the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 74

Cyntrox · 07-21-2007, 12:59 PM

Granted. Too bad you can't land.

I wish that more people would come to Damaged Roses

bleedingheart344 · 07-21-2007, 01:00 PM

Granted, but it soon becomes entirely too commercial and gets overrun with trolls.
I wish people would learn to drive.

Methadrine · 07-21-2007, 01:02 PM

granted, but only if that rose got removed so people didn't have to scroll fifty miles to get to the first sections..

I wish I had something sensible to write here.

Methadrine · 07-21-2007, 01:03 PM

whoops, too slow.

granted, but the car is now outdated and everyone bikes around instead.

*same question as above*

Aaroneet · 07-21-2007, 01:14 PM

Granted, but your post is so sensible that it makes the game not worth playing.

I wish my myspace colors would change after I edit the profile.

PutridLily · 07-21-2007, 03:48 PM

Granted, but they won't stop changing. Making for an array of multicoloured flashes that make you dizzy.

I wish I was invited to the house party I can hear next door.

PutridLily · 07-21-2007, 05:11 PM

Or maybe not.
*Listens to screaming and drunk fighting.*

I wish I hadn't piled all my junk on my bed earlier.

biohazard · 07-21-2007, 05:57 PM

Granted, it is now piled up on the desk where your computer is, making it imposible for you to make use of it.

I wish I could stay my age forever.

Aaroneet · 07-21-2007, 07:17 PM

Granted, but you are sentence to wish all of your friends grow old and die right before your very eyes.

I wish I had something prophetic to say.

††BlackRose†† · 07-21-2007, 10:05 PM

Granted. But then you are discriminated against for what you say. You are banished from your town and because of your prophetic ideas, are put in prison for many many years for instigating several violent riots.

I wish my mother would let me live my life.

Tismine · 07-21-2007, 10:22 PM

This one is just too easy..
Granted. You, being a child, know nothing of the world. You get paved over in a desperate attempt to live with out any guidance. When all else fails, you get your miserable self killed. Then the only remainder of you in a rotting corpse in the ground.

I wish chocolate had zero colories.

biohazard · 07-21-2007, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tismine

This one is just too easy..
Granted. You, being a child, know nothing of the world. You get paved over in a desperate attempt to live with out any guidance. When all else fails, you get your miserable self killed. Then the only remainder of you in a rotting corpse in the ground.

I wish chocolate had zero colories.

^
She is actually a little bit older than you, Tismine, but oh well.

Granted, your body now ahs no calories, meaning you have no energy to move. Your body needs energy, so it starts to deteriorate your muscles for energy, and eating itself up. They shrivel and you become weak.

I wish I could be on all the time here.

Dancing_in_rain · 07-22-2007, 10:46 AM

Granted, but then you fail at school, fail at scoial occasions and generally fail at life.
You shrivel up and die.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt so.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-22-2007, 10:58 AM

Granted. The rest of your body is now hurting.

I really wish I didn't need to pee.

Aaroneet · 07-22-2007, 11:02 AM

Granted, but your body combusts due to the water retention.

I wish I could just stay inside and relax.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-22-2007, 11:03 AM

Granted, but you become so relaxed you can barely move & you have to just flop for all eternity.

I really wish I had a new pair of black, straight leg jeans.

Aaroneet · 07-22-2007, 11:06 AM

Granted, but the pair of jeans is so well-made and flattering that you are too afraid to wear them in public, for fear that they might get ruined.

I wish I had a banana.

Methadrine · 07-22-2007, 11:27 AM

Granted, but I'm only happy to see you.

I wish that the people on another forum would act their age instead of getting bloody stupider the older they get.

Aaroneet · 07-22-2007, 11:29 AM

Granted, but they suddenly, by a seeming burst of magic, become so intelligent that they easily put you to shame.

I wish I could up with the world's greatest wish.

Tismine · 07-22-2007, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biohazard

^
She is actually a little bit older than you, Tismine, but oh well.
.

Point being? She's still a child.

Granted. Because it is a wish, thus cannot be granted, you go insane with the desire to have it come true. It, of course, doesn't, so you kill yourself in your misery.

I wish I had chocolate.

biohazard · 07-22-2007, 09:04 PM

Granted, but the chocolate was dirty and it gave you food poisoning.

I wish I had at least 20 more GB of hard disk space.

Aaroneet · 07-23-2007, 02:47 PM

Granted, but you fill it with absolutely useless documents and music that you wind up hating in a week, making for a waste of time.

I wish I had an upgraded cell phone.

††BlackRose†† · 07-23-2007, 08:54 PM

Granted but your network constantly screws up, making your phone completely usleless.

I wish i can go back to England.

Renatus · 07-23-2007, 09:00 PM

Granted but the ghosts of Hitler's planned but never launched invasion force come back and invade.

I wish I could go back in time to the very beginning of this year.

Rae Ven Rae · 07-23-2007, 09:07 PM

granted, but all the horrible things that have happened this year come back on you three fold...

I wish I never had writer's block again!