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02-28-2006, 05:52 PM
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#5701
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Thats Good because I am making Roasted Pork Loin, Marinated in Mango Sauce; Homemade Mashed Potatos; Green Bean Casserole and Biscuits & Gravy.
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Can I stick my Dick in the mashed potatos? I've always wanted to do that...
just kidding hon - that sounds lovely
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02-28-2006, 05:54 PM
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#5702
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Manimal
Can I stick my Dick in the mashed potatos? I've always wanted to do that...
just kidding hon - that sounds lovely |
Uhh is that like the time you said you had your own special " Gravy" recipe?
* twitch*
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02-28-2006, 05:56 PM
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#5703
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
I heart you for saying that! Made me laugh at work.....
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Don't encourage him. He might actually do it..
But of course, if he does I will be there with our Camera.
Xng?
It's worse when you have a mouthful of some random beverage, and he times his hilarity JUST RIGHT so you spew said beverge out your mouth and nose.
Oh The Mammaries..
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02-28-2006, 06:04 PM
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#5704
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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If I'da Known This was going to be THAT kinda party, I woulda stuck my dick in the Mashed Potatos!!!
I agree. They still friggin r0x0rz mah b0x0rz!!
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02-28-2006, 06:13 PM
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#5705
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Yes, It does..
Especially when your waiting for your turn in front of the Judge, during Traffic Court.
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02-28-2006, 06:34 PM
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#5706
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Manimal
It's blocked at work and I'm forced to disrobe and don the chains of sexual slavery as soon as I get home at night. Which at first really weirded the children out but you'd be amazed what the little bastards can adjust to.
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Isn't it time for your Medicine Dear?
* grabs Syringe*
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02-28-2006, 07:04 PM
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#5707
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Detroit.
Posts: 382
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So I went to work today and there were extra guys from overseas. As is the custom with these guys, they tend to bring gifts when they arrive. Usual gifts are cookies or candies from their home country that they leave in the kitchen for everyone to share. Sometimes they bring especially nice stuff, even though it's not from their home country.
Well one guy brought little sampler boxes of Godiva chocolate. The sampler boxes contained an assortment of little chocolate doohickies in different shapes.
Well...
I am pleased to report that Godiva makes...
a chocolate...
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Starfish.
That is all.
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Philosophy, cake, and sodomy. Mostly sodomy.
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02-28-2006, 07:37 PM
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#5708
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by The Minister Saint-Fond
I am pleased to report that Godiva makes...
a chocolate...
Starfish.
That is all.
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Mmm, yes I know..
I used to eat them when I was a little girl..
Wot?!
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02-28-2006, 08:02 PM
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#5709
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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female chocolate starfish....
uuuuuhhhhhhhlllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmm............... ..... 
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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02-28-2006, 09:20 PM
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#5710
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Yes, we are.
Now that you know us, Santarea, you're stuck here for life.
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02-28-2006, 10:23 PM
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#5711
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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(psst... that tech story is entirely true, it was submited by my friend matt over 8 years ago... )
I had Mongolian Stirfry this evening... I could eat there everyday for LIFE!!!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-28-2006, 10:37 PM
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#5712
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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You know... I can't help feeling like a newbie still. Am I a newbie?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they dont care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they dont care what people think.
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02-28-2006, 10:51 PM
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#5713
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Why do you feel like one? Your a sweetheart and apparently quite welcome here Jillian.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-28-2006, 11:00 PM
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#5714
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I'm not sure. It just looks like I was a newbie such a short time ago, that I don't think that time has passed away
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they dont care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they dont care what people think.
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03-01-2006, 05:38 AM
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#5715
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Eyes,
I hear you. It's a pain, and if you ask a friend for help, you have to answer "Yes, I tried that already" so many times before you finally get around to trying things you hadn't thought of.
It's probably something simple like an unassigned partition label or a partitioning/formatting oversight. Pull up fdisk if you have dos access or use the latest version of Partition Magic if you don't. Look at the drive and make sure that there is an active partition selected (you need one of those even if it is a slave drive.) Looking at the drive that way will probably point out the problem.
Good luck with this ... it's these nagging little annoyances that drive all of us Windows users crazy! That's why my favorite Windows help site is www.annoyances.org.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-01-2006, 10:23 AM
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#5716
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Winnsboro, LA
Posts: 372
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I just painted my toenails, which is something I havent done in years. I felt so silly about it afterwards, that I had to go and get my slippers, just so I wouldn't look at 'em every few seconds.
Yeah, I'm kinda weird like that.
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03-01-2006, 10:24 AM
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#5717
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Winnsboro, LA
Posts: 372
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If it helps Jillian, I'm glad you're around. I like your posts. *thumbs up*
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03-01-2006, 10:27 AM
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#5718
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Jill, technically you're no longer a newb. You haven't yet been here as long as some of us, but just kick back. You're one of us...
HAIL THE TWINKIE!!!
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03-01-2006, 11:03 AM
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#5719
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 83
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Pitseleh I'm 27 actually!
Xng what do you mean (in my real colours?)
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03-01-2006, 11:26 AM
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#5720
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 83
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Hmmmmm can't remember mt natural colour! hasn't been natural for about 11 years! I used to have it blonde then red then black then....i'm going to dye it again at the end of the week, heres another 2 of me anyhoo......
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03-01-2006, 11:32 AM
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#5721
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Originally Posted by Justmeuk
Pitseleh I'm 27 actually!
Xng what do you mean (in my real colours?)
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Whoa, I'm sorry! Two years older than me then... In that picture you looked 16 or something. I mean that as a compliment, really.
In that case, let me just say - Hot damn, you are beautiful.
(This should be in the picture thread, by the way. But hey, who am I to complain when presented with such a luscious sight?)
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03-01-2006, 11:33 AM
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#5722
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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Sorry, but i'm still stuck on Manimal's and Ben's tech support mentionings...i found this little ditty in Computer World magazine's backpage column called "The Shark Tank" which recounts odd and amusing tales of tech support:
Still a Lot to Learn
New kid in the IT department is fresh from an IT support training institiute. But pilot fish isn't so sure about the training when the kid spots a pile of old hard drives in the hardware repair shop, waiting to be recycled. He fetched up a Seagate hard drive and asked if it was 56K or 33.6K, sighs fish. We told him it was much faster a DSL disk drive.
...and to think i'm going to be working with people like that soon.
*Shakes head*
i can't wait.
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03-01-2006, 11:34 AM
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#5723
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 83
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I get that all the time pit, thankyou for your comments
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03-01-2006, 12:07 PM
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#5724
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Jill, age ain't nothin' but a number, baby! That is definitely one of my slogans these days. And the number isn't even that important.
I have a certain threshold, a line crossed, a moment that passes when I read someone's post here and say to myself "There is a person who's comments interest me. They express themselves articulately and say things worth hearing." I had that moment reading one of your posts some time ago. and I'm sure others here feel the same way.
So don't worry about it. You are respected and appreciated here, and your contributions are welcome.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-01-2006, 12:16 PM
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#5725
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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What gets me is that she looks so good with the different colors, but also looks like a different person. Xng, you're right ... most people can't pull that off.
Justmeuk, no kidding ... lovely pictures. Yep, no matter what color you choose, you're the kind of girl that makes me trip over invisible cracks in the sidewalk when I walk by her. Very lovely, indeed.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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