Voltaire... No. Just no.

[Necrotansy]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

I don't like his music.
It's whiny, his voice makes me sick, and his lyrics are literally laughable.

Why so cereal? Manson isn't.

[disaidra]

Originally Posted by Voltairenyc

Voltaire

ps: If you think I only make funny songs you should check out these songs:
Anniversary
Parade
All the Way Down
Ravens Land
Out of Reach
Dunce
Feathery Wings
Almost Human
Anastasia
Underground
I'm Sorry
Where's the Girl?
Hello Cruel World
...About a Girl
Let it Go
Crusade
The Happy Song
Wall of Pride
Welcome to the World
Believe
Hallo Elskan Min
Born Bad
This Sea
Blue-eyed Matador

Damn, that's a lot of not-at-all funny songs. I just did the math...
they amount to a third of my entire musical catalog. Interesting.

i think you missed a few
ringo no uta
ex-lover's lover(i think i'd class it as not funny)
the night
dead(although that is debatable i think it's more serious)
when your evil(once more debatable)
and probably some more i've missed

oh by the way Voltaire i think you are gorgeous and extremely dreamy *curls up round his feet like a cat and purs affectionately*

[Godslayer Jillian]

Originally Posted by disaidra

*curls up round his feet like a cat and purs affectionately*

That's disgusting.

[Mr E Nigma]

Yeah, whenever one of our cats does that, she generally throws up hairballs and food... It's not pretty.

[disaidra]

Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma

Yeah, whenever one of our cats does that, she generally throws up hairballs and food... It's not pretty.

*glares and then goes back to purring happily at voltaire's feet*

[disaidra]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Yeah, I can't help agreeing - he's like Weird Al Yankovic for "alternative" people. The guy is WAY overrated IMO.

actually i do that allot sitting with big headphones on listening to some of Voltaire's more serious stuff. (oh they are big because they are wireless headphones) i also have a mixed album i made to listen to in my room and it has things like the cure and Dresden dolls along side some of Voltaire's stuff.