the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 101

IsolatedReptile · 08-13-2008, 08:07 PM

You wish your skin run paler? It runs so fast you realize you're left without one of your organs, and it runs until it's white as paper.

I wish I didn't just eat a bag of oreos.

$haDe · 08-13-2008, 08:14 PM

OMG you didn't it just fly across the room and accidently choke in your throat!!!

I wish I haven't seen the old bitch next door watching her mutated awfully huge fungus on her heel

(heartofflames) · 08-13-2008, 08:19 PM

(hard to corrupt)
ahem... Granted. You don't see her, and therefore, ruin you future because the old bitch next door has a wonderful grandchild that will be the greated love of your life. Instead, you end up with a narcissist who abuses you.

I wish I had people to meet and stuff to do instead of sitting home all day.

$haDe · 08-13-2008, 08:37 PM

Granted. A lot of people came to ur house and tore it apart
U ended up with ur mom starring,dreadfully ,at u...

I wish i didn't get caught by my teacher while i'm posting this

(heartofflames) · 08-13-2008, 08:43 PM

Granted. You aren't caught... but when you post in another class, the teacher stares at you for 10 minutes along with the whole class until you realize you're being publicly humiliated.

I wish I could beat the crap out of someone right now.

$haDe · 08-13-2008, 08:53 PM

Granted, U noticed somebody sneaked in your house u beat the shit out of him before u realized that he was just giving u ur missing mobile

I wish my hair was naturally crimson red

IsolatedReptile · 08-13-2008, 09:34 PM

Granted, then you find out it's because you're bleeding to death.

I wish people at my job weren't so damned irresponsible.

$haDe · 08-13-2008, 09:47 PM

Granted, They throw u out of twentieth floor window
And They all pay for ur funeral

I wish I whacked the damn dogs which always fuckin' each other in my garden

Geoluhread · 08-14-2008, 12:59 AM

Granted, you wack them and they die, But forget to clean up, now you have a bunch of dead dogs in your garden, they decompose and start stinking, the smell is so bad that you want to kill yourself...

I wish i had a bigger bed

$haDe · 08-14-2008, 01:08 AM

Granted. There is an evil spirit posessed ur bed and when it's your bedtime,the bed thrust its needle into ur stomach which pull off ur intestine along with ur stomach juiced that spilled all over ur bedroom..

oh my goodness,Isn't that sweet...
oh and,It'll grow bigger after it feed on u..

I wish I have more friends 'cos beside all u guys on g.net I haven't got one...

Saya · 08-14-2008, 01:12 AM

Awwww. You know what? Granted, without any horrible consequences, unless you can be loved to death.

I wish they'd remake Mario Paint for the Wii and DS!

$haDe · 08-14-2008, 01:16 AM

Granted, But Wii and DS got banned in ur country and everybody who in posession of these will be execute for treason of education that..blah blah blah...

I wish there's the goth academy that teach the way of gloomy life

Geoluhread · 08-14-2008, 01:30 AM

Granted, But it's in alaska and VERY EXPENSIVE that the only people can go are paris helton look alikes...

I wish my bookstore sold more english novels...

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 08-14-2008, 01:33 AM

Granted but the ones they do sell are badly written and all written in cockney vernacular and slang.

I wish a certain guy shared my feelings for him.... (god the corruption for this will break me xD D= )

$haDe · 08-14-2008, 01:36 AM

Granted,But he look exactly like Hunchback of North...sumthing

haha

I wish to know what shoul i wish for

MitsyMayhem · 08-14-2008, 01:38 AM

Granted. You know exactly what you want to wish for, but it doesn't matter because this is the corrupted wishes game and it's only going to end up bad.

Gosh shade, headache much? XD

I wish I had some vegetable soup.

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 08-14-2008, 01:48 AM

Granted but the vegetables are all rotten and all look like they're staring at you

I wish the piercing I wanted had no chance of killing me

Geoluhread · 08-14-2008, 01:52 AM

Granted, But when you get it, it'll get infected

I wish to go to a spa

MitsyMayhem · 08-14-2008, 01:54 AM

You go to the spa, but you get trampled by inane celebrities all wearing 5 inch spikes. (Not that I'd ever wish that one you dear XD)

Piercing, killing you?
It's in that dangerous of a spot?

I wish I could go to the moon and start are my civilization.

$haDe · 08-14-2008, 01:54 AM

Granted again,But it accidently switch with a tracking device of the terrorist which supposed to lead to Pentagon..

U walked back home when they activated to missile...

Eventhough it didn't direct at u but it direct at the location where u were..which possibly b ur house....

This is for Sir Canvas (I write to long that Geo took it)

Here is for Misty

Granteddddd, But they were all Xenomorph in AvP...

I wish my next wish won't twisted hahaha

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 08-14-2008, 01:57 AM

Granted but in your joy you don't notice the brick that has been thrown at your balls.

I wish my glasses weren't so grandpa glasses looking.

(The piercing could give me an internal infection which could possibly kill me)

MitsyMayhem · 08-14-2008, 01:59 AM

(Ah..wouldn't want that to happen.)

Granted, but some idiot painted the lens black and you run into a wall.

I wish I was French.

$haDe · 08-14-2008, 02:00 AM

Granted, But u r deaf,blind and silence

I wish I don't have to go to school anymore

Geoluhread · 08-14-2008, 02:21 AM

Granted, But then you have to be a nurse at old peoples house *i think it's called nursing home* and clean up puke and crap for the rest of your life...

I wish that i can be a guitar and drums expert over night

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 08-14-2008, 02:30 AM

Granted but in your first gig a series of unfortunate events lead to your arms being amputated.

I wish my voice was a little more naturally inclined to singing.