My lunch lady died this moring

jigsaw · 03-26-2009, 02:38 PM

debbie chow died by a car "acident" this morningl. she was a kool lunch lady she lets get free shit and the rumor is that a trailer fliped on her car and she somehow slipped out and got ranned over by oncoming traffic.

thats sadd

Pineapple_Juice · 03-26-2009, 02:54 PM

That is sad. Wait, she's a lunch lady and her last name is Chow?

Smells Like A Foot · 03-26-2009, 02:57 PM

Whatever you do, don't eat the chilli for the next two months.

HumanePain · 03-26-2009, 03:56 PM

It's weird when you don't know someone well and then they die.

Alarica · 03-26-2009, 04:00 PM

It's more wierd when someone very close to you dies and complete strangers tell you they are sorry. Or worse, when you see someone dead, go over to check and they grab you arm and whisper 'save me'.

I've had too much sugar. I'm going on the trampoline.

HumanePain · 03-26-2009, 04:05 PM

Right, that was kind of my point: if you know someone well then they die it is sad, when you don't know someone and they die they are a statistic, if someone you know talks about someone they knew but you don't, who died, then you are sympathetic to the one you know about the one you didn't know.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-26-2009, 04:11 PM

We are all statistics, but some people INSIST that they are people, not numbers. These people are a danger to The System and must be quelled by any means necessary.

JCC · 03-26-2009, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigsaw

debbie chow died by a car "acident" this morningl. she was a kool lunch lady she lets get free shit and the rumor is that a trailer fliped on her car and she somehow slipped out and got ranned over by oncoming traffic.

thats sadd

Words of such elegance and beauty. I propose a contest, a duel of sorts, between two poems:

'a kool lunch lady', by jigsaw, and 'Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom', by Lord Byron.

'Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom'

'Oh! snatched away in beauty's bloom,
On thee shall press no ponderous tomb;
But on thy turf shall roses rear
Their leaves, the earliest of the year;
And the wild cypress wave in tender gloom:

And oft by yon blue gushing stream
Shall Sorrow lean her drooping head,
And feed deep thought with many a dream,
And lingering pause and lightly tread;
Fond wretch! as if her step disturbed the dead!

Away! ye know that tears are vain,
That death nor heeds nor hears distress:
Will this unteach us to complain?
Or make one mourner weep the less?
And thou -who tell'st me to forget,
Thy looks are wan, thine eyes are wet.'

'a kool lunch lady'

'debbie chow died
by a car accident
this morningl

she was a kool lunch lady;
she lets get free shit

the rumor is
that a trailer
fliped on her car
and she somehow slipped out
and got ranned over

that's sadd'

Oh boy, it's a close one.

HumanePain · 03-26-2009, 04:14 PM

Bwuhahahaha!

Opteron_Man · 03-26-2009, 04:27 PM

I am sorry to hear this, I hope you are okay.

Unimatrix 00 · 03-26-2009, 04:31 PM

I am so sorry jigsaw

I understand how you can get attatched to lunchladies. I used to talk to the cleaning lady in our school a lot. She used to help me through the harder times in school (when I was being bullied). She told me not to listen to them and that I was a lovely young girl! She was Irish. Sadly, she retired

Tam Li Hua · 03-26-2009, 05:32 PM

Poor lunch lady. My heart goes out to her family.

Underwater Ophelia · 03-26-2009, 08:39 PM

[quote=Unimatrix 00;523165] I understand how you can get attatched to lunchladies.QUOTE]

Can you try explaining that to me?

Smells Like A Foot · 03-26-2009, 08:42 PM

They..... Uhh........ Give you... Food?

Alarica · 03-27-2009, 12:49 AM

Be honest Jigsaw, you didn't even know her beyond the 'free shit' and only found out her name when you were all told at school, that she had snuffed it.

Ben Lahnger · 03-27-2009, 01:37 AM

One of my elder gods ate someone's lunch lady yesterday morning.

yawn ...

(Now I have Adam Sandler singing the lunch lady song in my head, damn you!)

jack_the_knife · 03-27-2009, 02:50 AM

The lunch lady in my school is coke addict.

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 03-27-2009, 04:47 AM

A Canteen Lady (basically the same thing I guess) that worked at my second Highschool died of cancer a while back, I didn't really care, I didn't know her and for some reason I started buying from the canteen more often once she was dead.

Opteron_Man · 03-27-2009, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack_the_knife

The lunch lady in my school is coke addict.

A coke addict! No waaaay!

Underwater Ophelia · 03-27-2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

One of my elder gods ate someone's lunch lady yesterday morning.

yawn ...

(Now I have Adam Sandler singing the lunch lady song in my head, damn you!)

HAHA!
As I was reading that, in my head I was going, "Lunch lady laaaaaaand"

Ben Lahnger · 03-29-2009, 02:36 AM

Yep, which is actually more entertaining than this whole thread.

Oops, now I've done it!

jigsaw · 03-31-2009, 02:42 PM

well the other sad is that her husband has cancer and she has has two little girls that go to mickiney so the skool raised $300 for them of a gave 100

Ben Lahnger · 03-31-2009, 11:29 PM

Okay, I now officially have no sympathy for anyone who works for or is associated with a "skool" which teaches you to spell and construct sentences that way. For pete's sake, the damn thing didn't even make logical sense. Did they raise $300 but only gave the victim's daughters $100?

Wait, theese EES the interweb, NO? I briefly forgot that the only thing worth paying real attention to on the world wide waste is the Chuck Norris lists.

I'm all better. Now what was I saying?