When i was a kid...

Geoluhread · 07-30-2008, 09:29 AM

It's basicly about stupid things you did or believed in about when you were a kid

When i was a kid, i used to believe that the ass is filled with crap...
Lol

HumanePain · 07-30-2008, 09:52 AM

When I was a kid I would sometimes go to bed without dinner, not because I was in trouble, but because I hated tuna casserole and had to eat it or nothing, and I would choose nothing everytime. I still hate it and become nauseous if I see or smell it.

Geoluhread · 07-30-2008, 09:56 AM

Lol... I like what you did with the avator... Looking to piss someone off... Haha...

honeythorn · 07-30-2008, 10:00 AM

When I was a child ( about 7 or so ) I had a vast populous of imaginary friends who were about 1/2 a centimetre high and all lived in the toilet ( no not cockroaches or anything, little people like the borrowers but much smaller ) whenever I was in there doing whatever was needed, I'd amuse myself by mentally superimposing a landscape and cities on the tiled floor under my feet. It was separated into four "countries" , each with it's own flag and army, each with it's own industry The north had a great industrial tower ( the vacum cleaner) and was the source for metalworks and armaments, the East had a massive lake and was in general a nautical/seafaring nation, the South was mostly farmland and the West was hilly and not unlike Rohan in the LOTR films. Bit of a wasteland really.There was a main city in the centre of all this ( a big diamond shaped tile roughly in the middle of the floor ) which was the political hub of it all, where all the meetings took place and so on.

I remember I constructed a fair few battles while I was sat there.

I was a slightly odd child I suspect..

Geoluhread · 07-30-2008, 10:21 AM

Probably the funniest things i ever read... Try making a movie or writing a book about it *laugh uncontrollably*

Mir · 07-30-2008, 10:21 AM

When I was a child, all I ever wanted was to not be like my dad. That didn't work out too well for me.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 07-30-2008, 10:57 AM

When I was a kid, someone told me if you held your pee you would explode and pee blood. I truly believed it.

I later found out that's what she thought a period was.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-30-2008, 11:03 AM

I used to hate my younger sister copying me. One time I was burying plant seeds in an old pot and she started doing the same. So I poured the contents of the pot over her and pushed her into the little ditch that we had in our garden.

It never stopped her from copying me though :-|

badteccy · 07-30-2008, 04:38 PM

All cats were girls.
All dogs were boys.

BLEED REBELION!!! · 07-30-2008, 04:42 PM

When I was in 3rd grade (?) I thought that being a "teen" meant having freedom.... lulz

Solumina · 07-30-2008, 04:45 PM

When I was a kid I though that leggings+leotard=acceptable clothing for ANY event (and since my mom is the type of person who actually let me wear them, even to my cousin's wedding)

Pantherlette086 · 07-30-2008, 05:55 PM

When I was younger I thought you had to pay FULL price for cars and houses. I wondered how people could afford them! lol

Underwater Ophelia · 07-30-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badteccy

All cats were girls.
All dogs were boys.

Peter thought that.

Underwater Ophelia · 07-30-2008, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Peter thought that.

Wait, no.

Drew thought that when he was little, haha.

Godslayer Jillian · 07-30-2008, 10:28 PM

When I was little I believed in God.

TheBloodEternity · 07-30-2008, 10:33 PM

When I was little I believed in God, and was actually EXTREMELY religious.

Also, at age 5, I thought if you had bangs it meant you were born that way.

Jaye Jang · 07-30-2008, 10:35 PM

Awww. Godslayer, now you're going to make me bummed. When I was a kid, I thought my uncle Chuck's name was uncle Heck. I actually called him that until I got old enough to realize I was insulting the poor guy. Oh, and Honeythorn. You have an amazing imagination. Write a book.

KontanKarite · 07-30-2008, 10:42 PM

When I was little, I believed I was going to Hell...

LiUsAiDh · 07-31-2008, 04:44 AM

When I was little I thought high heeled shoes were called dashing shoes, and refused to call them anything else untill I was about 12.

Tarek · 07-31-2008, 05:03 AM

When I was about 5 my aunt had a caesarean section, and my parents asked if I knew what it was. My answer:

When the baby lies the wrong way around the doctors have to cut the belly upon and take the baby out....and then they turn it around and put it back in, so the mother can have a save birth.

Noirette · 07-31-2008, 07:11 AM

When I was about 5 years old I askes my sather if my life is a dream. When he answered me that my life is not a dream. I asked him how does he know this.
I was annoyingly curious child and could just keep questioning my poor mother for hours about different subjects for hours.
I also had an imaginery demon-friend back then, and we had an imaginery TV show or something like this.

viscus · 07-31-2008, 07:29 AM

I thought the banks just gave money away and work was what grown-ups did just for the hell of it.

Noumi · 07-31-2008, 07:30 AM

I use to think that the color of your eyes determine what you see. For Example, I thought that if a person has blue eyes, the person saw everything blue.

Jaye Jang · 07-31-2008, 07:55 AM

TheBloodEternity, you reminded me. When I was little I swore I would never wear makeup because I thought people were born that way. When my friends asked me why I would not wear makeup, I used to tell them, "If God wanted me to have green eyelids, I would have been born with green eyelids."

Underwater Ophelia · 07-31-2008, 09:36 AM

This is weird...I didn't believe anything like this and I don't know why.