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07-26-2007, 04:14 PM
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#76
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Yeah, that's a yeast infection. Tell her to wash her yazoozoo.
The guy means "Can I fuck you up the butt?"
Yes, but it's difficult.
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07-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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#77
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Originally Posted by DeathChii
Tha Duckman... my mom found my stash... is my life over? ='[
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No, but you'll wish it was.
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07-26-2007, 04:23 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Are you going to answer my question with a negative? 
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-26-2007, 04:24 PM
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#79
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Possibly.
Was that the question?
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07-26-2007, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Oh, I thought you were going to say 'maybe'. I thought of that answer only after I posted the question. :P
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-26-2007, 05:02 PM
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#81
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Well, possibly and maybe are about the same thing.
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07-26-2007, 05:19 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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But 'maybe' is cooler.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-26-2007, 07:07 PM
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#83
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Originally Posted by Lapin
(*cough*) Allow me to answer one of those. My dear Senor, that's not an STD. That's a yeast infection.
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Actually...yeast infections make it smell sour, and breadlike. Not like fish. That's highly uncharacteristic of a yeast infection.
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07-26-2007, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Maybe she's hiding trout up there. You think I know stuff about yucky girls!? EW!!!
Like I said, tell her to wash her cat.
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07-26-2007, 07:24 PM
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#85
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
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That is good advice though Duckie.
From womenshealth.gov:
Bacterial Vaginosis
What is bacterial vaginosis (BV)?
Bacterial vaginosis, also called BV is the most common vaginal infection in women of childbearing age. It happens when the normal balance of bacteria in the vagina is disrupted and replaced by an overgrowth of certain bacteria. The vagina normally contains mostly “good” bacteria, and fewer “harmful” bacteria. BV develops when there is an increase in “harmful” bacteria and fewer “good” bacteria.
*snip*
Women with BV may have an abnormal vaginal discharge with an unpleasant odor. Some women report a strong fish-like odor, especially after sexual intercourse. The discharge can be white (milky) or gray and thin. Other symptoms may include burning when urinating, itching around the outside of the vagina, and irritation. However, these could be symptoms of another infection too. Some women with BV have no symptoms at all.
~takes down her shingle and moves on~
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07-26-2007, 07:26 PM
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#86
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Why do I want to stick my penis into vagina's?
Fuckin' EW!!!
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07-26-2007, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
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Hmm, I got nuth'in.
This is Ask tha Duckman so answer the question.
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07-26-2007, 08:11 PM
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#88
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Tha Duckman stumps himself every now and then.
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07-26-2007, 11:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Duckie, why do people think you are an overinflated pompous ass?
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07-26-2007, 11:22 PM
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#90
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Duckman, why does everybody I know hate me?
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07-27-2007, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Vincentius
Duckie, why do people think you are an overinflated pompous ass?
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Mainly because I am, partly because they're jealous of my skillzzzzzzzzzzzzz... YO!
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07-27-2007, 08:01 AM
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#92
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Originally Posted by Totschläger
Duckman, why does everybody I know hate me?
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Perhaps you = Butthead.
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07-27-2007, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Why do I want to stick my penis into vagina's?
Fuckin' EW!!!
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I thought your problem was you couldn't find a willing participant in such activities Duckie. So why would you worry about such a disease?
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07-27-2007, 10:04 AM
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Because it's NASTY, yo! I'm a clean freak. Shit like that makes me wanna barf.
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07-27-2007, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Duckman, what is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?
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Cappinator
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07-27-2007, 10:40 AM
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#96
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African, or European?
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07-27-2007, 12:19 PM
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Duckman, ever had a gf?
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07-27-2007, 12:24 PM
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#98
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Join Date: May 2007
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ooooh tha duckam! Will we ever meed again?
Will you ever hold me tenderly, kiss me passionatly, and make sweet sweet love to me?
oooOooooOOOOOOooooh
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-27-2007, 03:12 PM
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#99
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Originally Posted by biohazard
Duckman, ever had a gf?
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Yes, but it always managed to turn sour for various reasons. I seem to attract females that are either FAR too young for me, or complete bitches.
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07-27-2007, 03:13 PM
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#100
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Originally Posted by DeathChii
ooooh tha duckam! Will we ever meed again?
Will you ever hold me tenderly, kiss me passionatly, and make sweet sweet love to me?
oooOooooOOOOOOooooh
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Ah, you're only little, sure.
No.
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