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06-30-2011, 09:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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You guys are fucking insane!
So.
You hate mutants? You want to register them? Kill them? Put them in camps? Get Magneto all upset go apeshit while making some telepathic bald man in a wheelchair apologize for all mutants while still blowing your dick up with his mind powers cause your self important ass cut him off on the highway?
Well MOTHER FUCK YOU!
You're cool with Spiderman. You're cool with Fantastic Four. You're cool with Punisher. PUNISHER, PEOPLE! He's a god damned psycho in the sewer with fucking guns ready to plug your smug ass! But no! HE'S COOL.
But god for-fucking-bid a man with a metal skeleton heals his whole wrecked up body in less than 30 seconds. God forbid a chick be able to control the weather with her white hair and eyeballs! Fuck them! THEY'RE MUTANTS and we just can't be having that. God forbid their powers be genetic!
Radioactive spider bite? FINE!
Gamma Rays? Fine
Alien from another world? FINE!
Pagan god? FUCKING FINE!
But born with it??? ....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
But you'd be totes cool with The Thing smashing your neighbor's car if it meant protecting your fucking bank account from the god damned disenfranchised poor!
Fuck you. Tell me I'm wrong you double standard bourgeoisie sonsabitches!
...Fuck you guys and FUCK SALT!
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07-01-2011, 05:44 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
Posts: 386
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I lol'd.
Hi Kontan.
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07-01-2011, 08:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 708
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You know what? You're right. You are right about mutants in general. I... am ashamed.
But I still think Magneto can't be allowed to continue with his terrorist agenda. That shithead can lick my proverbial dickhole. But yes, if we extend understanding to nonviolent mutants... perhaps we can break the circle of hate.
My eyes are open. May this never happen again.
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07-01-2011, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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So wait, does that giant scramble of angry text mean that Lady "Born This Way" Gaga is a mutant?
Because I'm not going to apologize for not liking her all that much or not buying her music, even though I grudgingly admit her talent and ability to craft popular ditties, and would not in any way advocate directing a blast of flesh dissolving mental energy at her.
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07-01-2011, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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FUCK YOU, MUTANT LOVER!!!
Dem things is unnatural! Ain't nothing God makes that comes out like that! Theyz frum the devil!!! They made a pact wif Satan hisself fer there ungodly powers!
THIS IS AMURKA! WE DON'T LOVES NO SATAN SPAWN!
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07-01-2011, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The spawn of a Wolfmother would be,
Little hell-spawn, if you ask me!
LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-01-2011, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Ben, I am a completely saintly woman! What are you suggesting, sir?
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07-01-2011, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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If there was ever a knowing look communicated in a emoticon, that was it!
LOL! 
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-03-2011, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 95
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In hindsight I really wish I'd called my account "Bastion..."
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