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Old 01-26-2009, 02:07 PM   #76
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:34 PM   #77
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:41 PM   #78
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:26 AM   #79
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Old 01-27-2009, 03:55 PM   #80
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:38 PM   #81
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:35 AM   #82
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:44 AM   #83
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:55 AM   #84
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You hear about the dangers of shaving, stop and end up getting strangled to death by hair.
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:02 AM   #85
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My hair becomes irradiated, transforms into a bad horror movie monster, and kills you.
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:03 AM   #86
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My hair becomes irradiated and transforms into a bad horror movie monster, who kills you.
I was going to come up with a way my dead body would kill you.
But you're already dead.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:36 AM   #87
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:47 AM   #88
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:52 AM   #89
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:14 AM   #90
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Your hair products contains toxins that burn the flesh from your skull.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:35 PM   #91
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You borrow Malice's hair products.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:56 PM   #92
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She screams in agony and flings my hair products at you.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:23 PM   #93
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Your hair products get into the water. I drink some, become a zombie, and eat you.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:28 PM   #94
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:35 PM   #95
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He explodes, the hydrochloric acid spraying onto you and killing you in the process.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:58 PM   #96
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You go insane from seeing all of our deaths and kill yourself.
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:20 PM   #97
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:32 PM   #98
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:09 AM   #99
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:11 PM   #100
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