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12-18-2007, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Guy gets a boob job in his shin
Meet the man with breasts in his leg
For a man to have a boob job is unusual enough - let alone to have the silicone implants not in the chest, but in the leg.
But Lane Jensen's figure is now looking a little more voluptuous in an odd place after one of the most unusual operations of the year.
Lane, a devotee of body art already, had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin.
But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough - so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places.
Canadian Lane, editor of a body art and tattoo magazine, even sat up to watch most of the operation carried out in Edmonton, Alberta.
Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts.
>> click for pic <<
Oh kay. Now I've seen everything.
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12-18-2007, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Wow. And it's a hideous tattoo in the first place... God... And I thought people who got regular breast implants (except to correct a medical problem) were crazy.
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12-18-2007, 11:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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What an idiot.
I can think about 45 better things to do with that money, other than get tits put into my leg.
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12-18-2007, 11:56 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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He should put the girl's backside on the other shin and do an implant in her butt. That'll round it off nicely.
Anyway. He's probably going to be laughed at so much for this ridiculous stunt that he'll have it removed eventually.
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12-19-2007, 02:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
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Wonder if he will be feeling his leg boobs when he gets horny?
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12-19-2007, 03:06 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Derry , Ireland
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Aww the pics arnt loading for me 
I was wondering that too Drewsilla! Haha
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12-19-2007, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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whoa...
He must be -very- lonely...or very obsessed with th3 boobies.
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12-19-2007, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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You know, I was expecting much worse.
Eh. That's not that extreme. I once saw a guy with real devil horns.
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12-19-2007, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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That's got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of. Or seen.
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12-19-2007, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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...wow. Just wow.
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12-19-2007, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Yeah, but when will he get the nipples pierced?
O_o
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12-20-2007, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Gives a whole new meaning to 'support socks'.
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12-20-2007, 10:11 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
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When I read the title, I thought it had been a mistake (i.e., a man had gone in for leg surgery and mistakenly had a silicone bag put in his leg or something). I think my version of the story would be more entertaining. R-tard.
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12-20-2007, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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There's a thread title I never thought I'd see.
People who do such stupid things with their money really need it taken away. In his case, the money goes to someone who was forced to have a radical mastectomy. (And yes this board gets to vote on what is too stupid, it can't be left in the hands of normals... clearly!)
What a tool.
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12-20-2007, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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On the train last night I saw a piercing freak who had apparently had an omega shaped piece of metal, about 5 cm in diameter, surgically implanted under the upper surface of his right hand. It was pushing the skin up a good half centimeter. It was yucky.
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12-20-2007, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Drake Dun
On the train last night I saw a piercing freak who had apparently had an omega shaped piece of metal, about 5 cm in diameter, surgically implanted under the upper surface of his right hand. It was pushing the skin up a good half centimeter. It was yucky.
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I once saw somthing like that on tv but it was for a murderous cult in the show.
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12-20-2007, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Boobies. Wow. Wonder what will happen when he begins to sag?
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12-20-2007, 09:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Wow. I really don't know what to say about this. In the words of Mr. Pregnant, "What a damn jawckass!!"
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12-20-2007, 09:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
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Also, that tattoo sucks. 0_o
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12-21-2007, 05:23 AM
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I think it's funny. ^_^!
He must have a great sense of humour.
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12-21-2007, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Ick. I bet those are gonna slip down on his leg and have to be removed. I'm also betting this guy dosen't have an actual girlfriend.
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12-21-2007, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I hope this man never works out too much. If his muscle grows the implants might pop right out. =P Not literally, but it's fun to imagine.
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01-08-2008, 08:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: a russian, vienna-educated, living in the Netherlands. beat that.
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Apart from the difficulties this guy might have maintaning the implants and apart from the tattoo being absolutely unartistic and the whole thing being a total waste of money.......I think its kind of a cool idea. Would never do it myself, but making a tattoo 3D is quite interesting. I like it.
....But yeah, agreed, he most certainly doesn't have a girlfriend.
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01-08-2008, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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That is just totally bizarre! I've seen some really cool body mods, but that's just freaky!
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01-08-2008, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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OK, this grosses me out. And Nevan, Lenore kicks booty.
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