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06-21-2011, 08:58 AM
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The Jesus Game
It's simple, I'll go first.
Jesus died for your sins.
Garbage Jesus died for your bins.
Kinky Jesus died for your rims.
Tron Jesus died for your Flynns.
Tourettes Jesus died for your FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Come up with more and laugh.
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06-21-2011, 09:21 AM
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Wishy Jesus died for your whims.
Squishy Jesus died for your fins.
Cocky Jesus died for your quims.
Smiley Jesus died for your grins.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2011, 10:56 AM
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Religious Jesus died for your hymns.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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06-23-2011, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Goth Jesus died for your general dissatisfaction.
Hippy Jesus died for your vib's.
Gerber Jesus died for your bib's.
So did Heating and Air Jesus, who also died for your vents.
Suicide Jesus died for your misanthropy.
Smashing Pumpkins Jesus died for your Billy Corgins.
Truly Outrageous Jesus died for your Jem's.
Squidbillie's Jesus died for your squids.
Billy Jean Jesus died for your illegitimate kids.
Jerry Springer Jesus died for your tits.
Book Burning Jesus died for your censorship.
Milton-Bradley Jesus died for your Battleship.
Shall I go on...? Timeless, you'd better impose some limits here.
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06-23-2011, 11:28 AM
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Athletic Jesus died for your gyms.
Two-timing Jesus died for your twins.
Amputee Jesus died for your limbs.
Homeless Jesus died for your inns.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2011, 12:31 PM
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Stoner Jesus died for your skins.
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I am your slice of pie
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06-23-2011, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2
Goth Jesus died for your general dissatisfaction.
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Milton-Bradley Jesus died for your Battleship.
Shall I go on...? Timeless, you'd better impose some limits here.
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Yeah, I better.
This is a well-known theme, and the only limit is that what X Jesus died for has to rhyme with sins. Unless there is a very obvious and somewhat funny reason it does not (like Tourettes Jesus)
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06-23-2011, 02:03 PM
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Well, rims doesn't rhyme with sins, so you broke your own rule in the first post.
There's no closing the barn door now, my man!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2011, 02:07 PM
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Obese Jesus died for your chins.
Scrapyard Jesus died for your tins.
Fail Jesus died for your wins.
Alcoholic Jesus died for your gins.
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I am your slice of pie
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06-23-2011, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lexington, KY
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Comedy Jesus died for my grins.
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06-23-2011, 03:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Well, rims doesn't rhyme with sins, so you broke your own rule in the first post.
There's no closing the barn door now, my man!
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Jesus Christ, you are right! I fail...
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06-23-2011, 03:50 PM
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That's okay. A little flexibility might be welcome about now. My thesaurus tells me we're about to run out of straight-up rhymes soon.
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Recommencement Jesus died for your new begin-ings.
Electronic Arts Jesus died for your Sims.
Girl Scout Jesus died for your thin mints.
Schizophrenic Jesus died for your ... kill everyone! Wait, who said that?
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2011, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2
Comedy Jesus died for my grins.
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BRZZZZKKKTTTTTTT!!!! Error! Fowl! Already used.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2011, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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/Okay
Shenanigans.
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06-23-2011, 04:11 PM
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Second-degree rhymes will work too I suppose
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06-30-2011, 10:09 AM
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Sorry for the double post, but I just HAD to do this one:
Exhausted Jesus died for your inns.
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06-30-2011, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Sorry for the double post, but I just HAD to do this one:
Exhausted Jesus died for your inns.
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BRZZZZKKKTTTTTTT!!!! Error! Fowl! Already used.
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Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2
/Okay
Shenanigans.
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South Park Jesus died for your Shenanigans!
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-30-2011, 04:19 PM
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Right you are, my good man. Though that was Homeless Jesus.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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08-14-2011, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
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Hairstyling Jesus died for your fringe.
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08-14-2011, 07:53 PM
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Teetotaler Jesus died for your binge.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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08-14-2011, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
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Merry-go-round Jesus died for your spins.
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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08-14-2011, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Don "Big Daddy" Garlits Jesus died for your sprints.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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