It's when I am talking to someone, and they don't use slang. I'm not ig'nant or anythaaang, but neither is calling chinos khakis--provided you know that khaki is not pants--it's a color--I mean, come on, people. Slang was one of the first things you learned in public school.
You know what I said the other day...? Someone was chillin' at my crib, and they said something smart-ass, so I was like, "Ay yo' dawg, SKIP YOU".
That's some straight 5th-GRADE bullshit, right thurr.
Another thing is when I'm just speaking, and everyone has this bubble over there head like "...what kind of an accent...?"(Everyone seems to think I have a bit of a Californian accent, with a British edge. I've never been to Cali in my life) and then, they interupt my sentence with "Hey man, use English. We don't all know a lot of big words".
And I'm like, ...Wtf...? It IS English. Where were you...? I'm not even able to have a decent conversation for too long with a lot of people, because they somehow expect me to dumb down three-syllable words.
http://www.bobnewell.net/nucleus/med...5-hopeless.jpg
Funny how you type 'hopeless' into Google Image search, and you still get Selena Gomez...
There was this movie I saw once, I can't remember what... but to sum it up, there was a guy who was talking a perfect, common sense explanation of something or another to a small group, and they just stared... and he kept going, and then said "You don't understand any of this, do you." And they nod no, and he says good day.
I'm sorry I can't post it.
This really fits, though, I believe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s
Check it out, and tell me I'm wrong.