a wtf moment

[gothboy13]

why did you join this site mortalitas incomitatus?

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

wtf? i hooked up with my sons best friends' mother. Oh Dear.

Allow me to make you feel better.

I once hooked up with a girl ... and months later I hooked up with her mother ... and they both knew.

It didn't seem as strange at the time as it does now. WTF?

[mortalitas incomitatus]

Originally Posted by gothboy13

why did you join this site mortalitas incomitatus?

what's that got to do with you kid?

stick to the topic.

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Allow me to make you feel better.

I once hooked up with a girl ... and months later I hooked up with her mother ... and they both knew.

It didn't seem as strange at the time as it does now. WTF?

oh ben, ew!

i'm getting into more and more trouble with this other milf!!!!

i'm not sure if i want to stop it but i keep thinking WTF?

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

oh ben, ew!

i'm getting into more and more trouble with this other milf!!!!

i'm not sure if i want to stop it but i keep thinking WTF?

Not sure I have a good answer except ... make two lists: reasons to continue & reasons to quit. Then make the right call.

Now excuse me while I step out to snicker ... you said milf! Heh heh heh! WTF?

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by ghostposts

I just got a shock. I ws checking the Preditors and Editors poll and Nicky-poo is ahead of Janrae Frank and Steve Shrewsbury. WTF???

Did you run this by our group? The net never goes his way when we are on the case! ^_^

[AlKilyu]

And speaking of WTF...






































































...brace yourself...





















.....sleep well tonight kids!

[mortalitas incomitatus]

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

Now excuse me while I step out to snicker ... you said milf! Heh heh heh! WTF?

mmmmmm.....M.I.L.F

yummy mummies are good to.

[Ben Lahnger]

Yummy Mummies? Bwah-hah-hah-hah! I never heard that one before.

Hey, how about O.B.I.S.I.A.M. - Older Broad I'd Shag In A Minute!
Nah, it kinda loses it's charm at that point.

But anyway, speaking of MILF fantasies:

[Natasshha]

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

....my manager slapped me. I think he thought it was funny, but I'm a little taken back if not even offended. I wouldn't think to lay a hand on an employee I had only known a few months... WTF?

SUE HIS ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[JuliaGaltic]

I'm kinda weirded out at the moment.

I just got a call from someone from a private number to my personal cell phone. I picked up and it was a guy with a really deep voice. This guy just kept saying stuff like "you don't know who this is? really?" stuff like that and giving me vague clues about who he was. About 10-15 min later the voice was sounding really familiar and the way he talked reminded me of an ex (A.J. whom I haven't spoken to in over 3 years.) So I asked "Is this A.J.?"
He said he was and we talked for another 30 minutes or so catching up and whatnot.

The signal to the call faded and, even though this is an ex of mine from 4-5 years ago, I still remember his number, so I called him back. When A.J. picked up he was confused and said I had just woke him up. Once I heard the voices back to back I realized it wasn't A.J. who had just been talking to me for the better part of an hour.

When I look back at the conversation, he was saying pretty generic things that could apply to anyone when asked things like "How's your mom?". But who would call me that knows my name and my number pretending to be an ex-boyfriend of mine?

WTF???

[Ben Lahnger]

Wow, Julia, that's pretty creepy. Let's hope it was a one time wrong number that the weirdo decided to have fun with, and you'll never hear from him again.

On an unrelated note, this article appeared today at MSNBC:

Tell-tale parrot exposes cheating girlfriend

Report: Ziggy squawked, ‘I love you, Gary,’ but his owner’s name was Chris

MSNBC
Updated: 9:17 a.m. ET Jan. 17, 2006


LONDON - Chris Taylor, a 30-year-old British computer programmer, grew suspicious of his live-in girlfriend when his pet parrot began to imitate her saying, “I love you, Gary.”

