Please?
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10-27-2009, 10:56 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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ouch my non existant pride
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10-27-2009, 11:54 PM
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#11
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Haha this guy is great!
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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10-28-2009, 01:29 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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I'm gonna go ahead and side with Necro here.
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11-04-2009, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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<pause for applause> <bow> <fade to black>
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11-04-2009, 12:40 PM
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#14
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Beautiful Gardens
Posts: 268
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Thanks for saying hi! You seem really cool.
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