Picture Post

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Takhisis

And here's one just to make everyone go "awwwww" or *gag*.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

Two dangerous minds joined as one....

God help Us All!!!!!!

:shock:


You guys RULE!!!

Please improve the quality of the gene pool and procreate one day..

Or make one in your secret laboratory..

Either way..

Mankind NEEDS you!!

AND your DNA!!

[Maimy]

Little known fact: kog3100 was created in a laboratory. By angels and daemons!

'strue.

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by Maimy

Guy Friend #2: Yeah, but it sure is a shame to starve a guy ...

How so? Does the breast disapear after a mouthfull? I don't think so. Maybe guy number two only sees breasts as little more than a visual interlude to something else other than a "meal" on its own.

[Maimy]

Guys #1 and 2 were friends of mine who didn't really have any interest in my breasts. The exchange was interchangeable - it never mattered who said what, because it was just an irrelevant joke. They knew I thought my breasts were small - they also knew I didn't care about that. (They weren't boob guys - they were like seventeen: They were ANYTHING I CAN TOUCH guys.)

Nobody who's ever gained actual access to my breasts has had the slightest complaint, of course. Most people are like that with breasts, I think.

MY appeal was always the ass, anyway. *Wink!*

[tekno_suicide]

Originally Posted by Moon_Creature

And finally... what I look like currently. I'm growing my hair out still from the bald thing and its in that in between stage.

Good GOD!!!



Anyway....here is a recent one of me:

[Asurai]

Originally Posted by Takhisis

And here's one just to make everyone go "awwwww" or *gag*.

As E_P_S said, aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

On the other subject: I prefer petite chests. One doesn't see them often on corn-fed Midwestern girls.

</jokethatonlyonepersonislikelytoget>

[Maimy]

*Lived in the midwest for about eight years*

*Gets the joke*

[comatoast]

Grain fed midwestern girls sound a lot like the back bayou , Gator fed girls I know. They can cook AND wrestle and aligator..at the same time

[gOthIque_cHickZ]

y acnt i posts picturs of me?????????? y????? i want to put it wont let meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!1 y y y y y y y yy y y y y y yyyy??????????

[Asurai]

Originally Posted by comatoast

Grain fed midwestern girls sound a lot like the back bayou , Gator fed girls I know. They can cook AND wrestle and aligator..at the same time

That's about right, yea.

I was going to post this somewhere else, but it seems to fit here, now...

Letter from a farm kid/marine:

Dear ma and pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell brother Walt the Marines beat working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places is filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed until nearly 6:00 am but am getting to so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, etc... practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like juice, cereal, eggs, and bacon, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular foor. But tell Walt you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again.

It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on route marches, which the Sarge says are long walks to harden us. It's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

This next will kill Walt laughing. I keep getting metals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at time. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartriges, they come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand to hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home.

Be sure to tell Walt to hurry up and join before the other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in!

Your loving daughter,

Mary-Lou</attrocious grammar>

[comatoast]

I'm glad to see the inbred women are the same no matter where the banjo may lie

[comatoast]

Oh,gOthIque_cHickZ ,

As far as anyone here trying to tell you how to post pics...someone would try but I have a feeling most of us would , either, have an anurism ,or, drink that yummy jim jones kool aid after about 5 minutes of your rambling.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by TStone

There’s been a run on breast post lately…so I thought I’d join in the fray and show my ample apples.

Seth, no slappy noises, K?

And Asurai, I know how much you like a mouthful, so these puppies are just for you…


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Nice Fun Bags T..

Really the dress brings out your eyes..

Although your hair is SCREAMING do me in the Bum!!

Ya might wanna consider a braid or sumthin..

Unless thats your thang!!

O Wait that IS your thang!!

:shock:

Sorry Shitboy!!

I forgot your penchant for Fecal Follies..

Please forgive me..

I'm going to go back to admiring your Fun-Bags now....

:P

[vampyreeyes]

well this is what I look like. Excuse the poor quality of my digital camera

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[ohthefuckwell]

my girl & her protege....

[ohthefuckwell]

and, of course....

our lil hoodlums-in-training....

[secretboy]

TStone, you are such a freak!

[esotericesores]

My sister braided my hair so I look like Allen Iverson
And my head hurts..
But if I take out these bairds my entire body will hurt :shock:
She abuses my hair.

[vampyreeyes]

Wow,you are soo cutein that picture.

[MrMaelstrom]

at work, without sleep for two days...

[vampyreeyes]

He's the sniper in the hills
Hiding the holes in your head
He's the poison in your poison
The razor in your head

From the lyrics of a Bauhuas song, Either Silent Hedges or Hollow Hills?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

at work, without sleep for two days...

Mael you need to get out and Debauch more..

Your Inumerable talents are wasting away at that keyboard..

Isn't there a Bacchian Feast or something this month?

:twisted:

[MrMaelstrom]

Darling, around here, most people have no idea of what good wine is, let alone know Bachus.
And the only thing that happened here was the day of the dead this weekend (not an incredibly happy occasion). But it's alright, I made a flight reservation to Portugal for the 5th of May, so within a month, the only thing I'll be bitching about is my own coming to terms with my own inability to be happy (I obviously hope to prove myself wrong, and will be happy enough to get "Macau, China" out from under my avatar.
Thanks for caring.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Darling, around here, most people have no idea of what good wine is, let alone know Bachus.
And the only thing that happened here was the day of the dead this weekend (not an incredibly happy occasion). But it's alright, I made a flight reservation to Portugal for the 5th of May, so within a month, the only thing I'll be bitching about is my own coming to terms with my own inability to be happy (I obviously hope to prove myself wrong, and will be happy enough to get "Macau, China" out from under my avatar.
Thanks for caring.

Mmmmm delightful..

SO are you moving home for good now?

Back to being a Portuguese Love God?

Member they're naming a day of fertility after you...

Portugal needs you Mael...

Just say no to China..

And yes to Deflowerment..

*hee*

:evil:

[randall]

I'm not a huge fan of plastering images of myself all over the internet. But I certainly can't prevent an opportunity to splash my drawings all over.



A history about this drawing: I was trying to get my daughter to lay down for a nap, so I layed down with her. She quickly fell asleep on my arm, pinning me down. So I layed there, and decided to start drawing. I grabbed my ballpoint pen and sketchpad and proceeded to sketch this image out over the next 40 minutes.

Ballpoint pen, I am not sure if I know anyone else that draws with such an instrument, but its my stick of choice.

Now my daughter is almost 11 (I have 4 kids, for those that are counting), and she still looks every bit like me. Poor child.