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09-06-2007, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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What do you want on your tombstone?
I just saw a photo of a tombstone online that said,
"Well this sucks". ROFL!
I don't know what I would have, but I would like something witty.
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09-06-2007, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Pepperoni.
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
Visit my online store: http://www.websofsilver.com
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09-06-2007, 11:23 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: New England
Posts: 895
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No way, sausage is way better.
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>> Not a Bluewave message. <<
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09-06-2007, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Somewhere the angels can't sing to me
Posts: 155
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
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09-06-2007, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NachtSorcier
Pepperoni.
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LOL! At first I was like... Wha?? Now I get it.
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09-06-2007, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
Posts: 428
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If not the Spike Milligan route ("I told you I wasl ill!"), then perhaps "At last I get a lie-in!"
Though I'd rather be buried at sea or composted or something. No lasting memorial for me!
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"Fear will keep us all in place."
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09-06-2007, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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How about this:
"See you soon."
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09-06-2007, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
Posts: 428
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Or perhaps "See you sooner than you think..."
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"Fear will keep us all in place."
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09-06-2007, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 254
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"Back In 10 Minutes"
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09-06-2007, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Valrys
"Back In 10 Minutes"
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haha!
More:
"Buried Alive."
"OOPS."
"Hey, guys, WATCH THIS!"
"Mmm... BRAINS!"
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09-06-2007, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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"pwned" (I make this post longer)
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09-06-2007, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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09-06-2007, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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How about "More goth than you"?
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09-06-2007, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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"Someone honorable should have been mentioned here."
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-06-2007, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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How about, "At least it was a good time"
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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09-06-2007, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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"I died and all I got was this lousy stone"
"Hah! Afterlife, my ass..."
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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09-06-2007, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Wow, I died. Where's my respawn point?
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09-06-2007, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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I watch you when you shower
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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09-06-2007, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Under the clouds.
Posts: 598
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" Not again "
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09-06-2007, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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OH MY GOD yes!!
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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09-06-2007, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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i want,
"i said i wanted cremated, now im getting skull f***ed by maggots"
on my tombstone
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love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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09-06-2007, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 80
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Greetings all,
I have always been fond of a phrase along the lines of, "I once was where you are now and where I am you soon shall be."
Contemplating postmortem wit,
Matt
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09-06-2007, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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</life>
Ha, I love yours, Drac
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Hist. Hark.
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09-06-2007, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I love that one, disorder. You could do the dates like that:
<life=July 24, 1968> John Smith, loving son, husband, father. Expert programmer. </life= September 29, 2004>
Could pull one out of the I'm so Goth list and have "I'm so goth I'm dead."
I might go for "Nothing worth seeing here," but maybe that's just my current mood.
Along the lines of the "I wanted cremation" one, I might have "Where's my flaming boat?"
But I think, if I ever get around to it, I'd like to carve my own gravestone. Then, if they're nice and not embarassed by my self-carved gravestone, they won't plunk some generic block of granite on my head.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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09-06-2007, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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I liked disorder's as well...
Hm. "I'm with stupid ---->"
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