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03-25-2011, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I just went to the refrigerator, looking for - no, jonesing for the remains of yesterday's pineapple. It was gone. My girlfriend must've taken it to work with her.
There is no God. We drift alone through a chaotic and indifferent universe, then we die and our bodies fall apart until they're goo. That is all.
Far as I'm concerned, the matter is now closed.
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No you are wrong Apathy, you are God! Lord of the bats, now get up and dance... oh hang on fly my beauty fly!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyRLs...eature=related
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03-25-2011, 07:10 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
me too. u guys shuldn't be maeking fun of God. He is REAL and if u don't believe in him the DEVIL WINS.
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...what if we WANT the devil to win?
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03-25-2011, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
me too. u guys shuldn't be maeking fun of God. He is REAL and if u don't believe in him the DEVIL WINS.
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Why should I take YOUR word for anything. I'm not entirely convinced YOU exist!
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death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
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and those who are very well hung.
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03-25-2011, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
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BLASPHEMY!!! Mir is god!
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Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-25-2011, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
BLASPHEMY!!! Mir is god!
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You can be God II - there's always a sequel right?
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03-25-2011, 03:24 PM
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YOU'RE a sequel.
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03-25-2011, 03:34 PM
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Pineapple!
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03-25-2011, 03:45 PM
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I want it!!
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03-25-2011, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
...what if we WANT the devil to win?
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Why would u want the devil 2 win?
I mean he's pretty cool but he doesn't leik us.
God loves us.
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03-28-2011, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I want it!!
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*warning if you listen to this song you will never get it out of your head*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
But there is a dancing pineapple in it...
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03-28-2011, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
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Wow, you're getting better at making something sound interesting.
The pinapple was cool, but I like the leather pants.
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03-28-2011, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Catch
Wow, you're getting better at making something sound interesting.
The pinapple was cool, but I like the leather pants.
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You were warned. The song creeps into your subconscious and you find yourself humming it while standing in queues.
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03-28-2011, 08:12 PM
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Was that Rod Stewart on the left? (his right)
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03-28-2011, 10:42 PM
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I sure as heck hope not! No I think Rod babe was too busy chasing around young models at the time.
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03-29-2011, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
You were warned. The song creeps into your subconscious and you find yourself humming it while standing in queues.
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I suspected right off that pineapple was the devil's handiwork. This only confirms it. It isn't the true pineapple.
[guards lawn]
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03-30-2011, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I suspected right off that pineapple was the devil's handiwork. This only confirms it. It isn't the true pineapple.
[guards lawn]
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Isn't there something in the book of pineapple about worshipping false gods?
I saw an artichoke pretending to be a pineapple today... fortunately it was taken off and burned on a very small stake.
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04-03-2011, 08:32 AM
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I don't give a shit about atheism/theism, but pineapples are good.
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04-04-2011, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
I saw an artichoke pretending to be a pineapple today... fortunately it was taken off and burned on a very small stake.
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Haha, I'm such a dork that made me lol.
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