Ziggy, an 8-year-old African gray parrot, would also make kissing noises whenever the name Gary was mentioned on TV and would mimic Suzy Collins saying, “Hiya, Gary,” every time she answered her mobile phone.

Confronted with the evidence, Collins admitted to a month-long affair with a coworker named Gary and moved out of their shared Leeds apartment that same night.

“I wasn’t sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go,” Taylor, 30, told the Times of London in its online edition Tuesday. “I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

“Ziggy was one in a million; he was a loyal friend, and I have no doubt he was looking out for me.”

Taylor said Ziggy, who was named after a David Bowie song, has found a new home thanks to a local parrot dealer.

Collins, 25, told the newspaper she was staying with friends and said she shed no tears for the tell-tale bird.

“I’m not proud of what I did but I’m sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems,” said Collins, a call-center worker. “We had spoken about splitting up several times and I think it was inevitable.”

She added: “I’m surprised to hear he’s got rid of that bloody bird; he spent more time talking to it than he did to me. I couldn’t stand Ziggy, and it looks now the feeling was mutual.”

© 2006 MSNBC.com

Hmmm ... I wonder why he didn't give her the bird! wtf?

[WolfMoon]

That's what I would've done!


lol

[Ben Lahnger]

A SNAKE charmer in Malaysia is puckering up for a deadly kiss. He will try to set a world record in March by planting 50 smackers on a venomous snake in 10 minutes.

That's 5 kisses a minute ... one every 12 seconds ... hoo boy!

I have a feeling there will be a different kind of news story coming out about this one in March. I'm amazed at what idiocy some people will go through for attention.

WTF?

[Manimal]

So I had some nice dreams last night. I can't go into specifics because it would incriminate members of this site but lets just say some of you lovely ladies were members of a harem of lustful debauchery with EPS and I as King and Queen - which of us was the queen I shall not say - and holy hell did it get explicit.

So... I woke up ready to go - and I don't mean to work - but unfortunately, mornings being mornings, I snoozed too long had to hurridly prepare breakfast for the boys, shower and all the mundane crap normal boring people do. This all meant I was forced to let my sleeping beauty continue sleeping instead of waking her up and ravage her properly.

So... I'm in the shower and somewhere between washing my armpit and brushing my teeth I started reflecting on my dream and before I know it I'm knocking the shampoo off the shelf when I turn around. Well damn I better do something about this... all men in this situation know what to do... not like I haven't done it a million times before. The thing is I don't do it often - I don't need to because... well lets just say she takes good care of me - so I'm a little out of practice. Still... masturbation is like riding a bike, maybe even more automatic - like pooping, it's just something a man never forgets how to do so I figure no problem.

I kneel down - so I don't fall over - and start going after it. My eyes are closed, the water is hot, and my mind is free of any pure and mundane thoughts. Random images of females and actions and nakid parts and past encounters all rushing through keeping me in the zone while I make the necissary physical motions. I'm a long distance runner - maybe more like a short distance sprinter - and I can see the finish line just ahead. Just a few more steps... errr strokes... and I can get on with my day. And then it happens. A mundane thought about what time it is - how long I can take before it throws off the intricate timing required to actually make it to the office on time.

Suddenly like a siv in a lake my desire is sinking. Frantically I try to think of the raunchiest nastiest thoughts I can, favorite tittie fucks and anal explorations, so I can keep my soldier marching long enough to get the job done. I'm a stubborn and determined individual and don't give up easily. I quicken the pace of my strokes in final mad dash sprint to the finish... and it all works against me.

I tried too hard and went soft. I was a defeated, wet, nakid man with pronography on the brain but a limp dick in my hand. Am I so spoiled with great sex in my life that I can't even masturbate anymore? Normaly I'd consider this a great thing but right now the realization is met with a frustrating sigh, a verbal "Arg", and a tired reach for the towel so I can get out of my failed masturbatory experience and get on with my day.

WTF... you're going to get it tonight woman - the more you fight it the better it will be for me.

