.: Randomness :. - Page 193

WolfMoon · 01-10-2006, 01:36 PM

I was at a store calle 'Cindies' recently. I saw a vibe called 'The Shaggin' Dragon', yep shaped like a dragon. It was cute, but 'cute' doesn't really do it for me, lol. My friend bought a really great corset there. I tried it on and wish I had pix, but I'm thinking about going back to buy one for myself, once I gets that income tax back.

THey also had these HUGE penis-shaped lollypops. They were funny, but I don't recomend(sp?) putting sugar in you snatch. Unless you're fond of infections.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 01-10-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

eyes never even looked up to see me being persecuted by Ma Bell.

At least you didn't get the living crap beat out of you by four little old ladies like this guy did.

joyslayer · 01-10-2006, 02:53 PM

That is always something to be greatful for.

bedlam babe · 01-10-2006, 03:59 PM

It's my birthday

joyslayer · 01-10-2006, 04:07 PM

Well then, Happy birthday to you!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 01-10-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santarea

As to the lil old lady clip, OK, it was funny. But instead of giving a play by play, i would have, uh, helped.

From the sound of it, they really didn't need any help. How ironic, they beat the crap out of him with a bible.

joyslayer · 01-10-2006, 07:36 PM

Okay, four years ago I poked myself with a pencil tip and broke the skin, and the mark is still there, it looks like I drew on the underside of my skin with a pencil. It's a little mark, but still, a wee bit creepy, neh?

Jane13 · 01-10-2006, 07:49 PM

Neat.

Ok... I when to school today wearing my big stompy boots, my hair pulled back in two ponytails for maximum shaved effect, and a bunch of jewelry and stuff that I made out of brocken radio and computer parts.....

and someone asks me if I'm supposed to be emo.

That was too funny(in my mind, anywho) to put in "whining"...

joyslayer · 01-10-2006, 07:55 PM

They asked you if you were emo? I get asked that all the time. Damn idiots, get your stereotypes right!!!!! *walks off and fumes in corner*

WolfMoon · 01-10-2006, 08:49 PM

Jane, that's hilarious!

I would've laughed them out of the school.

Bedlam, Happy B-day. How young are you now?

Ben Lahnger · 01-10-2006, 09:14 PM

I'm thinking about bringing back the lap-dance hottie I used to have as an avatar. You know who I'm taking about. What do you think?

WolfMoon · 01-10-2006, 09:15 PM

I liked her!

*drooooooollll*

Ben Lahnger · 01-10-2006, 09:38 PM

OK, we had red wine with the steak I grilled tonight. The wine was a gift, and it turned out that I was the only one. who thought the wine was decent. So I drank all of it. Then there was the chapaign left over from New Years. It was going to go flat. So I drank it. And then (surprise, surprise!) I made myself a couple of Crown & Cokes. So I'm saying ... er, what?

So while I have this new drink, I shood encourage you to look at the "New Joke Thread" and read the brilliant joke about "The "Refrigerator."

Ben Lahnger · 01-10-2006, 09:44 PM

Wolfmoon (Wolfie in my heart) and DarkAngel:

I'll bring her back: she calls to me as well. I'm posting from my phone ... as soon as I get to my PC I'll get her perky ass out here!

Heh!

Ben Lahnger · 01-10-2006, 10:01 PM

I do wish I was at my PC right now.

winged_dreams · 01-10-2006, 10:11 PM

Yeah, bring her back why don't you?

Sanctus Dei · 01-10-2006, 10:19 PM

Happy Birthday Bedlam...

Spent the day looking for a new house... this is tough.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 01-11-2006, 03:11 AM

I got bored and looked up my first post in the intro thread. Page 52, I think. Man, that seems so long ago, but it wasn't.

Ben Lahnger · 01-11-2006, 06:39 AM

She's back!

pitseleh · 01-11-2006, 07:47 AM

Am I the only one here who thinks tanned silicone-chicks rubbing themselves down is über cheesy and not sexy at all ?

Possibly.

Blushing Heliophobe · 01-11-2006, 07:51 AM

Well, in my current state of mind I agree with you.

But - if I were a man, and desperate for winky spanking footage - I wouldn't pass it up.

*shrugs*

Ben Lahnger · 01-11-2006, 09:20 AM

Pits, to each his own.

I don't mind women with implants any more than I mind women who have had nose jobs. In fact, I do believe in some women it enhances their appearance, and some women go overboard. Sometimes it can be very helpful to a woman's self-image, and sometimes there are clearly questionable motivations behind getting augmented. So it can vary from woman to woman, but I've always liked my women with a little more than a handfull up top, and I never cared if they were real or not.

I've never minded people with tans.

And I've certainly never minded watching women "rubbing themselves down" as you put it.

But I also do not expect everyone (or even a majority) to be turned on by the same things I like. That's what makes getting to know other people so interesting!

pitseleh · 01-11-2006, 09:52 AM

Yeah, I wasn't dissing you or anything. It's all good. It's just that tans and silicone don't fall within the parameters of what I find aesthetically pleasing, and sometimes looping .gif animations distract me. Like you said, to each his own.

And, hehe, maybe "rubbing themselves down" is not the correct expression to use. Sometimes my idiomatics are a bit off...

Wise Child · 01-11-2006, 09:58 AM

I hate bitches with tans. But that's only 'cause they spent my teens picking on me for being pale. *sigh* the things adolescents find to wreck their peers about... I'm making progress though. I've recently made a friend who's a kind of biscuit colour, and she seems okay.

Ben Lahnger · 01-11-2006, 10:03 AM

biscuit color? Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!