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01-21-2007, 06:20 PM
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#226
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Yo Mama's so goth, Cthulhu quivers, falls to his knees and says "YO MAMA FTAGN!!!".
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01-25-2007, 11:04 AM
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#227
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 205
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Well..
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
TOIB!!!!!!
Your mama's so gawth, Bella Lugosi was HER understudy.
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This one is a LITTLE better than the ones before it but really, I cannot do any better!
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01-26-2007, 07:30 PM
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#228
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
Posts: 922
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Your momma's so goth, she sacked Rome. And then listened to some Sisters of Mercy.
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01-27-2007, 08:16 PM
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#229
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Your momma's so goth, she really was alive during the sack of Rome.
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I Like Cheese!
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02-26-2007, 08:16 PM
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#230
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yo mamma's so goth, she made pentagrams with the syrup on yo pancakes!
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-26-2007, 08:21 PM
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#231
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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oh I love the last one!
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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07-09-2007, 11:29 PM
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#232
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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*sticks bolts into the dead thread*
*applies electricity*
*shouts "It's alive!”*
(Hey, no one else did it >.>)
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-10-2007, 05:59 AM
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#233
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Yo Mama's so Goth
That she dyes her own cloth
Black as the Night
and it fits her quite tight!
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07-10-2007, 08:10 AM
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#234
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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Originally Posted by Cyntrox
*sticks bolts into the dead thread*
*applies electricity*
*shouts "It's alive!”*
(Hey, no one else did it >.>)
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Seektoamplify said that in the I'm so Goth I_______ thread.
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
-Zach Galifianakis
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07-10-2007, 04:40 PM
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#235
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Yo' Mama's so Goth she grows her fangs naturally.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-10-2007, 05:54 PM
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#236
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Your mama's so goth, she fondly recalls her funeral.
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07-10-2007, 07:46 PM
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#237
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: A doll house
Posts: 451
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yo' mommas so goth she was born with an ankh around her neck
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I'd like to do more than survive, I'd like to rub it in your face. -The Dresden Dolls
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12-21-2007, 09:08 PM
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#238
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 53
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Originally Posted by DarkHeartedDemoness
You tried? Not very well... You didn't even write a coherent sentence.  |
I can i just keep forgetting words sometimes. >_<
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12-22-2007, 04:59 AM
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#239
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Yo momma is so goth it was only natural her kids would be too.
Yo momma is so goth, when cats cross her path they turn black.
Yo momma is so goth that every black cat that crosses YOUR path to curse you with bad luck was comanded by her.
Yo momma is so goth she wont eat or drink from anything but (human) bone china.
Yo momma is so goth when she walks into a room the phantom of the opera with an organ plays.
Yo momma is so goth she is the reason emos cut themselves because they can never match her beauty, that includes the guys.
Yo momma is so goth, Satan ordered more people to be condemned to hell for yo mommas welcoming while she was visiting him. He didn't want her to think he had gone soft in his old age.
Yo momma is so goth, where ever she walks hoof shapes burnt into the ground are her foot prints.
Ok I'm done.
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12-22-2007, 07:05 AM
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#240
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Yo momma is so goth she don't wear fishnets, they are tattooed on!
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12-22-2007, 07:42 AM
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#241
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by DeathToLems
Yo momma is so goth she don't wear fishnets, they are tattooed on!
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I LIKE that idea!
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12-22-2007, 09:52 AM
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#242
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In a little hollow doll, inside another hollow doll, inside another hollow doll, inside...
Posts: 19
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Yo momma's so goth she can morph into an actual human being upon taking a shower.
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12-22-2007, 10:04 AM
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#243
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Yo mamma is so goth, when she enters a mall, all mall goths implode, and Hot Topic burns down.
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12-22-2007, 10:15 AM
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#244
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Originally Posted by Duane
Yo mamma is so goth, when she enters a mall, all mall goths implode, and Hot Topic burns down.
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We can only pray for that day that she leaves her dark abyss of a bat cave to actually make this happen.
yo momma is so goth, she was born on Halloween and this is why we actually celebrate it. She gives you animal entrails in shiny wrappers as her trick or treat gift.
Goth bless her black black heart. *happy sigh*
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12-22-2007, 07:57 PM
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#245
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Yo momma is so goth her make-up has seeped into her skin, so there is no need for any re-applying every morning.
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12-28-2007, 06:48 AM
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#246
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Yo momma is so Goth WGT is dedicated to her.
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