[WolfMoon]

Hmmmmmm, maybe I should post some cleavage?

[Manimal]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Hmmmmmm, maybe I should post some cleavage?

I think right now that would break me. Which is man speak for "Yes please post pictures that will frustrate me farther".

I love the punishment :P

[Sanctus Dei]

Holy jealous of Manimal and EPS... *pout*

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Manimal

I was a defeated, wet, nakid man with pornography on the brain but a limp dick in my hand.

That's my favorite line..

*sniffle*

Just Beautiful..

Only YOU would make your most revealing post about Polishing the Snake in the Shower..

Now I just need to figure out how to change my Screen Name to 'Walks With Limp'

O.o

[Manimal]

I'll do my best to make your name "Cant-walk-at-all" by this weekend. Cause I care about my needs... I mean you... that much

[She_Is_My_Sin]

I had lots of wtf moments when I worked in a library for a week.One day I had to wipe all the dirt of the plastic covers on some picture books & this man came up to me & said "Excuse me are you the cleaner? Because I have something for you." He randomly walked off & came back a few minutes later with a really tiny orange & placed it on the counter.He ran off & never came back that week.
Another time an old man asked if he could use the photocopier & I said yes.As he was paying for his prints he showed me one & said "That's my girlfriend that is" I just smiled politely as it was a page from a holiday brochure (it still had prices & dates on). Later on he wanted to take out a book & told me he was really into Wales.I just smiled again.When he kept asking to see my hands I was told to sort out some stuff on the computers & privately warned about him & his curiosity of hands.
It just made me go wtf.

[Godslayer Jillian]

At my school, my last year's english proffessor took a whole class-time explaining why Plato, not believing in the Greek gods, was a good christian (by the way, Plato lived in 200 B.C or something like that)
This year, my history explained how Spiderman is an allusion to how we should praise god.
wtf

[cannibalnuns]

Excuse me if I go out on a limb. But plato and christ. Is he a Quaker? That pisses me off. What a fucking cunt. That is just Asinine.

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Hey, Quakers can be cool people! Yes, they're still around...

[Aeternus]

A total wtf at the moment is definitely the weather in Estonia.

Usually the temperature in winters is about ten degrees below zero, but today is the third day, when there is TWENTY EIGHT degrees below zero. And at nights thirty five.
At least we have much to talk about - about weather. Cars won't activate and people are freezing.
And people, whom I have recently talked to (People from Italy and Great Britain, for example.), just can't believe it; such a wtf. :)

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

At my school, my last year's english proffessor took a whole class-time explaining why Plato, not believing in the Greek gods, was a good christian (by the way, Plato lived in 200 B.C or something like that)
This year, my history explained how Spiderman is an allusion to how we should praise god.
wtf

Aw, crap, don't get me started. I could fill a whole thread by myself with what's wrong with public schools in the United Stated these days. I used to be a little uncomfortable with the amount of personal opinion and editorializing that college professors injected into their classes. But now I am downright appalled by the depth and quanity of propaganda public school teachers are filling middle and high school students with. My girlfriend's two teenage girls come home all the time regurgitating the inanity and fawlty rhetoric their teachers are passing off as facts. Rewriting history and making flat-out incorrect statements about people's actions and motivations have become commonplace.

Not to mention the idiocy of zero-tollerance. These teenage girls cannot take cough drops to school. Yet if they start coughing too much in class, the parents are called and told they must be picked up and taken home, as they are "disrupting the class." Zero Tolerance means zero thought - let's not make any judgements about children's behavior on an individual case-by-case basis, lest the lawyers bring a plague down on our house. Therefore, Johnny must leave his asthma inhaler in the Nurses Office and ask a teacher's permission to leave class and go there if he's struggling to catch his breath.

ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I told you not to get me started!

All I can say is -----> W (in holy hell) T (Jehosephat H. Christmas) F?