Sexuality

[polished_wolf_claws]

I've come to the decision that you can say, and imagine all you want. as soon as you start doing.... your in trouble.

I've run into a few of those "younger-than-they-look" girls out there.

one incident was the 15-16 year old was trying to pick me up when i was 19 and my friend mentioned that she was the same age as my youngest brother, all I said was "Hot Potato" and shoved the kid off my lap.

from then on I've asked for photo ID..... Seriously... that be bad stuff to play around with.

I wish I was as sexy a girl as Demonista is when I was her age.....


*I'll just let people stew on that for a while :P*

[polished_wolf_claws]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

I was horribly akward when I was her age. I'm jealous.

You were ackward? I was a crossdresser ^_^

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

I was 5'9", didn't understand that bras are a necessity when you have C cups, and I have a ballerina neck I used to be ashamed of so I'd slouch like a gorilla. Not to mention I had glasses and braces. And also I wore a size 0, so all my pants were too short. And I was hipless. And no one taught me how to wear makeup, so my eyeshadow was blue. And up to my eyebrows. And I wanted to be a skater, minus the skateboard, but I just ended up looking AWKWARD as FUCK.

god dammit that's hot.

[edible_eye]

woozy... can't think straight...

oh, baby... could you BE any hotter?

[polished_wolf_claws]

Agreed with Edible..... When I was 13, I would have been all over that. Mind you most girls knew less about make-up than I did at that time, so most were resentful of me...

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

You're mean. That's mean! I was really embarrassed back then... Constantly.

that you doubt my sincerity might be the most hurtful part of your response...

all of you excites all of me, on every level, in every way. it always will.

[Tall One In Black]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

I was 5'9", didn't understand that bras are a necessity when you have C cups, and I have a ballerina neck I used to be ashamed of so I'd slouch like a gorilla. Not to mention I had glasses and braces. And also I wore a size 0, so all my pants were too short. And I was hipless. And no one taught me how to wear makeup, so my eyeshadow was blue. And up to my eyebrows. And I wanted to be a skater, minus the skateboard, but I just ended up looking AWKWARD as FUCK.

That sounds a lot like me, except I was an inch taller and had a concave chest. And instead of a skater, I was just a major dork. Ah, the flashbacks... uh, I mean memories.

The too-short pants thing... UGH! To this day, I refuse to wear cropped pants. I spent my entire life trying to find pants long enough - no way am I going to wear them too short on purpose.

[edible_eye]

he laughs. he doesn't poke fun - and likely, he's trying to help you feel more comfortable with a period in your life where your confidence wasn't what it is now.

just cuz you felt bad about yourself then doesn't mean others saw you that way. the girl you are inside still shone through - that much i'm sure of.

[edible_eye]

fair 'nuff. just remember - if i have something negative to say, i'll say it. i can be as free with my nastiness as i am with my praise.

i say what i mean and mean what i say, even if i insert a bit of levity in my posts.

you're a precious bud to me, xnguela - whether you were once uncomfortable with yourself or not.

[Tall One In Black]

Challenging to keep this thread on-topic, but I'll give it a shot...

I have also heard the theory that everyone is bisexual. I disagree with that. I think of a beautiful woman, and I imagine touching or kissing her, and I feel… nothing. I might as well be thinking of doing the dishes.

What appeals most to me about men is their differences. They are something I am not, and that fascinates me. In contrast, women are so similar to me that they hold no interest.

So, having given the matter some thought in the past, I can safely conclude that I’m straight.

As for others’ sexuality, it’s totally a non-issue for me. (This is where I prove it by saying that I have a gay friend, right?)

[thetiesonyourcorset]

aww the love

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

So, having given the matter some thought in the past, I can safely conclude that I’m straight.

Hey TallOne, wanna go out with a short 20 year old? J/K





..........Wait, you're not 13 or something like that are you? *shudders*

[Draygorn]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

No, with applesauce. They're yummier that way.

No no no no no, you have potato pancakes with sugar, sour cream and apple sauce. ABout 14 per sitting. At least. And not the ones that are little more than hash browns, either, I'm talking the ones my dad used to make that were made from better mixed in a blender. With onions, and pepper...Damn, brings back memories...

[Tall One In Black]

Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Hey TallOne, wanna go out with a short 20 year old? J/K





..........Wait, you're not 13 or something like that are you? *shudders*

You might shudder at my age, but not because I'm too young. I haven't been 13 in about 17 years.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

You might shudder at my age, but not because I'm too young. I haven't been 13 in about 17 years.

But still hot as ever I'm sure.




.......Hey TallOne, wanna go out with a short 20 year old?

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

You might shudder at my age, but not because I'm too young. I haven't been 13 in about 17 years.

Ooh baby. Now you're talking. How do you feel about engineers? ^^;

[Tall One In Black]

Korova:
Though I can't quite reconcile the word "hot" being used to describe me, I would say I'm actually warmer now than I was at 20. I'm a fine wine, getting better with age. Ha ha ha!

Minister:
I believe a man's sexiest part is between his ears, and you sound like an intelligent guy. Must be, if you're an engineer.

Xnguela:
Rarely do I hear three such adjectives strung together to describe me. Thank you.

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

Minister:
I believe a man's sexiest part is between his ears, and you sound like an intelligent guy. Must be, if you're an engineer.

*Considers running his game*

[Soul_Immortal]

*Places her bet..on game*

:-D

[polished_wolf_claws]

Originally Posted by iwannarapyou

you guys are so smart that's why i wanna **** you guys

and I wanna **** you to, lil bitch.

[polished_wolf_claws]

Wow.... at least your an openminded dumbfuck.

[InfectiousKiss]

Gas to the flame.

Although fun...

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by iwannarapyou

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Alright...which one of you had unprotected sex with a whore some 12 years ago? See people, you might knock-up some hoochie and run off and avoid your responsibilities, but eventually it will join gnet and crave the attention you did not give it.

Now bail out it's mom and tell her to come get it!!

[polished_wolf_claws]

like seriously..... why did you come on right now?

did grade school get out?
Did your mommy finally come pick you up from your school, your lunchbox in hand? wearing your "I want you to die" shirt and your slipknot on your Discman?
Did you also borrow her eyeliner to do your neetsie cool curls all across your face?
wearing your jack russell Spooky's collar?

[polished_wolf_claws]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Alright...which one of you had unprotected sex with a whore some 12 years ago? See people, you might knock-up some hoochie and run off and avoid your responsibilities, but eventually it will join gnet and crave the attention you did not give it.

Now bail out it's mom and tell her to come get it!!

I wish I could man... all I remember her as is "dick slapped Whore #3"