I hate it...

$haDe · 02-26-2011, 04:21 PM

...when people hit on you, seemingly with all their mights, then chickened away right before the point of no return.

Pun not intended.

Oh and, last friday, a guy squeezed my ass with a "oooh, that feel yummy".
When I told him, "I'm a dude...with a dick", he went "Oh shit, you damn fag"

Just what I needed.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 06:40 PM

Lol, That Is Messed Up!

Murder.Of.Crows · 02-26-2011, 07:42 PM

Is this going to be an "i hate it when..." thread, or is it about male on male molestation? Because i have shit for both...

Versus · 02-26-2011, 11:34 PM

I like that idea.

Corpsey · 02-27-2011, 12:54 AM

Make it a game where we one-up each other on a horrifying or awkward situation. I dig that idea.

& a bad day for $hade, it appears. I doubt it is a regular occurrence, though.

Versus · 02-27-2011, 01:03 AM

I hate when I have a sex dream that I don't finish. Which is every time.

$haDe · 02-27-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

Is this going to be an "i hate it when..." thread, or is it about male on male molestation? Because i have shit for both...

It's whining section. I guess you can do both.

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Originally Posted by Versus

I hate when I have a sex dream that I don't finish. Which is every time.

My educated guess is that your body get to the aroused and excited state or as in my words, your brain screams 'Wake up, you idiot, it's time to fuck!!'.

EldritchAbomination · 04-03-2011, 09:08 AM

Alright, that made me LOL.

waterproof mp3 · 04-03-2011, 11:01 AM

That is freaking hilarious. LOL. Do you have a long hair?

erotomaniac87 · 04-03-2011, 01:39 PM

Hey, that's just what you get for being a girly pretty boy.

Timeless Rebellion · 04-04-2011, 07:30 AM

I get mistaken for a girl from time to time as well. Even when I wear a trenchcoat and shit. It sucks.

MissCheyenne · 04-04-2011, 10:02 AM

^ Dude, to be honest, from your pics in the picture thread, I thought you were a girl. Sorry man.

Solumina · 04-04-2011, 10:26 AM

Really? I get how someone could think of $hade as a girl, he is rather pretty with delicate features and a rather androgynous aesthetic, but TR looks and dresses fairly masculine, boyish perhaps but not feminine.

CarrionCorpse · 04-04-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Versus

I hate when I have a sex dream that I don't finish. Which is every time.

I hate that too. It's as if the world knows whats going on and is like "NOPE! Think again you jackass, YOU AIN'T FINISHING!"

MissCheyenne · 04-04-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Solumina

Really? I get how someone could think of $hade as a girl, he is rather pretty with delicate features and a rather androgynous aesthetic, but TR looks and dresses fairly masculine, boyish perhaps but not feminine.

It's probably because he looks quite like one of my sisters.

Catch · 04-04-2011, 09:38 PM

I've been mistaken for being a man before if that makes you feel better.

skuggirotta · 04-05-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Versus

I hate when I have a sex dream that I don't finish. Which is every time.

Seriously. Whenever this happens I'm all over my boyfriend, or myself haha, for the rest of the day.

Versus · 04-05-2011, 08:30 PM

If someone wakes me up during a sex dream, I will resent them for a good while for cock-blocking me.

Saya · 04-05-2011, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Versus

If someone wakes me up during a sex dream, I will resent them for a good while for cock-blocking me.

What if they woke you up to have sex?

Versus · 04-05-2011, 09:13 PM

Those never happened to me at the same time. I'm not sure how I react. Probably positively if it was morning sex.

Pineapple_Juice · 04-22-2011, 07:54 AM

I knew a girl in high school who dressed in the same tshirt and camo pants every single day (they were clean and stuf, but still) and one time I was walking with her and this d-nozzle came up next to me and was trying to put the moves on and said "Who's this, your brother?" and she never even bothered to correct him.

Someone else who met her through me had known her for months and one day kept talking about him this and he that-when I told her she was a girl she thought I was bullshitting.

What's a bitch gotta do so people know you're not packing?

ape descendant · 04-22-2011, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

What's a bitch gotta do so people know you're not packing?

...raise the intelligence quota of those observing and making assumptions...

I've noticed that there are many who are quite lazy when identifying the sex of another person... they tend to just look for societal queues like, clothing, jewelry or hair length/style, instead of actually taking in a whole person, noticing the little things like build, the presence/absence of an adam's apple, or facial features which usually tell you every thing you need to know. When its not made blatantly obvious, these lazy people are confronted with their own lack of intelligence and/or observational skills and instead of confronting these things within themselves, they resent the person who made them aware of their own short coming. IMO

Murder.Of.Crows · 04-22-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ape descendant

...instead of actually taking in a whole person, noticing the little things like build, the presence/absence of an adam's apple, or facial features which usually tell you every thing you need to know. IMO

I actually like when people don't use their observational abilities, otherwise i'd be fucked in most situations.

Catch · 04-24-2011, 11:12 PM

I wonder if people might think I have large pecks or a sex-change. I have not have a sex-change by-the-way. There are several other people who think I'm a very attractive woman. I guess it is all perception.