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08-05-2010, 09:21 AM
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How good does motor-boating make you feel?
It makes me feel fantastic actually!
Especially if the "flotation devices" have enough heft to them to give you some real movement!
(I'm looking for serious answers here ... this is no more silly than some of the other threads that have been started here lately.)
So, come on! I want to hear from the other fans of motor-boating here.
You too, men!
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08-05-2010, 09:50 AM
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Are we talking raspberries? Possibly on the chest or abdomen?
Or are we talking aquatic vessels propelled by machine?
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08-05-2010, 10:20 AM
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I feel like I'm flying over water.
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08-05-2010, 10:25 AM
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When I was younger I enjoyed a good motorboating, but now that I'm a crotchety old hag it usually just annoys me.
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08-05-2010, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ape descendant
When I was younger I enjoyed a good motorboating, but now that I'm a crotchety old hag it usually just annoys me.
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It would be quite unpleasant to motorboat sacks of powdered baby formula.
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08-05-2010, 10:44 AM
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I don't recall ever being motorboated  To be fair mine aren't large so it probably isn't worth it !!!
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08-05-2010, 10:45 AM
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Yes... unpleasant for all concerned. I shall leave the receiving of motorboating to ladies who are more nubile than I.
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08-05-2010, 11:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Whiskerton
It would be quite unpleasant to motorboat sacks of powdered baby formula.
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My goodness! Did Lord Whiskerton lose her sense of decorum in her one year absense? This should be a happy thread, not a place for insults.
Oh, and honeythorn, as you have exposed here in the picture thread and elsewhere, your bosoms are clearly quite adequate for the role of motor-boatees! 
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the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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08-05-2010, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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It makes me feel giddy and a bit giggly. ^_^
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08-05-2010, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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I'm sooooooooooo confused right now.
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08-05-2010, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
I don't recall ever being motorboated To be fair mine aren't large so it probably isn't worth it !!! |
I'm tiny and guys still do it to me.
But it leaves me feeling silly and embarrassed.
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08-05-2010, 03:34 PM
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Well, the guy I work with is a pervert and a womaniser and has said he wants to "mackrel" me O.o Apparantly this involves sticking his hand between my tits, and slapping it from side to side like a mackrel flipping about in a net.
How weird.
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08-05-2010, 03:35 PM
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I think I'd have some words with HR about that O.O
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08-05-2010, 03:38 PM
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We don't have a HR. Just the two bosses Clive and Rob. They know what he's like. He wouldn't do it without permission, which I will never give him. He's already said a vast array of things that would have ( and have had ) a lot of women running for the door in disgust. I just laugh it off mostly and tell him to fuck off.
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08-05-2010, 04:13 PM
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Wow... some men are such infantile retards when it comes to boobies...
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08-05-2010, 05:21 PM
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..........It's so... strange.
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08-05-2010, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Originally Posted by Lord Whiskerton
It would be quite unpleasant to motorboat sacks of powdered baby formula.
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Aww man...Bad mental image.
I think it's good to satisfy and wear off a kink, but only one that's at the spur of the moment.
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08-05-2010, 08:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
Well, the guy I work with is a pervert and a womaniser and has said he wants to "mackrel" me O.o Apparantly this involves sticking his hand between my tits, and slapping it from side to side like a mackrel flipping about in a net.
How weird.
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How weird, indeed! It would never occur to me to slap a woman's breasts with my hand in that manner (or any manner for that matter), unless she specifically requested it (not expecting that any time soon) and then I would acquiesce reluctantly.
Yes, motor-boating is a bit silly and maybe a tad juvenile, but many things we ask for and find exciting during sex are just that. My ex-wife loved it when I gave her hickeys on her neck. That seemed the damned silliest thing ever to me, but there was no doubt it made her happy, so I did it gladly.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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08-05-2010, 09:44 PM
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i don't think i would draw any pleasure from motor-boating, if my mate has a specially nice set of "tigobitties" than i rather just lick them a little or if she's the rough kind maybe a bite or two...but thats just me.
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08-05-2010, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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I had to look this one up on urbandictionary because I thought it was blowing bubbles in water (well that's what we call motorboating in baby swim class).
If it is blowing raspberries, um, well, I'm pleading the 5th? (is that right?)
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08-06-2010, 08:31 AM
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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08-06-2010, 08:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
. My ex-wife loved it when I gave her hickeys on her neck. That seemed the damned silliest thing ever to me, but there was no doubt it made her happy, so I did it gladly.
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I think the first time I got a hickey it was my red badge of courage.
Yeah, 15.
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08-06-2010, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
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LOL, the blonde chick in the third video kind of looks like the lady who used to live behind me in Hawaii 
Motorboating is not something I do very often but I usually giggle and squirm while taking part in it.
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08-06-2010, 02:59 PM
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Okay - definitely different than blowing raspberries... still I would laugh, fall off the bed, break something (leg, arm, or both) and then I'd spend the rest of the night waiting in emergency to be fixed (knowing my luck it would be a full body cast).
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08-06-2010, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Never had the urge to motorboat anyone. I'm more of an arse man. And before anyone asks, no I will not motorboat an arse.
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