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11-05-2006, 05:13 PM
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#151
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Colorado, U.S.A.
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Yo momma's so goth, that she got a sex change and started a band called "Sisters of Mercy"
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11-05-2006, 05:29 PM
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#152
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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I didn't think it was gonna rain today until I heard that yo momma was coming to visit.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-06-2006, 06:24 AM
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#153
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
Posts: 1,670
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Originally Posted by Maj.Bromley
Yo momma's so goth, that she got a sex change and started a band called "Sisters of Mercy"
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Indeed. My mom did do that. =D
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"What a bunch of garbage: liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job, of Slavery Inc."
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11-06-2006, 09:25 AM
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#154
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Yo momma's so goth she bites the mail man.
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11-06-2006, 04:16 PM
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#155
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yo momma's so goth people die because it amuses her.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-06-2006, 05:49 PM
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#156
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Eating your Babies
Posts: 46
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Here goes my attempt...
Yo Momma's so goth when she gets mad a plague of bloody raining razors begins ( Hey, it rhymes! )
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11-06-2006, 05:51 PM
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#157
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
Posts: 499
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yo momma is so goth, she dated your college shakespearian proffesor.
*how do you spell the shakespeare word? I know there is such thing! there is a high school english class devoted to shakespeare, so please how do you spell it???*
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Swish swish swish...Vavoom!
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11-06-2006, 06:17 PM
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#158
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Originally Posted by insertwittyname
yo momma is so goth, she dated your college shakespearian proffesor.
*how do you spell the shakespeare word? I know there is such thing! there is a high school english class devoted to shakespeare, so please how do you spell it???*
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Shakespearean
You were close, but remember to capitalize!
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-06-2006, 06:21 PM
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#159
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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(sorry--double post...)
Anyhow, yo momma's so goth she won't eat anything without the word "blood" in its name...
0.o
Ook... that was a bit weak...
::goes off to sharpen skills a bit...::
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-06-2006, 06:24 PM
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#160
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yo momma's so goth she plays hop-scotch across non-Euclidean dimensions.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-06-2006, 06:25 PM
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#161
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
Posts: 499
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I don't like capitalization, I keep hitting Caps. Just for you though-I shall capitalize, becuase you corrected my word.
Yo momma is so goth, she asked out the Amish church priest if he would like to go on a date at the local cult's meeting night.
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Swish swish swish...Vavoom!
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11-07-2006, 07:06 AM
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#162
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: CGK-SIN-MEL
Posts: 178
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Yo momma's so goth, she's the siamese twin of Satan.
Yo momma's so goth, Eldritch still worships her even though she raps with 50 Cents.
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11-07-2006, 01:35 PM
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#163
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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heh MY mommas so goth she doesnt even know it!
we actually had a conversation about that recently
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11-07-2006, 02:01 PM
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#164
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 183
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Yo' Mamma's so Goth, that when she first saw you, began wearing black and becoming a Mopey Goth.
That's for being raised in the dirty Bronx! BX!!
--Neurosis
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11-07-2006, 02:40 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Yo momma so goth...she has a calcium deficiancy because her milk is too white.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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11-07-2006, 02:42 PM
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#166
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
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Yo momma is so goth she breastfed you with snakebite and black.
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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11-07-2006, 02:46 PM
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#167
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Yo' momma is so goth it hurts. But then again she doesn't care because she's goth & likes pain.
Yo' momma is so goth, many mini goth's imitate her badly.
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11-07-2006, 08:17 PM
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#168
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Yo momma is so goth she rides Cthulhu to work every morning.
Yo momma is so goth the prediction of her birth inspired the subculture into existence.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-07-2006, 08:22 PM
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#169
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Colorado, U.S.A.
Posts: 205
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Originally Posted by BlackButterfly
Yo momma is so goth the prediction of her birth inspired the subculture into existence.
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Hahahaha...
Yo momma is so goth, that she has a secret pen name of Tim Burton..
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11-19-2006, 12:20 PM
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#170
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 53
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yo mama so goth she makes robert smith dream about every night
heh i tried
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11-19-2006, 12:27 PM
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#171
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Originally Posted by Lurcita
yo mama so goth she makes robert smith dream about every night
heh i tried
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You tried? Not very well... You didn't even write a coherent sentence. 
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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11-19-2006, 12:54 PM
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#172
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
Posts: 373
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Yo Mama's so goth, her first name is Black... needless to say, the color was named after her.
Yo Mama's so goth, her farts sound exactly like Cities in Dust.
Yo Mama's so goth, when goths stand next to her they look like bubblegum punks in comparison.
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11-19-2006, 01:06 PM
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#173
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 68
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Warning: I am not very good but I just wanted to take a swing at it.
Yo momma is so Goth she cries acid, blood, and a weird mucky black liquid that makes anyone who touches the odd substance turn into Siren.
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11-19-2006, 01:33 PM
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#174
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Yo momma is so goth her nickname is "Queen of the Damned"...
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-20-2006, 12:48 AM
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#175
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Yo momma's so goth she has a fishnet rain-bonnet.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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