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Old 09-14-2011, 11:39 AM   #26
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Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...

Oh my, I do believe my semi is back. MechaSaya, you're second to none as a fluffer, and you can take that to the bank.
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:45 AM   #27
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...could have fooled me...
I started high school again today. Felt a bit creepy.

But damn some of these 16 year olds are just as enticing as I remember 16 year olds being when I was 16.

16 is legal here alright, back off.
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:50 AM   #28
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Make sure you don't forget that promise when the fluids start running, sweet-cheeks. I will make an awesome tampon. I'm ribbed and I can play gee-tar - for that "I'm having getting fucked demeaning-like to cool musics and all your orifices are belong to me" buzz.
Oh. So you're a hippie, too. How about this: The next time you have a craving for the red-wings, take that tomato paste you got from the farmer's market and fill your hemp flesh-light with it when you're listening to your own psychedelic jams for that ultimate "I love slowly tongue-punching my own vagina because it taste better then my tears" buzz.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:01 PM   #29
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Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...
I certainly hope so. Your engagement with the most obvious troll ever is deplorable.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:03 PM   #30
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Oh. So you're a hippie, too. How about this: The next time you have a craving for the red-wings, take that tomato paste you got from the farmer's market and fill your hemp flesh-light with it when you're listening to your own psychedelic jams for that ultimate "I love slowly tongue-punching my own vagina because it taste better then my tears" buzz.
Eh, I tried that already. I think on the balance I'd rather you just sat on my face and called me a bad puppy. Tongue-punching my mangina just tastes like jizz-flavored queef.... like fucking my Arthur and Martha alter-egos with the fluids all intermingling in one big pot.

Shit, that was heteronormative. Quick, tell me off, I've still got that semi.

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I certainly hope so. Your engagement with the most obvious troll ever is deplorable.
What can I say? She's good. The boner wants what it wants.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:12 PM   #31
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Shit, that was heteronormative. Quick, tell me off, I've still got that semi.
Marginalizing harmful perceptions of non-heterosexual behavior IS FOR FAGS.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:32 PM   #32
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Marginalizing harmful perceptions of non-heterosexual behavior IS FOR FAGS.
Thassright, baby... SPILL your displeasure all over mah face. Ohhh... it runs like a Suffragette faced with a horse.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:37 PM   #33
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Oh, my! Is it getting Takei in here or what?

Yeah, baby!
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:47 PM   #34
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Fuck yoo, I ain't Takei! MechaSaya is a LAYDEH!!
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:52 PM   #35
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Fuck yoo, I ain't Takei! MechaSaya is a LAYDEH!!
Yes you is! Cuz I'm a mang mungst men and so is MechaSaya!
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:01 PM   #36
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:04 PM   #37
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I liked it better when the thread was about me : (
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:05 PM   #38
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I juzz tole u doodz she's a man, babeeee!
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I liked it better when the thread was about me : (
You're in the way of sword-crossing! Quit interrupting, son, and get out of the money shot!

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Old 09-14-2011, 01:10 PM   #40
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I liked it better when the thread was about me : (
Shush boy, you had your chance to lay the smackdown. Move aside, men and MechaSaya ladies are talking.
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:13 PM   #41
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Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...

Oh my, I do believe my semi is back. MechaSaya, you're second to none as a fluffer, and you can take that to the bank.
Mostly I'm upset that while I was out getting an education, then spreading the word about sexual violence, I get home and sit down for five god damn minutes and find out that my evil robot clone is getting more dirty talk than I am.
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:18 PM   #42
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I....I...love..you.
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I....I...love..you.
Rub that sexy death hawk all over my nekkidness!
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You just made me blush so hard that my head nearly exploded. Hooray for Takei!!!
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Old 09-14-2011, 05:16 PM   #45
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It's what I do, make girls blush before moving in for the sexy-time.

C'mere, Apey.
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Old 09-15-2011, 09:33 AM   #46
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