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05-16-2006, 06:11 PM
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#1001
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Granted: you didn't rip them, they spontaneously combusted, leaving your legs twisted and scarred.
I wish my class was studying poetry.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-16-2006, 08:14 PM
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#1002
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
Your class is studying german poetry and you can't understand a word.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 08:32 PM
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#1003
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Granted. You spontaneously combust.
I wish I would stop hearing things when I'm alone in the house.
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
Visit my online store: http://www.websofsilver.com
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05-16-2006, 08:34 PM
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#1004
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Granted, you now hear things when you aren't alone. In fact, you hear things all the time now. You're committed to a mental institution for the rest of your miserable existance. What fun . . .
I wish I had perfect vision.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-16-2006, 08:35 PM
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#1005
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You have perfect vision. However you can no longer taste, smell or hear anything.
I wish I could crawl into the closet and stay there until I feel like acting like an adult again.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 08:39 PM
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#1006
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Granted, but you feel like acting like an adult, so you stay in the closet forever.
I wish I had chocolate. And Bacon.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-16-2006, 08:42 PM
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#1007
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You have chocolate and bacon. You eat them together in a chocolate and bacon sandwich that just so happens to be toxic when mixed. You are now dead.
I wish I didn't feel sick.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 09:37 PM
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#1008
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Granted.
You don't feel sick, but you have cancer.
I wish my hair would behave and stop doing that flippy thing like that guy from that band can do.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-16-2006, 09:40 PM
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#1009
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
Your hair behaves. Sadly baldness runs in your family and you now have no hair.
I wish I were prettier.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 10:10 PM
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#1010
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hendersonville, NC
Posts: 108
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Prettiness, just as beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. You become so ugly in the eyes of all who see, with the exception of the one person who you hate the most.
I wish that I could get the "Magical Trevor" song out of my head.
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05-16-2006, 10:12 PM
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#1011
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
Now the crazy frog ringtone is stuck in your head.
I wish it was Friday.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 10:15 PM
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#1012
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hendersonville, NC
Posts: 108
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Granted.
It is now eternally Friday. Paychecks are issued every day, making the economy collapse. Thanks alot!!
I wish I was the general manager of my store, instead of being the assistant.
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05-17-2006, 02:48 AM
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#1013
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: a house full of "catmons"
Posts: 590
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Granted, but a meteor falls on your store and destroys it, thus killing everyone in it. Bad for business!
I wish to see Venice.
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"If I had my way, we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes." - William S. Burroughs, "Queer"
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05-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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#1014
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
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Granted, but Venice floods completely, leaving you stuck on the top floor of your hotel for weeks.
I wish that free coupons would come with every purchase at any store.
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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05-17-2006, 08:24 PM
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#1015
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You now have hundreds of Big Mac coupons and grow to be really really fat and unable to leave the house ever again.
I wish I had more money.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-17-2006, 08:54 PM
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#1016
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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granted but now you never know if anyone really likes you or if they just want your money
I wish that I could shoot stupid people that leave briefcases outside buildings and disrupt the work day of the workers in said building
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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05-17-2006, 09:04 PM
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#1017
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Granted, so now you've murdered half the employees of the building and are set to be executed by stoning.
I wish there was something worth watching on tv.
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
Visit my online store: http://www.websofsilver.com
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05-17-2006, 09:09 PM
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#1018
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
However because it's the only thing worth watching, the producers have spaced the show with advertisments every three minutes, making it impossible to watch.
I wish I was older.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-17-2006, 09:19 PM
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#1019
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted. You're 478 years old. Your age has made you phisically useless, but, hey, you're still alive 
I wish my hair always looked awesome.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-17-2006, 09:24 PM
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#1020
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
Your hair always looks awesome... Until the inherent baldness sets in and you have no hair.
I wish I had a magic carpet.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-17-2006, 09:38 PM
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#1021
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Granted, you have a magic carpet. However, it is 5,000 years old, completely falling apart, and nearly impossible to ride upon. When you do manage to stay on the thing, it flies erratically into the side of a mountain at high speeds and blows up. You are now Grilled Magpie.
I wish that my painting was already done.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-18-2006, 07:36 AM
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#1022
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Eastern US
Posts: 204
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Granted. Unfortunately it resembles a portrait Micheal Moore naked covered in KFC chicken grease sporting a buttermilk biscuit hat.
I wish I did not have to shave.
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Envy the eyes of hate, for they will never know the loss of love.
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05-18-2006, 08:50 AM
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#1023
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Granted, your hair starts growing rapidly, and soon it covers your whole body, making you known to others as " Hairy" Potter.This way, no one wants to talk to you anymore,and you die a lonely death.
I wished I wasn't this pressured next week.
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"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." --From Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Cartman(South Park): It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will
increase the population of the younger generation.
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05-18-2006, 02:55 PM
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#1024
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Granted. But you suddenly explode (implode?) due to not decompressing properly.
I wish I liked mirrors.
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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05-18-2006, 03:05 PM
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#1025
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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granted but all you do is stare at yourself in mirrors as you slowly and painfuly die of starvation
I wish that my brother wasn't so annoying
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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