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12-10-2008, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Invent Gnet couples and their children!
Inspired by another thread: Underwater_Ophelia and Operton_Man=
Underwater Opteron? Ophelia_man? Underman_Ophelia?
And what would their kids look like? When they look in the mirror would they point and laugh at themselves and then fall into a spell of self-loathing?
HumanePain and SpookyPurple = SpookyPain or PurpleHumane?
In our case our kids would be graduating from college about now, rebelling against Goth and listening to Queens of the Stone Age or something but anyway, you get the idea.
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12-10-2008, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Helpmans and Eclipsing the sons baby would be F@ggot!!
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12-10-2008, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: CA
Posts: 667
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who cares?
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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12-10-2008, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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Steppenwolf and Mollyman= Steppenmac 
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12-10-2008, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Originally Posted by Steppenwolf
who cares?
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It's GD and for fun, you don't have to post.
Hmm. I sense some odd yet awesome names might be coming up.
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12-10-2008, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Inspired by another thread: Underwater_Ophelia and Operton_Man=
Underwater Opteron? Ophelia_man? Underman_Ophelia?
And what would their kids look like? When they look in the mirror would they point and laugh at themselves and then fall into a spell of self-loathing?
HumanePain and SpookyPurple = SpookyPain or PurpleHumane?
In our case our kids would be graduating from college about now, rebelling against Goth and listening to Queens of the Stone Age or something but anyway, you get the idea.
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Was that when I noted that "Ophie" and "Optie" sound similar?
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12-10-2008, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
Was that when I noted that "Ophie" and "Optie" sound similar?
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That it were! You get the credit for the invention.
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12-10-2008, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Albert Pain !!!!
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12-10-2008, 10:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Duane and $haDe
The kids will look like the rock band in Gravitation, and be a most rockilicious band that be awesome!
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12-10-2008, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Duane
Duane and $haDe
The kids will look like the rock band in Gravitation, and be a most rockilicious band that be awesome!
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You read Gravitation?
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12-10-2008, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I watched it.
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12-10-2008, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by $haDe
Albert Pain !!!!
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That's rrrrrreally clever, $hade.
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12-11-2008, 03:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Jothicusjaximus.
It would sort of be like "Jawsome!", but wouldn't fit nearly as well and wouldn't be funny, so after we created said children, we'd feel somewhat ridiculous for it, our lives would become a constant cycle of drunknness, arguing and hatefucking until eventually we divorced and I had a child with Godslayer Jillian to make
JCG
The mysterious wonder of what could possibly be the message lurking within JCG's name would make him of suitable greatness for the strain of parenting he came from. The child would be the godfather of Anarchism and would cause the worldwide revolution as myself and Jillian watched, sat on our community-made sofas watching documentaries about knitting and changing our false teeth. After years of estrangement, gothicusmaximus would see this opportunity to remedy the years of loneliness and be welcomed into the new familial fold, I would welcome him as an old friend and we three would reminisce, dishevelled and a shadow of former glory, about how amazing we were in the good old days and then play Scrabble as young maximus Jr. (as he would be known after I left) went off to play with the big boys, destroying buildings in the name of civil disobedience and global egalitarianism.
Joker_in_the_pack would be like, 150 at this point so would've missed our sofa-reminisce.
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12-11-2008, 05:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
That's rrrrrreally clever, $hade.
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AHH!!! I'm hit!
MANDOWN!!!
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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12-11-2008, 05:43 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: An imaginary world
Posts: 103
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Originally Posted by $haDe
AHH!!! I'm hit!
MANDOWN!!!
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Medic! MEDIC!!!
Hmmm how about..
*looks at the list of new posts* Haunted House and WeaselBoy? Weasel House.. yeah, how incredibly witty, right? xD
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12-11-2008, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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Originally Posted by Trolling the Trolls
Helpmans and Eclipsing the sons baby would be F@ggot!!
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You seriously love them, don't you?
Stop posting.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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12-11-2008, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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HMMM... How about dead_dreams and elysiume. I keep thinking their kid would be named delysium.
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12-11-2008, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Do me!! Do me!!
I mean, couple me with someone  ...
Who isn't stupid or a troll ¬_¬
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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12-11-2008, 04:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Geo and Beowulf have Geowulf, lord of all forum games!
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12-11-2008, 04:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
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Geo and $haDe= $haelureaD?
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12-11-2008, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Lmao
I really did
Hahaha
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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12-11-2008, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: California
Posts: 613
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Do me now!, on the same terms as Geo
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12-11-2008, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: United States
Posts: 761
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Originally Posted by MegearaErotica
HMMM... How about dead_dreams and elysiume. I keep thinking their kid would be named delysium.
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Why am I suddenly getting involved with this?
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12-11-2008, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Because you are a part of Gnet
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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12-11-2008, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Geoluhread
Lmao
I really did
Hahaha
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I imagine Geowulf's sword is an exclamation mark and his shield a smiley XD
While playing forum games he listens to metal.
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