tralor

[ssj_goku]

*ZOOM RIGHT THE H-IN! to a GLOWERING FISHT OF PPHIRE, ashes are raning down on our Ashen hero!* it is TRAVIS his hair is glowing BLUE and BLACK and the rips in his arms look leik FAULT LINES after the BIG ONE!

Ophelia: he's so RIPPED he neds a BAD AID!

Goku: I donn't ned band-aids I lick the blood up!

There is power raging off of his body SO STRONG that it burns ROCKS.

APATHY'S CHILD: is TOTALLY FREAKING OUT

Aparthy: HOW DID U LEARN THAT? IT"S FREAKING AMAZING@! OMG DUDE! THAT WAS TOTALLY SICK

Travis looks non-plussed and totally C-CK DEISEL.

Travis: It's called...the Combobustion, and no you can't lern it.

Ophellia: how did u learn it?

ZOOM IN on the eyes of a man, who KNOWS too MUCH, has seen TOO MUCH...and is TOTALLY OVER EVERYTHING!

Travis: The answer lies...in the hart of battle!

CUE awesome, hard-core techno-music which ALMOST sound liek metal.

Comming Soon, SPRING 2011!

BE. THERE.