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Old 01-25-2008, 06:27 AM   #1
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The funniest couch I have EVER seen

lol, this is hilarious! I wish I lived in San Francisco, haha!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:33 AM   #2
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oh my god. haha..
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:35 AM   #3
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um, that's nasty
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:46 AM   #4
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Looks a little impractical for use as an actual couch, it would probobly cause some back problems if you tried to use it as such constantly. Maybe it would be good for a pet bed.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:37 AM   #5
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I don't like it, the decor you would need to go with such a thing would be horrendous.

There must be somthing wrong with me, upon seeing a vagina shaped couch I'm sure most guys thoughts would be along the lines of "ooh, vagina" and not have anything to do with interior design.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:53 AM   #6
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lol

I saw this on LJ and thought it was hilarious! XD

Not sure how I'd feel about sitting in it though..

Edit: For those who say it's impractical or what-not, keep in mind it was a project for art school, thus I doubt it was meant to be functional. ^^;;;
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Old 01-25-2008, 09:15 AM   #7
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I'd totally put that in my house.
In a heartbeat.

Seriously, that's fucking cool.
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Old 01-25-2008, 09:24 AM   #8
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Maybe they should have made it more open and tilted it to the side slightly so that you could sit in it like a normal couch... I don't belive I'm trying to fiqure out the best way to make a vagina couch practical.
I should be doing coursework, if my teacher knew what I was doing instead.
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Old 01-25-2008, 11:39 AM   #9
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Arghh I saw this on the AFI forums !

I'd have it. Seriously. I'd sit there, chillin in ma vag....

One guy said he would love to hide down the crack and pretend to be born every time someone came round
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Old 01-25-2008, 11:44 AM   #10
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One guy said he would love to hide down the crack and pretend to be born every time someone came round
Hee hee hee hee.

That would be something I'd hope to see on YouTube. XD
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Old 01-25-2008, 11:47 AM   #11
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I'd totally put that in my house.
In a heartbeat.

Seriously, that's fucking cool.
As would I.

Though I suspect most of my friends would fight over who got to sit in it. That could get ugly...
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:45 PM   #12
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Nice. If you sit in it though, you look like a big dick.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:11 PM   #13
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Lmfao, that's priceless.

I'd feel like I lost my virginity every time I climbed out of that chair.
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Old 01-26-2008, 05:35 AM   #14
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Uh... amazing. Just amazing. Totally impractical and quite useless, but absolutely priceless.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:15 PM   #15
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I know this is crass, but the first thing that came to mind was: "Wait a minute. That's not what a clitoris looks like!"
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:37 PM   #16
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Now, someone into baby fetish would have to love that!
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Old 02-13-2008, 09:03 PM   #17
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That is the most awesome piece of dorm furniture ever!
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Old 02-14-2008, 03:35 AM   #18
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I know this is crass, but the first thing that came to mind was: "Wait a minute. That's not what a clitoris looks like!"
LOL! I thought that too.
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:29 AM   #19
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omg! hilariouse, unfortunaly my little sis came and asked me why that boy was sitting ina giant clam
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:17 PM   #20
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Okay, this would only work if you were a tall person. I'm very short. I have visions of getting stuck in the couch and having to call 911, then try to explain to the fire department what I'm stuck in and why, and how I got there. A 'body pillow' would help, I suppose, but one could suffocate in this couch, which would be a he**uva funny way to go out. It would work best if you were an OB/gyne doc. (I suppose you could put it in the office).

It is, however, funnier than the "Puff the Magic Dragon" couch I once checked out.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:32 PM   #21
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lmao. "Vagina couch" I <3 it.
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:24 PM   #22
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I know this is crass, but the first thing that came to mind was: "Wait a minute. That's not what a clitoris looks like!"
Haha! Thats what I thought when I first saw it too! They would be ugly if they actually did look like that, and I would imagine slightly uncomfortable >_<, but would make a mans life that much easier...
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Old 02-18-2008, 06:37 PM   #23
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:26 PM   #24
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Thats fuckin stupid. What, can't the guy get a real woman with a real vagina? What a dumb thing to make.
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:59 PM   #25
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My husband said he'd nap there and never want to get out.
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